1、This paper， by its very length， defends itself from ever being read。这份文件通过它的长度成功保卫了自己不被阅读的权利。
2、I am fond of pigs。 Dogs look up to us。 Cats look down on us。 Pigs treat us as equals。我喜欢猪。狗崇拜人类。猫鄙视人类。猪对我们一视同仁。
3、Money is like manure， its only good if you spread it around。钱就像肥料，广施才有效。
4、A small lie needs a bodyguard of bigger lies to protect it。一句谎话需要无数更大的谎话来遮掩。
5、If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons。如果希特勒入侵了地狱，我也会在议会里夸奖魔鬼几句。
6、For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use to be anything else。我本人是个乐观主义者，因为做别的貌似没什么用。
7、Before you can inspire with emotion， you must be swamped with it yourself。 Before you can move thier tears， your own must flow。 To convince them， you must yourself， believe。在以情动人前，你自己要先被打动。在你催人泪下前，你自己要热泪盈眶。在你以理服人前，你自己要坚信不疑。
8、Men occasionally stumble over the truth， but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened。人经常被真相困扰。但是大多数人装作没看见就走了。
9、我本人是个乐观主义者，因为做别的貌似没什么用。
10、Money is like manure， its only good if you spread it around。钱就像肥料，广施才有效。
11、They say that nobody is perfect。 Then they tell you practice makes perfect。 I wish they'd make up their minds。据说人无完人。又据说磨练出完美。你们对下词好吗？
12、The farther backward you can look， the farther forward you are likely to see。越是往后反省，越看得清前方。
13、There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world， and the worst of it is half of them are true。世界上已经有太多谎言，不幸的是，它们一半都是真的。
14、Success is not final， failure is not fatal： it is the courage to continue that counts。成功不要紧，失败不致命。继续前行的勇气，才最可贵。
15、我吃文字从来没反胃过。
16、Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut。生命中你有许多机会闭紧嘴巴。
17、If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law。如果你指定一万条规章，你就摧毁了所有对法律的尊重。
18、We are waiting for the long-promised invasion。 So are the fishes。我们等待入侵很久了。鱼也是。
19、一句谎话需要无数更大的谎话来遮掩。
20、你克服的困难就是你争来的机会。
21、it is the people who control the Government， not the Government the people。我们是主人，公仆是仆人。
22、We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle。一个通过征税求繁荣的国家就好像一个缩在桶里想把自己提起来的人。
23、We can always count on the Americans to do the right thing， after they have exhausted all the other possibilities。我们相信美国会做正确的事。当然，是在她尝尽其他一切可能之后。
24、History is written by the victors。历史由胜者书写。
25、Broadly speaking， the short words are the best， and the old words best of all。 简短的词是最好的，又短又古老的词最最好。
26、Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential。无限的努力是打开潜能的关键---而不是实力与头脑。
27、My tastes are simple： I am easily satisfied with the best。要求不高，只求最好。
28、You don't make the poor richer by making the rich poorer。劫富无法济贫。
29、历史由胜者书写。
30、To improve is to change； to be perfect is to change often。欲求新，则求变。欲求完美，求常变。
31、Broadly speaking， the short words are the best， and the old words best of all。 简短的词是最好的，又短又古老的词最最好。
32、Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut。生命中你有许多机会闭紧嘴巴。
33、The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes。人生最重要的一课就是：傻子有时候也是对的。
34、真正的才华体现在对未知、危险和矛盾的信息的判断之中。
35、Socialism is a philosophy of failure， the creed of ignorance， and the gospel of envy， its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery。涉汇煮意是一种失败的哲学，无知的原则，嫉妒的教条。它的好处是能平等地分享痛苦。
36、6、健康的公民是国家最大的财富。
37、If you are going through hell， keep going。如果你感觉自己在走过地狱。走着别停。
38、A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity； an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty。悲观主义者在每个机会里看到困难。乐观主义者在每个困难里看到机会。
39、命运不靠机缘，而是靠你的抉择。命运不是等来的，而是争来的。
40、Criticism may not be agreeable， but it is necessary。 It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body。 It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things。忠言逆耳利于行。就像疼痛提醒你哪里病变一样。
41、Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip。圆滑就是能让人满怀憧憬的走向地狱。
42、A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on。谎言环游全球的时候，真相还没穿好裤子。
43、A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails， and then asks you not to kill him。战俘就是那个杀你失败然后求你别杀他的人。
44、I felt as if I were walking with destiny， and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and for this trial I thought I knew a good deal about it all， I was sure I should not fail。我感到自己在与命运同行。过去所有的生命不过为这一刻准备。我准备好了，我必将成功。
45、我们仍然是我们命运的主人，我们仍然是我们灵魂的主宰。
46、The whole history of the world is summed up in the fact that， when nations are strong， they are not always just， and when they wish to be just， they are no longer strong。世界历史可以这样总结：强国总行不义。等到他们醒悟了，他们不已经不再强了。
47、Never， never， never give in！永不，永不，永不屈服。
48、Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting。我打断你的时候不许打断我！
49、The malice of the wicked was reinforced by the weakness of the virtuous。美德的软弱就是对邪恶的支援。
50、Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm。成功就是不断失败不失信心。
51、Study history， study history。 In history lies all the secrets of statecraft。学历史，学历史。历史里藏着一切的智慧。
52、生命中你有许多机会闭紧嘴巴。
53、We are waiting for the long-promised invasion。 So are the fishes。我们等待入侵很久了。鱼也是。
54、There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at with no result。世界上最刺激的事莫过于被打了一枪，子弹歪了。
55、It is not enough that we do our best； sometimes we must do what is required。仅仅做到我们的最好是不够的，有时候我们得达到要求。
56、我们靠赚钱生存。我们靠给予生活。
57、Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference。态度决定一切。
58、1当老鹰沉默时，鹦鹉就开始叽叽喳喳了。
59、Socialism is a philosophy of failure， the creed of ignorance， and the gospel of envy， its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery。涉汇煮意是一种失败的哲学，无知的原则，嫉妒的教条。它的好处是能平等地分享痛苦。
60、Success always demands a greater effort。成功总需要更多努力。
