个压箱底的冷笑话,这些老梗看10遍都不厌!

    1、其实愚对了人,愚人节每天都过!

  • 2、不敢问你喜欢什么样的女孩,我怕我全符合。
  • 3、A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you? Don't say electricity dead you! College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said: I am a TV unive
  • 4、他或许会骗取你的欢喜,但好看的包包永远不会。
  • 5、愚人节到了,愿你把愚中之乐坚持到底。
  • 女孩子晚上千万别自己出门,很危险,满大街的夜宵甜点,没人劝阻,忍不住随便进一家,就要长好几斤。
  • 6、女孩子晚上千万别自己出门,很危险,满大街的夜宵甜点,没人劝阻,忍不住随便进一家,就要长好几斤。
  • 7、我不过什么愚人节,你给我表白我就当真。
  • 8、其实愚对了人,愚人节每天都过,愚人快乐,祝你快乐。
  • 9、又是一年愚人节了,又可以向我喜欢的人告白了。
  • 10、我不过什么愚人节,你给我表白我就当真。
  • 11、我不过什么愚人节,你给我表白我就当真。

  • 12、Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!
  • 13、说你白痴你还认识字,说你傻瓜你还知道生气,说你笨蛋你还知道回短信,说你木头你还知道看手机!祝你愚人节快乐!
  • 14、有时候觉得自己变丑了,拿出身份证一看,发现多虑了。
  • 15、亲爱的你真不起,每天睡到十点起、餐餐五碗都见底,体重没人能比,送给看短信的那头猪,愚人节快乐。
  • 16、大家好,今天是愚人节,我可以骗走你的心吗。
  • 17、过节的人,过于认真。
  • 18、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance, with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth, in think you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
  • 19、猪兄,愚人节快乐、幸福、如意。
  • Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named: Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day!
  • 20、Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named: Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day!
  • 21、我不过什么愚人节,你给我表白我就当真。

  • 22、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 23、从前有一姑娘叫乔妮娜,她和一个叫沙德的相爱了,他们在一起看星星。当流星划过天空时,他们将这颗流星命名为:乔妮娜沙德星。祝您愚人节快乐!
  • 24、没有套路,只有你回家的路。
  • 25、你有腹肌,我有肚皮,不是很腹,但是很皮。
  • 26、愚人节的告白,都是限量版。
  • 27、被愚弄的那个傻子,深情总是被辜负!
  • 28、什么?愚人节到了?我不信,除非你亲我一口。
  • 29、能在今天骗骗我吗,说你喜欢我?这样的一点点甜,就够我撑好多年啦。
  • 30、愚人节整死一个是一个,反正清明节也快要到了!
  • 31、自愚自乐,不如愚你同乐!

  • 32、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 33、其实愚对了人,愚人节每天都过,愚人快乐,祝你快乐。
  • 你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 34、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 35、愚人节,本日闲聊,请照单全收!
  • 36、一滴水在海洋中渺小,在沙漠中伟大;丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小,在鸡群中伟大;你在人群中渺小,在猪圈伟大!
  • 37、愚人节到了,愿你把愚中之乐坚持到底。
  • 38、愚人节,我可以大胆的和你表白,因为我可以笑着离去。
  • 39、别再骗自己了,其实你知道高学历的人生会更加美好。
  • 40、我这人没啥突出的优点,就是看女孩的眼光特别准,凡是被我追过的女孩,最后都无一例外地嫁了好人家。
  • 41、每个人都是骗子,所以生活,多了一些趣味。

  • 42、从前有一姑娘叫乔妮娜,她和一个叫沙德的相爱了,他们在一起看星星。当流星划过天空时,他们将这颗流星命名为:乔妮娜沙德星。祝您愚人节快乐!
  • 43、都说熬夜都好看,那为什么我长的跟闹着玩似的。
  • 44、送你一份快乐,愚人节与君同乐。
  • 45、A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you? Don't say electricity dead you! College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said: I am a TV unive
  • 46、授人以愚,不如授人以愉。
  • 47、愚人节整死一个是一个,反正清明节也快要到了!
  • A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean, great in the desert; Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small, great in the chickens; You are infinitesimal in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
  • 48、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean, great in the desert; Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small, great in the chickens; You are infinitesimal in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
  • 49、人间愚乐场,花点时间浪着,才是最开心的事。
  • 50、Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named: Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day!
  • 51、愚人节就要到了,做好准备了吗。

  • 52、Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!
  • 53、据说周全的保护,能远离各种陷阱。
  • 54、我喜欢你,如果你不是,那就愚人节快乐,如果你也是,那就祝我们第一天快乐。
  • 55、有时候觉得自己变丑了,拿出身份证一看,发现多虑了。
  • 56、不敢问你喜欢什么样的女孩,我怕我全符合。
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