愚人节的时候,终于可以说一些,对想说的人,不可以说的话了。

  • 1、一小伙娶妻贺客盈门,晚闹洞房叫新娘吟诗。新娘害羞。至深深夜客不散,新娘曰:谢天谢地谢诸君,我本无才哪会吟?曾记唐人诗一句,春宵一刻值千金!
  • 2、把天真尘封,把活泼捆绑,把自由放飞,把聪颖打包,让幸福无可救药。只释放一点点愚钝和无知,行走江湖。亲爱的朋友,愚人节快乐!
  • 3、可以教我煮汤圆吗?我有点笨,做什么都容易露馅,喜欢你也是。
  • 4、That day every time I looked at your sexy body, naked in front of me twisting, gently caress your skin, I can't resist the temptation to you: boss, I'm going to the fish! Happy April fool's day!
  • 5、Respect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!
  • 叹人间真男女难为知己,愿天下有情人终成眷属。
  • 6、叹人间真男女难为知己,愿天下有情人终成眷属。
  • 7、这条信息让你知道:我们的感情最深!让你知道我没有把你忘记!我最在乎的是你!多吃多睡,养的胖胖的,争取年前出栏,卖个好价钱!
  • 8、你虽然不能常常陪我逛街,但你总会贴心帮我清空购物车的宝贝。
  • 9、Notice: tomorrow above leadership inspection work, each colleague dressing, as required, please man: suit tie shorts slippers; Ms: swimsuit trousers for leather shoes!

  • 10、本信息为纯粹的骚扰信息!警告还没睡的快去睡,刚睡的翻个身继续睡,睡了很久的起来上个厕所接着睡,实在不想睡的和我一起拿起手机骚扰想睡的!
  • 11、人事经理:不好意思,你的专业和我们招聘的职位不是很对口!应聘者:啥叫不对口?难道当*****还得是*****这个专业的吗?
  • 12、忘掉岁月,忘掉痛苦,忘掉你的坏,咱们永不永不说再见。
  • 13、你说喜欢一个人是什么感觉?乍见心欢,小别思恋,久处仍怦然。
  • 14、春有艳花,夏有芒果,秋有金叶,冬有白雪,而我四季都有你。
  • 15、青山原不老,为雪白头。绿水本无忧,因风皱面。
  • 16、无数次的心灵碰撞,无数次的梦幻诗意,是缘分让我们相见,是缘分让我们相恋,愿千万个祝福化作片片雪花飘落在你身边!
  • 17、我很慢,我很懒散,可是我喜欢你,我愿意为你奔跑,为你改变。
  • 18、Personnel manager: sorry, your profession and our position is not very wrong! A: what is wrong? Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major?
  • 这条信息让你知道:我们的感情最深!让你知道我没有把你忘记!我最在乎的是你!多吃多睡,养的胖胖的,争取年前出栏,卖个好价钱!

    19、这条信息让你知道:我们的感情最深!让你知道我没有把你忘记!我最在乎的是你!多吃多睡,养的胖胖的,争取年前出栏,卖个好价钱!

  • 20、春有艳花,夏有芒果,秋有金叶,冬有白雪,而我四季都有你。
  • 21、把天真尘封,把活泼捆绑,把自由放飞,把聪颖打包,让幸福无可救药。只释放一点点愚钝和无知,行走江湖。亲爱的朋友,愚人节快乐!
  • 22、一小伙娶妻贺客盈门,晚闹洞房叫新娘吟诗。新娘害羞。至深深夜客不散,新娘曰:谢天谢地谢诸君,我本无才哪会吟?曾记唐人诗一句,春宵一刻值千金!
  • 23、你的那些恶作剧,我是故意中招的,因为想看见你的笑脸。
  • 24、狼来了猪窝里乱成一团,猪妈妈安排:大猪去堵门!二猪去堵窗!当看到小猪时,猪妈来火了,大叫:老三,不要看短信啦!你肉多,出去把狼引开。愚人节快乐!
  • 25、那天我痴痴地望着你性感的身躯,一丝不挂地在我面前扭动,轻轻抚摸你的肌肤,我无法抵挡你的**:老板,我就要这条鱼!愚人节快乐!
  • 26、这条信息让你知道:我们的感情最深!让你知道我没有把你忘记!我最在乎的是你!多吃多睡,养的胖胖的,争取年前出栏,卖个好价钱!
  • 27、The innocent and dusty, the lively, free to fly, the intelligent packaging, let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant, walk river's lake。 My dear friends, happy April fool's day!
  • 28、回忆里的人住在旧城,他远了几寸,又老了几分。
  • 29、Dear of, I started missing you again, my love to you everyday at huge increase, because someone tell me: pork markup, you can sell a good price!

  • 30、It rained off and on, cause I infinite thoughts, namely, think you wait to beautiful, I also take you to the meadow, but agree beforehand: pigs eat grass, no hog!
  • 31、尊敬的用户:您的手机目前已具有提款功能,只需将sim卡取出插入提款机即可,如提款机不受理业务,请用手机用力砸提款机!愚人节快乐!
  • Personnel manager: sorry, your profession and our position is not very wrong! A: what is wrong? Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major?
  • 32、Personnel manager: sorry, your profession and our position is not very wrong! A: what is wrong? Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major?
  • 33、Notice: tomorrow above leadership inspection work, each colleague dressing, as required, please man: suit tie shorts slippers; Ms: swimsuit trousers for leather shoes!
  • 34、人事经理:不好意思,你的专业和我们招聘的职位不是很对口!应聘者:啥叫不对口?难道当*****还得是*****这个专业的吗?
  • 35、The hearts of countless collisions, countless dream poetry, is the fate let us meet, is fate let us love, sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you!
  • 36、世界上有那么多的城镇,城镇有那么多的酒馆,她却走进了我的。
  • 37、A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said: thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs? Remember tang poetry by the way, h
  • 38、以后的以后安静的过后还是一种情感,什么都是为了你。
  • 39、遇见你之前,我没想过结婚,遇见你之后,我结婚从没想过别人。

  • 40、When you see this message, congratulations, you have 99 competitors from, you won the love, I want to come out to celebrate? Happy April fool's day!
  • 41、人事经理:不好意思,你的专业和我们招聘的职位不是很对口!应聘者:啥叫不对口?难道当*****还得是*****这个专业的吗?
  • 42、如果我是鱼,而你是水,那该有多好!水永远都知道鱼的主意,因为鱼在水的心里。
  • 43、很多我们以为壹辈子都不会忘记的事情,就在我们念念不忘的日子里,被我们遗忘了。
  • 44、A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said: thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs? Remember tang poetry by the way, h
  • 一只漂亮的小猪屁颠屁颠的跑到你面前,用崇拜的眼光看着你,摇摇尾巴,甩甩**。对你唱了一首:长大后我就成了你!愚人节快乐!
  • 45、一只漂亮的小猪屁颠屁颠的跑到你面前,用崇拜的眼光看着你,摇摇尾巴,甩甩**。对你唱了一首:长大后我就成了你!愚人节快乐!
  • 46、The innocent and dusty, the lively, free to fly, the intelligent packaging, let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant, walk river's lake。 My dear friends, happy April fool's day!
  • 47、假如你不懂我,那错的永远是我,不必惊讶,连解释都是多余。
  • 48、如果你长得难看请打110;如果你身材不好请打120;如果你脾气不好请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈
  • 49、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!

  • 50、The classmates, read English for "should give interest" when the President; Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that?
  • 51、等咱有了钱,天天去做美体。想瘦哪里瘦哪里,想大哪里就大哪里。贵宾卡一次买两张,上半身用一张,下半身用一张。
  • 52、A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said: thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs? Remember tang poetry by the way, h
  • 53、The innocent and dusty, the lively, free to fly, the intelligent packaging, let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant, walk river's lake。 My dear friends, happy April fool's day!
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