4、That day every time I looked at your sexy body, naked in front of me twisting, gently caress your skin, I can't resist the temptation to you: boss, I'm going to the fish! Happy April fool's day!
5、Respect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!
18、Personnel manager: sorry, your profession and our position is not very wrong! A: what is wrong? Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major?
27、The innocent and dusty, the lively, free to fly, the intelligent packaging, let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant, walk river's lake。 My dear friends, happy April fool's day!
28、回忆里的人住在旧城,他远了几寸,又老了几分。
29、Dear of, I started missing you again, my love to you everyday at huge increase, because someone tell me: pork markup, you can sell a good price!
30、It rained off and on, cause I infinite thoughts, namely, think you wait to beautiful, I also take you to the meadow, but agree beforehand: pigs eat grass, no hog!
32、Personnel manager: sorry, your profession and our position is not very wrong! A: what is wrong? Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major?
33、Notice: tomorrow above leadership inspection work, each colleague dressing, as required, please man: suit tie shorts slippers; Ms: swimsuit trousers for leather shoes!
35、The hearts of countless collisions, countless dream poetry, is the fate let us meet, is fate let us love, sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you!
36、世界上有那么多的城镇,城镇有那么多的酒馆,她却走进了我的。
37、A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said: thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs? Remember tang poetry by the way, h
38、以后的以后安静的过后还是一种情感,什么都是为了你。
39、遇见你之前,我没想过结婚,遇见你之后,我结婚从没想过别人。
40、When you see this message, congratulations, you have 99 competitors from, you won the love, I want to come out to celebrate? Happy April fool's day!
44、A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said: thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs? Remember tang poetry by the way, h
46、The innocent and dusty, the lively, free to fly, the intelligent packaging, let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant, walk river's lake。 My dear friends, happy April fool's day!
49、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
50、The classmates, read English for "should give interest" when the President; Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that?
52、A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said: thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs? Remember tang poetry by the way, h
53、The innocent and dusty, the lively, free to fly, the intelligent packaging, let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant, walk river's lake。 My dear friends, happy April fool's day!