qq爆笑幽默个性签名最雷人(优选106个)

  • 1、Air of twinkling dots silver around the colorful dream, bless you, hands pressed together make a wish, all in sight
  • 2、我们都很傻,可我是装傻,你是真傻。
  • 3、Sail a boat in the port of youth, we break up temporarily, full of ideal and pursuit When together again? Will at the time of the harvest!
  • 4、The wind blowing, breeze not to witness of friendship; The rain water stop, wash not to drop accompanying mark; Xie, flowers bloom faded to time of youth Friends, I wish you happiness!
  • 5、每个家长都有时差,明明才点偏要说点半。
  • 我的梦想:有事秘书干,没事干秘书。现实却是:有事秘书干不了,没事不能干秘书。
  • 6、我的梦想:有事秘书干,没事干秘书。现实却是:有事秘书干不了,没事不能干秘书。
  • 7、The wine bottle with a life, be happy, with a smile named, with harmonious composition, with ease shading, hire you see the message, do forever taster

  • 8、朋友是快乐时忘掉的人,苦时去找的人,是你败走麦城不对你另眼看的人,是你高升对你称呼仍不变的人!
  • 9、当你孤独时,风儿就是我的歌声,愿它能使你得到片刻的安慰;当你骄傲时,雨点就是我的警钟,愿它能使你获得永恒的谦逊。
  • 10、听说看武打片能减肥,因为里面经常说,你快受死吧!
  • 11、不管未来有多长久,请珍惜相聚的每一刻;不管多少个春夏秋冬,我们是永远的朋友。
  • 12、好女人就像汽油,一旦拥有就有动力:坏女人就像气囊,一旦用上就有危机。
  • 13、When it comes to rainy days, please smile and worry, run around, keep your mood around, keep your mood in good mood, enjoy your life and send messages to you
  • 14、永远有多远?你小子就给我滚多远!
  • 15、If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you an East China Sea If a star represents a joy, I will send you a galaxy If a tree represents a yearning, I will send you a forest
  • 16、空中点点闪烁的银光环绕着缤纷的梦想,祝福你,双手合十许下的心愿,都一一实现在眼前。
  • 17、When you are alone, the wind is my singing, and I hope it can give you a moment's comfort When you are proud, raindrops are my alarm bell, and I hope it can make you get eternal humility

  • 18、Friends are thinking about each other, friends are gold forever brilliant; friends are led by the first life, friends are the road more walk wider; friends are good luck and good luck
  • 19、下雨天来到,请面带微笑,烦恼都冲跑,快乐身边绕,保持心情好,生活乐逍遥,短信送祝福,愿你天天开心,时时快乐,一生幸福。
  • 20、秋天,淡淡的季节,淡淡的思念无限蔓延。你听到了吗?来之秋天最真诚的祝福。
  • 21、小舟在青春的港口起航,我们暂时分手,满载着理想和追求。重新相聚在何时?将在那丰收的时候!
  • 22、风是透明的,雨是滴答的,云是流动的,歌是自由的,爱是用心的,恋是疯狂的,天是永恒的,你是难忘的。
  • 23、愿你是风,鼓起希望的帆;愿你是船,冲开未来的波澜;生活就在前方微笑,勇敢的走上前去,将彩色的人生拥抱。祝你好!
  • 24、有兄弟姐妹同行是一种力量,有兄弟姐妹鼓励是一种安慰,有兄弟姐妹思念是一种福气,有兄弟姐妹关心是一种快乐。
  • 25、兄弟姐妹是琴,演奏生命的美妙;兄弟姐妹是茶,品味一世的清香;兄弟姐妹是笔,写出生命一世的快乐。
  • 26、如果一滴水代表一个祝福,我送你一个东海;如果一颗星代表一份快乐,我送你条银河;如果一棵树代表一份思念,我送你一片森林。
  • 27、送牛奶的人比喝牛奶的人身体棒。

  • 28、The world is too crowded and the space is empty The noise of the city does not belong to the self Think of you, the heart will be full May my best friend be happy and happy every day!
  • 29、若有来世,我要生在国庆节,死在清明节。我生的时候,普天同庆。我死的时候,全世界都在悲伤。
  • 30、朋友总是心连心,知心朋友值千金,灯光之下思贤友,小小短信传佳音,望友见讯如见人,时刻勿忘朋友心。
  • 31、祝你牛年财源滚滚,发得像肥牛;身体壮得像头牛;爱情甜得像牛奶;好运多得像牛毛;事业蒸蒸像大牛。
  • Day give you warm, the month give you warm, the star give you romantic, give you fresh wind, the rain moist for you, give you a perfect snow, frost crystal clear to you, I give you blessings!
  • 32、Day give you warm, the month give you warm, the star give you romantic, give you fresh wind, the rain moist for you, give you a perfect snow, frost crystal clear to you, I give you blessings!
  • 33、心语无声,却很甘甜;问候平常,却很温暖;朋友信任,却最真切;友情淡雅,却最珍重;祝福朋友:开心快乐!周末愉快!
  • 34、The boy I love to dream, love free indulgence, love fashion style, love the sound of endless days sieve
  • 35、Society is a book, let's work hard to study it, and to understand the deep meaning of it, Marty natalegawa to repeat it again
  • 36、郁闷是微尘,轻飘飘无处不在,忽略却如常生活;快乐是空气,静悄悄如影随形,没有就不能呼吸。亲爱的朋友,快乐工作,健康生活!
  • 37、再不疯狂我们就开学了,再不写作业我们就完了。

  • 38、社会是一部书,让我们刻苦地去攻读它,去领会它的深切含意,再去续写它的新篇。
  • 39、男人最痛苦的三件事:被情人撞见陪老婆买菜;被老婆撞见同情人逛街;被老婆和情人同时堵在巷子里。
  • 40、解释就是掩饰,掩饰就是编故事。
  • 41、如果你相信命,那么一切的偶然都是注定。如果你不相信命,那么一切的注定都是偶然。
  • 42、少年的我爱追梦,喜欢无拘无束地自由放纵,喜欢时尚风情,喜欢无尽的天簌之音。
  • 43、大地知道天空的真诚,因为有雨滋润;海岸知道海的真诚,因为有潮抚弄;我知道你的真诚,因为有心语传递。
  • 44、The day gives you warm, the moon gives you warm, the star gives you romantic, the wind gives you refreshing, the rain gives you moisten, the snow gives you perfect, the frost gives you crystal clear, I give you the blessing!
  • 45、一声问候就是一段缘分的开始,一场相逢就是一篇美丽的传说,一次点击就是一部动听的神话,一段交流就是一首优美的旋律。
  • 46、无语就是法官问:你为什么印假钞?罪犯说:真钞我不会印。
  • 47、把生活酿成酒浆,用快乐作瓶,用微笑命名,用和谐构图,用舒畅着色,聘请看短信的你,做永远的品酒师。

  • 48、No matter how long the future, please cherish every moment together; No matter how many spring, summer, autumn and winter, we are friends forever
  • 49、A friend is happy to forget people, people suffering, is your miscues you see another person, is your promotion to you call still the same person!
  • 50、I wish you in the new year a bonanza, like cattle; the body as strong as a horse; love is sweet as milk; good luck much like the ox hair; cause steams like daniel
  • 51、朋友不必很多,知心就好;牵挂不必很多,动情就好;不想说的太多,只是让你知道:认识你真好!
  • 52、我发誓,以前发的誓从现在开始都取消!我发誓以后再也不发誓了!
  • 53、Every day is new; the smile is true every day; greeting every day is pure; blessing every sentence is deep; may you be happy and happy!
  • 54、不管未来有多遥远,成长的路上有你有我;不管相逢在什么时候,我们是永远的朋友。
  • 55、世界太拥挤,心里太空虚。城市的喧闹,始终不属于自己。想到你,心里就会充实。愿我最好的朋友幸福平安,快乐每一天!
  • 56、世界太拥挤,心里太空虚。城市的喧闹,始终不属于自我。想到你,心里就会充实。愿我最好的朋友幸福平安,快乐每一天!
  • 57、If you believe in life, then all the contingency is doomed If you do not believe in life, then everything is doomed by chance

    It is a kind of strength to have friends with a friend It is a kind of comfort to have a friend to encourage, a friend to miss is a kind of blessing, and a friend to care is a kind of happiness
  • 58、It is a kind of strength to have friends with a friend It is a kind of comfort to have a friend to encourage, a friend to miss is a kind of blessing, and a friend to care is a kind of happiness
  • 59、Brothers and sisters are the piano, playing the beauty of life; brothers and sisters are tea, taste the fragrance of the first world; brothers and sisters is a pen, write the happiness of life of the first life
  • 60、风雨的街头,招牌能挂多久,爱过的老歌,你能记得几首,别忘了有像我这样的一位朋友!永远祝福你!
  • 61、送你一第好运短信:收到的人会好运连连,阅读的人会心想事成,储存的人会爱情甜蜜,转发的人会年年发财,删除的人会一生事如意。
  • 62、Numerous hills and streams difficult to give gifts, Clockwork SMS bless you, healthy and beautiful always accompany you, likes you fancy money billion to follow you, friends are always bless you
  • 63、The vast sea of people, you are the only thing I can not put down, but also I can not be able to forget the helpless, no matter you go to the ends of the earth, I will bless you!
  • 64、Don't have to many friends, bosom is good; Care don't have to be many, estrogen is good; Don't want to say too much, just let you know: it's good to meet you!
  • 65、一家和和睦睦,一年开开心心,一生快快乐乐,一世平平安安,天天精神百倍,月月喜气扬扬,年年财源广进。元旦快乐!
  • 66、You are a good friend, let me worthy of respect in the future days, believe you will be making significant achievements
  • 67、Give you a first good luck message: received will come into a good fortune, readers will come ture, store will love sweet, forwarding will become rich, year after year to delete will be a lifetime thing

  • 68、生命的等同价值,没有高低贵贱之分。
  • 69、千山万水难送礼,发条短信祝福你,健康美丽常伴你,财神老爷看上你,金钱上亿跟着你,朋友时刻祝福你。
  • 70、我一直在想第一个发现牛奶能喝的人对牛做了什么!
  • 71、你攒够四块五,我也攒够四块五,我们就可以去民政局结婚了。
  • 72、我占有欲很强,别碰我的东西,小心我跟你拼命。
  • 73、日给你温暖,月给你温馨,星给你浪漫,风给你清爽,雨给你滋润,雪给你完美,霜给你晶莹,我给你祝福!
  • 74、Xinyu silent, but very sweet; the usual greetings, but very warm; friends trust, but the most sincere friendship; elegant, but most cherished friends: happy blessing! Have a great weekend!
  • 75、执子之手,方知子丑,泪流满面,子不走我走。
  • 76、No matter how far the future is, you have me on the way of growing up No matter when we meet, we are forever friends
  • 77、The world is too crowded, the in the mind empty space The noise of the city, always do not belong to oneself Thinking of you, the in the mind will be full Wish my best friend, peace and happiness, happy every day!

  • 78、The earth knows firmamental sincerity, because of rain; the coast knows the sincerity of sea, because of tidal fondle; I know your sincerity, because of Xinyu transfer
  • 79、多少年了,我家的马桶圈都从没掀起来过!
  • 80、Wish you are the wind, have hope; you are ready to ship, open the future waves; life is in front of a smile, the brave stepped forward to embrace the color of life I wish you a good time
  • 81、The streets of wind and rain, signs can hang long, love songs, can you remember a few, don't forget to have a friend like me! Bless you forever!
  • 82、A hehemumu, a happy life, happy, peaceful lives, full of energy every day, month and year festivity Yangyang, linfe Happy New Year's Day!
  • 83、It is a kind of strength to have brothers and sisters It is a comfort to encourage brothers and sisters It is a blessing to have brothers and sisters
  • 茫茫人海,你是我惟一不能放下的牵挂,也是我最无法释怀的无奈,无论你走到天涯海角,我都会祝福你!
  • 84、茫茫人海,你是我惟一不能放下的牵挂,也是我最无法释怀的无奈,无论你走到天涯海角,我都会祝福你!
  • 85、A greeting is the beginning of a fate A meeting is a beautiful legend A click is a beautiful myth A communication is a beautiful melody
  • 86、The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the cloud is flowing, the song is free, the love is the heart, the love is crazy, the sky is eternal, you are unforgettable
  • 87、Thinking of you, autumn light season, light spread Did you hear that? To the fall of the most sincere blessings

  • 88、要不是老师说不能乱扔垃圾,不然偶早把你扔出去。
  • 89、男人混得好,头发向后倒;女人混得好,衣服穿得少。
  • 90、猛一看你不怎么样,仔细一看,还不如猛地一看。
  • 91、Friends are always at heart, bosom friend is precious, light thinking Xianyou, small message Jiayin, vayo see news as one time do not forget the heart of a friend
  • 92、你是一个让我值得尊敬的好朋友,在将来的日子里,相信你会取得重大的成绩。
  • 93、我的耳朵不是垃圾桶,别什么话都往这里扔。
  • 94、每一天都是新的;笑容每一天都是真的;问候每一天都是纯的;祝福每句都是深的;愿你开心快乐快乐!
  • 95、You and I listen to the new year's bell, like the breath of the ring, the dream of our common dream and the sincere love to be a sincere blessing to the new year
  • 96、日给你温暖,月给你温馨,星给你浪漫,风给你清爽,雨给你滋润,雪给你完美,霜给你晶莹,我给你祝福!
  • 97、幸福就是,早安后的早餐,到晚餐后的晚安,你都在。

  • 98、世界上唯一可以不劳而获的就是贫穷,唯一可以无中生有的就是梦想。
  • 99、Depressed is dust, light is everywhere, but ignored as usual life; Happiness is the air, quiet together, no can't breathe My dear friends, happy work, a healthy life!
  • 100、朋友是梦相互惦念,朋友是金永远灿烂;朋友是缘一世相牵,朋友是路越走越走宽;朋友是福吉祥无边。
  • 101、世界上最感动人的话不是我爱你、而是你瘦了,世界上最伤人的话、不是我恨你、而是你胖了。
  • 102、人生为棋,我愿为卒,行动虽慢,可谁曾见我后退一步。
  • 103、你我相拥倾听新年的钟声犹如年轮的呼吸,簇拥着我们共同的梦,满心的爱意化作真挚的祝福新年快乐!
  • 104、客户虐我千百遍,我待客户如初恋。
  • 105、风吹风止,拂不去友谊的见证;雨落雨停,洗不掉相伴的印痕;花开花谢,褪不去青春的年华。朋友,祝你幸福美满!
  • 106、有朋友同行是一种力量,有朋友鼓励是一种安慰,有朋友思念是一种福气,有朋友关心是一种幸福。
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