3、Ah! I don't care to "I love you" mistakenly sent to you If you accept it, save it If you don't accept it, send it back to me Three
4、Remember when I was a little more than a word, I do not play with you
5、原以为自己挺恶的，认识了他才知道比我还善的人几乎不存在。
6、Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!
7、What kind of fool's Day confession, Tomb-sweeping Day confession is the kingly way, because if you fail, you say the ghost!
8、Next life I also look for you, because in addition to me, you are the most stupid
9、一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝，四个和尚斗地主，五个和尚可以去扮福娃了。
10、The girl is precious, our price is higher, if there is rich in two can throw
11、The thought that he was very evil, and know him better than I know that there is almost No
12、别撕开嘴的笑，在撕你都不会有酒窝。
13、记得小时候说得最多的一句话就是，我不跟你玩了。
14、老天，你让夏天和冬天同房了吧？生出这种鬼天气！
15、Great mercy to see yourself, see friends change radically
16、The most painful thing in the world is from class to class teacher Tuotang hold hold
17、God, you let the summer and winter building? Give birth to this ghost weather!
18、下辈子我还找你，因为除了我，你是最傻的。
19、钱在我的手里一无是处，就像垃圾，但我却用它买到了最卑微的爱情。
20、愚人节表白算什么，清明节表白才是王道，因为，如果失败了，你就说鬼附身了！
21、如果不能美得惊人，那就丑得勾魂吧。
22、大起大悲看清自己，大起大落看清朋友。
23、If I use the badger who will, I will
24、大叔，笑的时候记得捂嘴巴哦，小心您的假牙。
25、有钱的人怕别人知道他有钱，没钱的人怕别人知道他没钱。
26、老天，你让夏天和冬天同房了吧？生出这鬼天气！
27、如果有一天，我无法继续呼吸，那只是说明，我的世界缺少了空气，或者，缺少了你。
28、If not beautiful, the ugly soul
29、学霸晒成绩，女神晒自拍，土豪晒有钱，模特晒身材，老子放假回家晒太阳！
30、Money is like garbage in my hand, Nothing is right, but I use it to buy the most humble love
31、大街上那么多人穿的那么危险，却长得那么安全！
32、In fact in the world the most faithful is money and agreed to go out together, then it will not come back with me, in vain I Taoxin Tao lung to it!
33、Thought and moral is not passed, better than not good
34、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱，说好的一起出门，然后它就不跟我回来，枉我掏心掏肺对它！
35、The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money
36、My mind is split, and I'm fine with me
37、A monk fetching water and drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks landlords, the five monks can go to dress up as Fuwa
38、If one day, I can not continue to breathe, it is just that my world is missing the air, or, the lack of you
39、The streets so many people wear so dangerous, but so safe!
40、Grow like that, don't act like a spoiled child, easy to have the pregnancy reaction
41、Uncle, laugh when I remember Wu mouth Oh, be careful of your teeth
42、我的精神分裂好了，我和我都很好。
43、长成那样，就不要撒娇了吧，容易让人起妊娠反应。
44、呀！我不小心把我爱你误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来，如果你不接受，就把这三个字返发给我。
45、God, you let the summer and winter building? Give birth to this kind of weather!
46、路上捡到了一百块钱，很开心的请室友吃了全家桶，最后发现钱是自己掉的。
47、少女诚可贵，少妇价更高，若有富婆在，二者皆可抛。
48、Don't say I'm fat, or I'll think you're jealous I'm better than you
49、Don't tear the mouth smile, you will not have dimples in the tear
50、On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost
