个人伤感签名

    1、一个人旳失综,孤独了整个世界。

  • 2、我很坚强,起码不会像你一样,一句分手都不说,就把我删了。
  • 3、什么叫浪漫,明知道她不爱你,还送她99朵玫瑰。什么叫浪费,明知道她爱你还送她99朵玫瑰。愚人节快乐!
  • 4、原来在心隐隐作痛的时候,你也可以置之不理。
  • 5、人生只有三天,活在昨天的人迷惑;活在明天的人等待;活在今天的人最踏实。
  • Tell you a story, once upon a time there was a fool, he is very stupid, others ask him what problem he would only shake head or answer "no", have you heard of the story?
  • 6、Tell you a story, once upon a time there was a fool, he is very stupid, others ask him what problem he would only shake head or answer "no", have you heard of the story?
  • 7、Today's April fool's day, we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call, let me laugh, shout three shout into air, frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is, at speed。 Designation for April fool's day, fool don't do it。
  • 8、打败我的不是天真,而是天真热!
  • 9、你就要去他方远行,真诚的朋友为你送行;凛冽的寒风,挡不住我俩的友情;我握住你的手说:好好改造,争取减刑!愚人节快乐!
  • 10、你的温柔象天使在撒娇,你的美丽如惊艳的孔雀,你的体贴恰似心口上的风湿膏,你的眼睛好比可爱的大熊猫!
  • 11、你不爱我,而我爱你,这是病,久治不愈的病。

  • 12、给你讲个故事,从前有个笨蛋,他非常笨,别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答没有,这个故事你听过吗?
  • 13、人生的路很长,我们还要拼命前进,即使若干年后彼此忘记,也要微笑着说:我不会忘记你的!我舍不得你们。
  • 14、从明天起,我会忘掉过去的所有,做坚强的自己。
  • 15、我曾傲视群雄,也挥刀划破过苍穹。
  • 16、风决定蒲公英的方向,你决定我的悲伤。
  • 17、等待你的关心,等到我关上了心。
  • 18、我发现我比想象中爱你,只是一不小心错过了你。
  • 19、人活着真累!上车得排队,单恋真受罪,吃饭没香味,喝酒容易醉,上班特疲惫,抢劫还不会,挣钱得交税,就连给小猪发个短信还得收费。
  • 20、我要越来越礼貌,要温柔的没有棱角。
  • Didn't intend to meet you, meet you is providence, thinking you were feeling, half-hearted when not see you, see you wholeheartedly, if one day we had the announcement, at least remember!

    21、Didn't intend to meet you, meet you is providence, thinking you were feeling, half-hearted when not see you, see you wholeheartedly, if one day we had the announcement, at least remember!

  • 22、今日愚人节,特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫,让我笑一笑,朝天吼三吼,吓走大狼狗。此令既已下,望尔速执行。四一愚人节,愚人不从命。
  • 23、April fool's day to really lively, everywhere is cheers and laughter。 Between friends can parody, playing tricks on people around。 Deceive others also not angered, open happy heart happiness around。 I wish you a happy April fool's day a smile!
  • 24、美好的时光总会散去,它不可能为任何人停留一辈子。
  • 25、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
  • 26、One and a half jins spirit erguotou, love is two years old veteran, food and drink piao wager smoking three years old, four're incapable to steal, the man in a rare promise, low IQ, when I grew up knowing that the person is you, still see the bottom。 Admi
  • 27、所谓天长地久不过人之一厢情愿,与其自导自演不如洒脱放手来的帅气!
  • 28、Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman, your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock, your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart, your eyes like a lovely panda!
  • 29、一岁半斤二锅头,两岁情场是老手,三岁吃喝嫖赌抽,四岁坑蒙拐骗偷,此人年少有出息,长大以后智商低,明知此人就是你,仍然坚持看到底。佩服!佩服!
  • 30、Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
  • 31、人在孤独的时候,是最容易爱上别人的。

  • 32、蜕变的故事,过程是撕裂的痛,但痛过后是破茧的释然。
  • 33、为了你,我不在乎世俗的眼光,不顾所有流言蜚语,只要能拥有你,哪怕是世界末日我也在所不惜,我要大声向全世界宣布:我爱你,人民币!
  • 34、住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事一窝子都开心快乐。
  • 35、我赢了所有人,但却输掉了你。
  • 我相信我爱你。依然。始终。永远。
  • 36、我相信我爱你。依然。始终。永远。
  • 37、双生花,双生花,任何一方死亡的时候,另一方也悄然腐烂。
  • 38、当孤单已经变成一种习惯,习惯到我不再想该怎么办。
  • 39、To receive the SMS to listen: you have been surrounded! Happy happy to bear hug with you, to trip you up, sweet for your ransom, good luck to you sneak attack, beauty want to talk to you learn kissing skills, you have nowhere to run!
  • 40、听说最近你上电视了,不错哦!你可真上镜啊,那活蹦乱跳的样子,那自信满满的气势,那俏皮可爱的言行我早就知道,你演孙悟空准行!
  • 41、收短信的人听着:你已经被包围了!幸福要与你熊抱,快乐要把你绊倒,甜蜜将对你绑票,好运要对你实施偷袭,美女想跟你学习接吻技巧,你已经无处可逃!

  • 42、One live really tired! Get on the bus line, unrequited love really suffer, eat no fragrance, drink drunk, go to work very tired, not robbery, earn money to pay tax, even send a text message to the pigs have to charge。
  • 43、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew; If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart; But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it!
  • 44、我学着咽下一大段话和所有情绪。只用嗯表达我所有得想法。
  • 45、愚人节到真热闹,处处都是欢声笑。朋友之间会恶搞,捉弄之人到处跑。别人欺骗也不恼,开开心心快乐绕。祝你愚人节开心一笑!
  • 46、一万个美丽的未来,抵不上一个温暖的现在。
  • 47、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
  • 48、You will go to other travel, sincere friends to see you off。 The cold wind stop our friendship; I hold your hand say: good reformation, fight for commutation! Happy April fool's day!
  • 49、我错过了最在乎我的人,现在才发现可是他已经走了,我该怎么办。
  • 50、紧急通知:今晚至明晨有小型地震,为了您的安全,请今晚包着棉被,头顶马桶,鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
  • 认识你至今,你在我心中的地位你应该很清楚,除你之外,其他人在我眼中是一堆屎,可你不一样,因为你是两堆!

    51、认识你至今,你在我心中的地位你应该很清楚,除你之外,其他人在我眼中是一堆屎,可你不一样,因为你是两堆!

  • 52、收到信息抖精神,教你如何来做人,读读信息变傻人,不转你会成呆人,删除证明你是痴人,回复表明你没成人,这条信息为整人,愚人节里送愚人。愚人快乐哟!
  • 53、如果你是小狗狗,我愿变成骨头给你啃;如果你孤单,我会用心来陪你;可这次我没带啥,只有香蕉一串,挂得高高的,我相信,你一定会叠上盒子把它摘取!
  • 54、遇见你是无意,认识你是天意,想着你是情意,不见你时三心二意,见到你便一心一意,如果某天我们有了退意,至少还有回忆!
  • 55、一场旅行,最美的不是风景而是陪你看风景的人。
  • 56、The three little pigs in the fight, the boss to scold: hello boring, will only send information! Second scold: you are more boring, everyday hair yellow joke! But the most boring is old, only to see not hair。
  • 57、In order to you, I don't care about the secular vision, in spite of all the gossip, as long as you can with you, even I'm at the end of the world, I want to loudly announced to the world: I love you, yuan!
  • 58、一个人的沉默,怎么就演变成了两个人的静默。
  • 59、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
  • 60、三只猪在吵架,老大骂:你好无聊,只会发信息!老二骂:你更无聊,天天发黄色笑话!不过最无聊的都是老三,只看不发。
  • 61、What is romantic, know she doesn't love you, also send her 99 roses。 What is waste, know she loves you also send her 99 roses。 Happy April fool's day!

  • 62、Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!
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