愚人节整人中英对照微信短信(18个)

  • 1、从前有一姑娘叫乔妮娜,她和一个叫沙德的相爱了,他们在一起看星星。当流星划过天空时,他们将这颗流星命名为:乔妮娜沙德星。祝您愚人节快乐!
  • 2、Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!

  • 3、A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you? Don't say electricity dead you! College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said: I am a TV unive
  • 4、亲爱的你真不起,每天睡到十点起、餐餐五碗都见底,体重没人能比,送给看短信的那头猪,愚人节快乐。
  • 5、吻你的感觉青涩中带着淡淡的芳香,抚你的感觉平滑中带着柔柔的起伏,想你的感觉兴奋中带着甜甜的滋味,我真想现在就剥开你衣服。生柿子。
  • Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named: Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day!
  • 6、Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named: Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day!
  • 7、一大学生被敌人抓了,敌人把他绑在了电线杆上,然后问他:说,你是哪里的?不说就电死你!大学生回了敌人一句话,结果被电死了,他说:我是电大的!
  • 8、春天,我会送你一个笑脸,让你辗转难眠,春天,我会送你一些小诗,让你浮想联翩,春天,我会送你一次心跳,让你愚人节过的比谁都快乐。
  • 9、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean, great in the desert; Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small, great in the chickens; You are infinitesimal in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
  • 10、First love is new version; Is rekindling retrofit; Premarital cohabitation is trial version; Wedding night is genuine; Rib is a collector; Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition; Wife seduce people is piracy。
  • 11、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance, with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth, in think you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
  • 12、You are the most beautiful in my eyes, aquiline nose mouth, toad rat eyes round, a mouth, under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day!

  • 13、说你白痴你还认识字,说你傻瓜你还知道生气,说你笨蛋你还知道回短信,说你木头你还知道看手机!祝你愚人节快乐!
  • 14、Dear you really can't afford to, slept at 10 o 'clock, five meals bowl bottom, no one can than weight, gave the pigs, look at the messages happy April fool's day。
  • 15、一滴水在海洋中渺小,在沙漠中伟大;丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小,在鸡群中伟大;你在人群中渺小,在猪圈伟大!
  • 初恋情人是全新版;旧情复燃是翻新版;婚前同居是试用版;新婚之夜是正版;金屋藏娇是珍藏版;爱上寡妇是修订版;勾引人妻是盗版。
  • 16、初恋情人是全新版;旧情复燃是翻新版;婚前同居是试用版;新婚之夜是正版;金屋藏娇是珍藏版;爱上寡妇是修订版;勾引人妻是盗版。
  • 17、In spring, I will send you a smiling face, tossing and turning to let you, in the spring, I will send you a little poem, let you to extrapolate, spring, I will send you a heart, let you ratio who all happy April fool's day。
  • 18、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
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