qq个性签名女生爆笑幽默（132个）

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  • 1、未来是多变的，所以我不期待，我只做好现在，充实现在。

    • 2、Will be happy than before, even sad, also want to smile in the face Learn to cold-blooded, only to the rightness I good people Learn to loneliness, no one will take you as treasure protect

  • 3、Germinating spring, summer and upwards, the mature of the autumn, and winter hibernation, natural in season continues with its life, season is it echoes each paragraph of the piece
  • 4、The wind fluttering, the snow is well Dream does not know age is old, hazy who climb in the world The night he and smoke curled up Is true or false, a bridge rebirth much less
  • 5、我们的生活总被琐事浪费了，简单点，再简单点。
    • 请用你的手去净化校园，请用你的心去温暖世界，请用你的爱去感动生命，请用你的满腔热情去挥洒青春的光彩！
  • 6、请用你的手去净化校园，请用你的心去温暖世界，请用你的爱去感动生命，请用你的满腔热情去挥洒青春的光彩！
  • 7、我不怕等，不怕老，不怕死，我什么都不怕我只怕我喜欢的人爱上了别人。
  • 8、In march of this sad and beautiful, I from my youth in thin the horse, through the purple pansy, through the kapok, through the soliloquy and impermanence scenery
  • 9、Without economic independence, the lack of "ego", is not independent thinking, lack of "autonomy", not the independence of personality, is the lack of "confidence"
  • 10、You must learn to enjoy in life, to enjoy work the cheerful, enjoy friends laugh, enjoy the warmth of family, enjoy the joy of creation is to enjoy the sweet fruit
  • 11、The great achievements and hard work is proportional, a work, a harvest, accumulate over a long period, from less to more, miracle can be created

    • 12、你以为最酸的感觉是吃醋吗？不是的，最酸溜溜的感觉是没权吃醋，根本就轮不到你吃醋，那就是最酸最酸的。

  • 13、MPF heritage in children, children are not necessarily keep; Product in children, children are not necessarily to read As product gavel in shadow, this is all family heirloom also
  • 14、伟大的成绩和辛勤的劳动是成正比例的，有一分劳动就有一分收获，日积月累，从少到多，奇迹就可以创造出来。
  • 15、我喜欢在雨中漫步，因为那样没人知道我在哭泣。
  • 16、每个人都有自己的剧场，他集经理、演员、提词、编剧、换景、包厢侍者、看门人诸职于一身，此外还是观众。
  • 17、闹钟叫醒的只是我的躯壳，叫不醒我沉睡的心。
  • 18、奋斗人生的诀窍就是经营自己的长处。经营自己的长处能给你的人生增值。经营自己的短处必然使你的人生贬值。
  • 19、只要身边有你，无论富贵与否，我都是世界上最幸福的人。
  • 20、People's best work is often in the case of in adversity The mental pressure, even physical pain can be mental stimulant
  • 21、如果你只是等待，发生的事情只会是你变老了。

    • 22、那些溺在父母身边的青少年，终长不成人，而那些离开父母的宠溺，在外奔波的青少年，反而能炼成大人气魄。

  • 23、When thinking of you, write your name in the palm, spread out is miss, hold is happiness Happiness is simple depend on, is gentle hand in hand
  • 24、我觉得周瑜一定是个胖子，不然为什么大家都叫他嘟嘟呢。
  • 25、We don't lament life misfortune, curse fate of injustice In front of fate, we need to do the strong, pinching fate by the throat, ask your fate, change your fate
  • 26、众口难调，你永远无法满足所有人的胃口，高明的人会引导大家跟着自己的感觉走，而不是让自己跟着别人走。
  • 27、为了花容月貌，每日对天一炮。
  • 28、Pretend happy, or pretend strong, sometimes maybe just because competitive Try very hard to bite a tooth, often is not strong, but is struggling to hold your tears
  • 29、亲爱的，死没？死的话抱紧我，好让收尸的知道我们是一对儿！
  • 30、Never curious about could be a bad thing, or you may be the life Never make a decision when in pain, otherwise you will regret it later
  • 31、友谊之火温暖了朋友受伤的心，照亮了迷途者前进的方向，驱散了孤独者心中的阴云，点燃了失败者新的希望。

    • 32、A lot of things, I'm not don't know, don't care, just don't want to haggle over every ounce, don't want to debunk you So you lying to me at the same time, also please note that point

  • 33、One thing, if you like it, so enjoy it Don't like it, so avoid it Don't leave, then change it Don't change, then accept it
  • 34、想你的时候，把你的名字写在手心，摊开是想念，握紧是幸福。幸福就是简简单单的依靠，就是手牵手的温柔。
  • 35、梦虽虚幻，却是自己的梦想；位虽低微，却是自己的岗位；屋虽简陋，却是自己的家；志虽渺小，却是自己的追求。
  • 36、Love you, without wanting to get too but, good difficult! Love you, will furtively, very tired! Love you, but let your heart, very miserably! But into the heart, good stupid
  • 37、没有经济上的独立，就缺少自尊，没有思考上的独立，就缺自主，没有人格上的独立，就缺少自信。
  • 38、微笑是人良好心境的表现，说明心底平和，心情愉快；微笑是善待人生、乐观处世的表现，说明心理充满了阳光。
    • 有时候，洒脱一点，眼前便柳暗花明；宽容一点，心中便海阔天空。身边的世界往往比我们想象的要睿智与宽容。
  • 39、有时候，洒脱一点，眼前便柳暗花明；宽容一点，心中便海阔天空。身边的世界往往比我们想象的要睿智与宽容。
  • 40、人生试题一共四道题目：学业、事业、婚姻、家庭。平均分高才能及格，切莫花太多的时间和精力在任一题目上。
  • 41、即使自己变成一撮泥土，只要它是铺在通往真理的大道上，让自己的伙伴们大踏步地冲过去，也是最大的幸福。

    • 42、Life sweet and happiness, but lies in the fact that someone can read a poem for you before evening, and then read a poem for you people lean over to kiss you in the lingering twilight

  • 43、你说过等我到某年某月，却把我丢在某日某街。
  • 44、Quiet heart is of the highest quality, it has no boundary, is complete and pure without dyeing It is absorbed, awareness, love and the supreme wisdom
  • 45、Learn to appreciate, it can reduce the distance between friends; Happy to praise, it can encourage friends are rising; Self appreciation, it can stimulate their own potential
  • 46、年轻的态度与年轻的精神可以抹去心灵和面容上的皱纹，使眼睛充满光亮，使你看到未来，对未来充满无限希望。
  • 47、白天有你就有梦，夜晚有梦就有你。你要好好照顾你自己，不要感冒流鼻涕；要是偶尔打喷嚏，那就代表我想你！
  • 48、打雷的时候，站在大树底下，对老天爷说，我也要穿越！
  • 49、爱你，却要无欲无求，好难！爱你，却要偷偷摸摸，好累！爱你，却让自己心碎，好惨！但进入心肝情愿，好傻。
  • 50、得不到是我根本没想要，你是个什么东西我要对你笑。
  • 51、Friendship warm friend injured heart, fire lit up the stray and the way forward, the clouds broke up the lonely heart, lit the losers new hope

    • 52、Do you think that the sourest feeling is to be jealous? No, the sourest feeling is to have no rights to be don not you are jealous, that is the most acid acid

  • 53、我不是看不起你，我压根就没看见过你。
  • 54、会比以前快乐，即使难过，也要微笑着面对。学会冷血，只对对我好的人好。学会孤独，没有谁会把你当宝护着。
  • 55、别用你那老百姓的身份，和我说那***的故事。
  • 56、Only need one minute can run into a person, an hour to like someone, a day to fall in love with a person, but it takes lifetime to forget a person
  • 57、过去的一页，能不翻就不要翻，翻落了灰尘会迷失了双眼。
  • 58、人们最出色的工作往往在处于逆境的情况下做出。思想上的压力，甚至**上的痛苦都可能成为精神上的兴奋剂。
  • 59、刷牙是一件悲喜交加的事情，因为一手拿着杯具，一手拿着洗具。
  • 60、If the woman know finance, know independence, life is you Women can't for independence in the kitchen, learn to financial management is the pursuit of an independent foundation
  • 61、积金遗于子孙，子孙未必能守；积书于子孙，子孙未必能读。不如积阴德于冥冥之中，此乃万世传家之宝训也。

    • 62、Real success in life, is not the size of the achievement, but in whether you hard to realize self, shout out your own voice, out of our own road

  • 63、Recall the past will be tears, the heart is harsh reality is too cruel, even the dream never give, once thought have different shed your tears again in the future
  • 64、没有太阳，花朵不会开放；没有爱便没有幸福；没有妇女也就没有爱，没有母亲，既不会有诗人，也不会有英雄。
  • 65、Love is like a pair of socks, the more look up not pleasing to the eye of the socks, the more likely it is to accompany in your side forever, the more beautiful socks are often less a like
  • 66、春的萌动、夏的奋发、秋的成熟、冬的蛰伏，自然以季节为单位延续着它的生命，季节是它回响曲中的每个段落。
  • 67、在这个忧伤而明媚的三月，我从我单薄的青春里打马而过，穿过紫堇，穿过木棉，穿过时隐时现的悲喜和无常。
  • 68、姑娘，请为了几年后，踩着高跟，留着美丽的长发，画着精致的妆容，从曾经诋毁过你的傻逼面前走过而努力。
  • 69、When a girl poured out her troubles to you, that's not complain, that is her trust in you Because no woman is willing to talk to don't like men crap
  • 70、Please use your hands to purify the campus, please use your heart to warm the world, please use your love to touch life, please use your passion to write freely the youth brilliance!
  • 71、无须绝望，也无须为你不绝望而绝望，在似乎穷途末路之际，总会产生新的力量，这恰恰意味着我们依旧活着。
    • 自暴自弃，这是一条永远腐蚀和啃噬着心灵的毒蛇，它吸走心灵的新鲜血液，并在其中注入厌世和绝望的毒汁。

    72、自暴自弃，这是一条永远腐蚀和啃噬着心灵的毒蛇，它吸走心灵的新鲜血液，并在其中注入厌世和绝望的毒汁。

  • 73、轻财足以聚人，律已足以服人；量宽足以得人，身先足以率人，必能忍人不能忍之触忤，斯能为人不能为之事功。
  • 74、Even himself into a peck of dirt, as long as it is spread on the road to truth, to let his friends fast blunt past, is also the biggest happiness
  • 75、The women of the world there are only two, one kind is happy, one kind is strong Happy be hands without strong heart, but strong is had to be strong
  • 76、Without the sun, the flowers will not open; There is no love and happiness; Without women would be no love, no mother, neither have the poet, also won't have a hero
  • 77、男人的谎话排行榜。第一句：我不在乎你的容貌。
  • 78、Know why love you? Doll face fun phase, panda panda body phase, protruding ears good lucky countenance, steps shook humor, appreciate you most conjunction show
  • 79、Smile is a good state of mind, show the bottom of my heart calm, happy; Smile is good to the performance of the life, optimistic life, psychology is full of sunshine
  • 80、只需要一分钟就可以碰到一个人，一小时喜欢上一个人，一天爱上一个人，但需要花尽一生的时间去忘掉一个人。
  • 81、我容易哭。但我并不脆弱。我经常笑。但我并不幸福。

    • 82、时间好比一架天平，它对任何人都不倾斜；时间如同一把火炬，它专门为勤奋刻苦的人们照亮通往成功的途径。

  • 83、当一个女孩向你倾诉她的烦恼，那不是抱怨，那是她对你的信任。因为没有一个女的愿意跟不喜欢的男的废话。
  • 84、做什么都要顾及别人的感受，我顾及别人，那谁来顾及我。
  • 85、很多事情，我并不是不知道，不在意，只是不想斤斤计较，不想戳穿你。那么请你在骗我的同时，也请注意点分寸。
  • 86、Need not despair, also need not despair, for you do not despair in seems to end of the road, always produce new strength, this just means that we are still alive
  • 87、有人说，对女人不好的男人下辈子会做卫生巾。
  • 88、世上的女人只有两种，一种是幸福的，一种是坚强的。幸福的被捧在手心里无需坚强，而坚强的却是不得不坚强。
  • 89、Who drowned in the parents of teenagers, but it will long not adults, and those who leave their parents spoil, outside the hustle and bustle of teenagers, but can be refined into adult verve
  • 90、脑袋空不要紧，关键是不要进水啊！
  • 91、承诺就像一句草你妈，说的出做不到。

    • 92、我们不要哀叹生活的不幸，诅咒命运的不公。在命运面前，我们要做强者，掐住命运的咽喉，叩问命运，改变命运。

  • 93、知道为何爱好你吗？娃娃脸蛋好玩相，熊猫身体憨态相，招风耳朵好福相，步履摇晃幽默相，欣赏展览你最合相。
  • 94、Time is like a scale, it did not tilt to anyone; Time like a torch, it work hard for people to light the path to success
  • 95、真正成功的人生，不在于成就的大小，而在于你是否努力地去实现自我，喊出自己的声音，走出属于自己的道路。
  • 96、电脑玩多了，看电视都想快进。
  • 97、机会像一个小偷，他来到时无声无息，走了时你却损失严重。
  • 98、Everyone has their own theater, he set the manager, actors, the flash, screenwriter, waiter, janitor job change scene, box at a suit, also or the audience
  • 99、踏遍青楼人未老，请用汇仁肾宝。
  • 100、Fish live in the water does not know the presence of water, life in happiness happiness around people hard to fathom Only a person awake to realize that peace is the happiness
  • 101、Girl, please for the sake of a few years later, standing on high heels, has beautiful long hair, and painted with delicate makeup look, from once to denigrate your shitty path

    • 102、安静的心是最高的品质，它是没有分界的，是完整的、纯洁无染的。它就是全神贯注、觉察力、爱和最高的智慧。

  • 103、Life try a total of four questions: academic, career, marriage, family Average can pass, don't spend too much time and energy on any subject
  • 104、The attitude of the young and the young spirit can erase the heart and wrinkles on the face, make eyes bright and makes you see the future, full of infinite hope for the future
    • All tastes, you can never satisfy everyone's taste, good will lead people to follow their own feelings, and not allow yourself to follow others
  • 105、All tastes, you can never satisfy everyone's taste, good will lead people to follow their own feelings, and not allow yourself to follow others
  • 106、你打扮成这样，到底对这个世界有什么不满。
  • 107、爱情就像一双袜子，越是瞧起来不顺眼的袜子，越有可能永远陪在你身边，越是喜欢的漂亮袜子经常会少一只。
  • 108、Dream, no matter is the storm ahead, or flowers, we all thought with one goal: to achieve ideal, because we have another youth!
  • 109、生活的温馨和幸福不过在于，有个人能在黄昏之前为你读一首诗，然后然后为你念诗的人在流连的暮色里倾身吻你。
  • 110、The trick about life is operating their own strengths Running your own strengths can give your life value Running your own shortcomings will make your life devaluation
  • 111、如果女人懂得理财，懂得独立，人生就是你的。女人无法在厨房中要求独立，学会理财才是追求独立自主的基础。

    • 112、永远追求于理想，必会得到幸运女神的眷顾；但也不可为追求一个所谓的理想，而丧失许多，甚至失去别的志向。

  • 113、我们首先创造出习惯，然后习惯创造出我们。
  • 114、我发过誓：张亮和天天代言什么我就买什么。可是他们为什么代言999感冒灵。
  • 115、永远不要对可能是坏事的事好奇，否则可能要了你的命。永远不要在痛苦的时候做决定，否则你以后一定会后悔。
  • 116、生活中要学会享受：享受工作的欢快，享受朋友的笑声，享受家人的温馨，享受创造的快慰，享受果实的甜美。
  • 117、During the day you have a dream, a dream at night to have you Do you want to take good care of yourself, don't catch a cold have a runny nose; If occasionally sneezing, that means I miss you!
  • 118、伪装幸福，或者伪装坚强，有时候也许只是因为好胜。拼命咬著牙的人，往往並不是强悍，而是苦苦憋住眼泪。
  • 119、一回想过去就会掉泪心里难受，现实过于残酷过于严苛，连梦想都不曾给予，一旦想象将来又有不同的泪水流出。
  • 120、We are understanding tired, is often wander in the persistence and give up between; The reason we are suffering, is the pursuit of too much; Not that we have too little
  • 121、Light goods enough to gather, law have been enough to justify; Wide enough to gadites, body first enough to rate, will be able to endure people can stand touch of mind for a person to his undertaking

    • 122、尘归尘，土归土，挥手告别二百五。

  • 123、生活在水中的鱼不知道水的存在，生活在幸福中的人难知晓身边的幸福。只有清醒的人才能意识到平安就是幸福。
  • 124、学会赞赏吧，它能拉近朋友间的距离；乐于赞赏吧，它能鼓励朋友不断上进；自我赞赏吧，它能激发自身的潜能。
  • 125、梦想走去，无论前方是狂风骤雨，还是鸟语花香，我们都心想着一个目标：实现理想，因为我们有别样的青春！
  • 126、Dream is visional, it is his dream; Who is humble, but his post; House humble, is your home; Tzu chi is small, it is their own pursuit
  • 127、Desperate, it is a forever corrosion and snake bite the soul, it suck fresh blood, soul and inject pessimistic and despair of poison in it
  • 128、风飘飘，雪遥遥。梦中不知岁已老，朦胧人间谁登高。夜渺渺，烟袅袅。是非真假一座桥，轮回几多，一人少。
  • 129、Sometimes, free and easy a bit, eyes away from her; A little tolerance, in the heart then brighter Around the world often than we thought it would be wise and tolerance
  • 130、发生一件事，如果你喜欢它，那么享受它。不喜欢，那么避开它。避不开，那么改变它。改不了，那么接受它。
  • 131、我们之所以会心累，就是常常徘徊在坚持和放弃之间；我们之所以会痛苦，就是追求的太多；不是我们拥有的太少。

    • 132、Always pursue the ideal, will get lucky goddess visited; But also not to pursue an ideal, the so-called lost some, even lose other aspirations

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