收到信息者是埃及木乃伊,删除信息者是非洲臭虫,回信息者是卢旺达野猪,不回复者是手术不成功的泰国人妖!

  • 1、枯藤,老树,昏鸦;插眼,带塔,拆家。
  • 2、This message to let you know: first, our deepest love! Second, let you know that I did not forget you! Third, I care about most is you! Fourth, eat more sleep, keep of fat, such for years ago, sell a good price!
  • 3、Dear of, I started missing you again, my love to you everyday at huge increase, because someone tell me: pork markup, you can sell a good price!
  • 4、等我有钱了,买桶泡面吃,只吃面汤都不喝,直接倒了。
  • 5、仅有我知道,你为今日付出了多少,你坚强的面容下隐藏着多少悲伤。我知道,我都知道你的苦,你无法诉说的心痛!他们怎样能够,过愚人节都不通知你!
  • A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
  • 6、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
  • 7、你不用故作冷淡,我没想过继续纠缠,最后一次,借我十块。
  • 8、When you see this message, congratulations, you have 99 competitors from, you won the love, I want to come out to celebrate? Happy April fool's day!
  • 9、烦恼忧愁全忘记,快乐欢喜留心里;成败得失由它去,幸福美满则足矣;聪明反被聪明扰,糊涂未偿不可以;偶尔一点小傻气,快乐便会伴随你。

  • 10、Notice: tomorrow above leadership inspection work, each colleague dressing, as required, please man: suit tie shorts slippers; Ms: swimsuit trousers for leather shoes!
  • 11、我说:每想你一次星星就落下一滴泪,大海就是这样形成的。你说:每想我一次你就放一个屁,臭氧层就是这样形成的。祝你愚人节快乐!
  • 12、今天是愚人节,本着过节的精神,给你发发短信,别说我无情啊。我可是很想你呢,我不知想你,还爱你。唉,如果今天不是愚人节就好了。
  • 13、愚人节到真热闹,处处都是欢声笑。朋友之间会恶搞,捉弄之人到处跑。别人欺骗也不恼,开开心心欢乐绕。祝你愚人节开心一笑!
  • 14、彩票中了五百万,业务提升为骨干;房子贷款已还完,睡醒一觉变貂禅。你美了吧?可是,忘记告诉你最重要的是:这一切只在愚人节才能实现!
  • 15、别等到我把巴掌扇你脸上,才知道把自己的嘴缝上!
  • 16、我说:每想你一次星星就落下一滴泪,大海就是这样形成的。你说:每想我一次你就放一个屁,臭氧层就是这样形成的。祝你愚人节快乐!
  • 17、如果你长得难看请打110;如果你身材不好请打120;如果你脾气不好请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈
  • 18、This message to let you know: first, our deepest love! Second, let you know that I did not forget you! Third, I care about most is you! Fourth, eat more sleep, keep of fat, such for years ago, sell a good price!
  • 亲爱的,我又开始想你了,我对你的爱每天都在巨增,因为有人告诉我:猪肉涨价了,你能卖个好价钱!

    19、亲爱的,我又开始想你了,我对你的爱每天都在巨增,因为有人告诉我:猪肉涨价了,你能卖个好价钱!

  • 20、早已看清套路,仍在此间迷路。
  • 21、这是你们的节日,呵呵,smart天生机智,愚我无关。
  • 22、The classmates, read English for "should give interest" when the President; Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that?
  • 23、Dear of, I started missing you again, my love to you everyday at huge increase, because someone tell me: pork markup, you can sell a good price!
  • 24、当你看到这条短信息,恭喜你,你已经从99个竞争者中脱颖而出,你赢得了我的爱,要出来庆祝一下吗?愚人节快乐!
  • 25、亲爱的,我又开始想你了,我对你的爱每天都在巨增,因为有人告诉我:猪肉涨价了,你能卖个好价钱!
  • 26、没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!就跟你说没事了你还按个屁啊!愚人节快乐!
  • 27、春不是叫出来的,是真刀真枪干出来的!
  • 28、明天愚人节,今天就被愚了,但是我感到好幸福!
  • 29、通知:明天上头领导下来检查工作,各同事请按要求统一着装,男士:西装领带短裤拖鞋;女士:泳装西裤皮鞋!

  • 30、我不是很明白你到底明不明白明白的意思,如果我明白你很明白明白的意思我就不会不明不白的问你明不明白明白的意思了。预祝:愚人节快乐!
  • 31、一头小猪屏住呼吸,瞪大眼睛,专心致志,聚精会神的看啊看啊,突然又蹦又跳,还不时用猪爪摁手机,摁啊摁啊,还摁说你呢,哈哈,愚人节快乐!
  • 是我亲手将你推开,我有什么资格难过。
  • 32、是我亲手将你推开,我有什么资格难过。
  • 33、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
  • 34、彩票中了五百万,业务提升为骨干;房子贷款已还完,睡醒一觉变貂禅。你美了吧?可是,忘记告诉你最重要的是:这一切只在愚人节才能实现!
  • 35、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
  • 36、通知:明天上头领导下来检查工作,各同事请按要求统一着装,男士:西装领带短裤拖鞋;女士:泳装西裤皮鞋!
  • 37、如果你长得难看请打110;如果你身材不好请打120;如果你脾气不好请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈
  • 38、枯藤,老树,昏鸦;插眼,带塔,拆家。
  • 39、你是相信我爱你,还是相信世界上有鬼。

  • 40、贫僧从东土大唐而来,送你去西天探亲。
  • 41、Please call 110 if you look ugly。 Please call 120 if you are out of shape。 Please call 119 if you have a bad temper。 If you think you're beautiful, please call my mobile phone, discuss
  • 42、当你看到这条短信息,恭喜你,你已经从99个竞争者中脱颖而出,你赢得了我的爱,要出来庆祝一下吗?愚人节快乐!
  • 43、鸡是用做下蛋的,牛是有活就干的,猫是挨家混饭的,羊是将来烤串的,狗是让人来惯的,你是等着出圈的。
  • 44、鸡是用做下蛋的,牛是有活就干的,猫是挨家混饭的,羊是将来烤串的,狗是让人来惯的,你是等着出圈的。
  • 愚人节并不是给愚人过的节,而是给说谎的人一个说真话的机会。
  • 45、愚人节并不是给愚人过的节,而是给说谎的人一个说真话的机会。
  • 46、假如岁月欺骗了你,那就欺骗回去。
  • 47、从今天开始,你将出门愚贵人,处处愚美事,愚见好运,巧愚成功,和平安相愚,同健康永愚,总是愚到幸福。愚人节快乐!
  • 48、今年愚人节,大家都不想开玩笑。
  • 49、你的品质如梅花般刚强,你的性格像冰川般含蓄,你有令人折服的内涵,你有让人倾倒的酷,于是我们尊称您为梅川内酷!愚人节快乐!

  • 50、如果你长得难看请打110;如果你身材不好请打120;如果你脾气不好请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈
  • 51、When you see this message, congratulations, you have 99 competitors from, you won the love, I want to come out to celebrate? Happy April fool's day!
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