1、Respect of customer： your mobile phone has been drawing function， simply insert the sim card out cash machines， such as cash， the business is not acceptable， please use mobile hard hit a cash machine！ Happy April fool's day！
5、The three little pigs in the fight， the boss to scold： hello boring， will only send information！ Second scold： you are more boring， everyday hair yellow joke！ But the most boring is old， only to see not hair。
11、Know you until now， you place in my heart you should be clear， in addition to you， others is a pile of shit in my eyes， but you don't， because you are two heap！
15、Urgent notice： tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake， for your safety， please wrapped in a quilt tonight， head a toilet， plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
16、The hearts of countless collisions， countless dream poetry， is the fate let us meet， is fate let us love， sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you！
23、A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said： thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs？ Remember tang poetry by the way, h
33、A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said： thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs？ Remember tang poetry by the way, h
34、今天，是女儿十五岁的生日。祝福女儿：生日快乐！俗语说：女儿是妈妈的贴心小棉袄。妈妈爱你！
35、因为你的降临，这一天成了一个美丽的日子，从此世界便多了一抹诱人的色彩。祝你生日快乐！
36、That day every time I looked at your sexy body， naked in front of me twisting， gently caress your skin， I can't resist the temptation to you： boss， I'm going to the fish！ Happy April fool's day！
40、Today's April fool's day， we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call， let me laugh， shout three shout into air， frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is， at speed。 Designation for April fool's day， fool don't do it。
52、Personnel manager： sorry， your profession and our position is not very wrong！ A： what is wrong？ Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major？
53、在你的生日到来之际，诚挚地献上我的三个祝愿：一愿你身体健康；二愿你幸福快乐；三愿你万事如意。
54、骄傲，是断了引线的风筝，稍纵即逝；自卑，是剪了双翼的飞鸟，难上青天，这两者都是成才的大忌。
55、生活要精彩，努力才痛快，生命要多彩，一路才畅快，生日要喝彩，寿星才愉快。亲爱的，生日快乐。
56、如今，你已长成一个沉稳干练的棒小伙子，爸妈以你为荣！
57、This information is purely harassment information！ Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep！
58、It rained off and on， cause I infinite thoughts， namely， think you wait to beautiful， I also take you to the meadow， but agree beforehand： pigs eat grass， no hog！
