1、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
11、Tell me you are mine。 I’ll be yours through all the years, till the end of time。
12、Fashion, is a kind of aesthetic view。 Brother is a punk, you satisfied?
13、对明天最好的准备就是今天做到最好。
14、梦的最深处,只有微笑不累。
15、我想成为你微笑的原因,做你生命中无可替代的那个女孩。
16、Don't realize too much which will let you down。
17、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
20、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
22、Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!
24、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
25、Don’t struggle so much,best things happen when not expected。
26、Dont waste your time on a man/woman, who isnt willing to waste their time on you。
29、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean, great in the desert; Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small, great in the chickens; You are infinitesimal in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
36、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
37、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
38、如果一个女人真的爱你,她会因为很多事情对你发脾气,却始终坚守在你身边。
39、Don’t waste your time on a man,who isn’t willing to waste their time on you。
40、不是把对方留在自己身边才叫爱,能放手让所爱的人离开,也是爱的一种。
41、why do the good girls,always want the bad boys?
42、The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today。
44、Love is not a matter of counting the days。 It’s making the days count。
45、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
46、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew; If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart; But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it!
47、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance, with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth, in think you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
48、Don’t waste your time on a man,who isn’t willing to waste their time on you。
49、The three little pigs in the fight, the boss to scold: hello boring, will only send information! Second scold: you are more boring, everyday hair yellow joke! But the most boring is old, only to see not hair。
52、Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
53、Blessed is he whose fame does not outshine his truth。