看着时间之刀在您脸上划上一条条深深的痕迹,而我即无能为力。

  • 1、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
  • 2、对于世界而言,你是一个人;但是对于某个人,你是他的整个世界。
  • 3、三只猪在吵架,老大骂:你好无聊,只会发信息!老二骂:你更无聊,天天发黄色笑话!不过最无聊的都是老三,只看不发。
  • 4、收到信息抖精神,教你如何来做人,读读信息变傻人,不转你会成呆人,删除证明你是痴人,回复表明你没成人,这条信息为整人,愚人节里送愚人。愚人快乐哟!
  • 5、三只猪在吵架,老大骂:你好无聊,只会发信息!老二骂:你更无聊,天天发黄色笑话!不过最无聊的都是老三,只看不发。

    不知道什么是忧伤,就不会真正感激幸福。
  • 6、不知道什么是忧伤,就不会真正感激幸福。
  • 7、纵然伤心,也不要愁眉不展,因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
  • 8、Love is like a butterfly。 It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes。
  • 9、Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile。
  • 10、收到信息抖精神,教你如何来做人,读读信息变傻人,不转你会成呆人,删除证明你是痴人,回复表明你没成人,这条信息为整人,愚人节里送愚人。愚人快乐哟!
  • 11、Tell me you are mine。 I’ll be yours through all the years, till the end of time。
  • 12、Fashion, is a kind of aesthetic view。 Brother is a punk, you satisfied?
  • 13、对明天最好的准备就是今天做到最好。
  • 14、梦的最深处,只有微笑不累。
  • 15、我想成为你微笑的原因,做你生命中无可替代的那个女孩。

  • 16、Don't realize too much which will let you down。
  • 17、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
  • 18、Thank you for comforting me when I’m sad。
  • 19、今日愚人节,特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫,让我笑一笑,朝天吼三吼,吓走大狼狗。此令既已下,望尔速执行。四一愚人节,愚人不从命。
  • 20、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
  • 如果你是小狗狗,我愿变成骨头给你啃;如果你孤单,我会用心来陪你;可这次我没带啥,只有香蕉一串,挂得高高的,我相信,你一定会叠上盒子把它摘取!
  • 21、如果你是小狗狗,我愿变成骨头给你啃;如果你孤单,我会用心来陪你;可这次我没带啥,只有香蕉一串,挂得高高的,我相信,你一定会叠上盒子把它摘取!
  • 22、Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!
  • 23、住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事一窝子都开心快乐。
  • 24、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
  • 25、Don’t struggle so much,best things happen when not expected。

  • 26、Dont waste your time on a man/woman, who isnt willing to waste their time on you。
  • 27、春天,我会送你一个笑脸,让你辗转难眠,春天,我会送你一些小诗,让你浮想联翩,春天,我会送你一次心跳,让你愚人节过的比谁都快乐。
  • 28、对明天最好的准备就是今天做到最好。
  • 29、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean, great in the desert; Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small, great in the chickens; You are infinitesimal in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
  • 30、紧急通知:今晚至明晨有小型地震,为了您的安全,请今晚包着棉被,头顶马桶,鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
  • 31、Sometimes,I just need someone to talk to。
  • 32、I want to be the reason for the smile on your face and that one girl in your life who can never be replaced。
  • 33、The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you cant have them。
  • 34、被风吹散的思念,卷起不羁的时间。
  • 35、三只猪在吵架,老大骂:你好无聊,只会发信息!老二骂:你更无聊,天天发黄色笑话!不过最无聊的都是老三,只看不发。

    I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
  • 36、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
  • 37、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 38、如果一个女人真的爱你,她会因为很多事情对你发脾气,却始终坚守在你身边。
  • 39、Don’t waste your time on a man,who isn’t willing to waste their time on you。
  • 40、不是把对方留在自己身边才叫爱,能放手让所爱的人离开,也是爱的一种。
  • 41、why do the good girls,always want the bad boys?
  • 42、The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today。
  • 43、紧急通知:今晚至明晨有小型地震,为了您的安全,请今晚包着棉被,头顶马桶,鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
  • 44、Love is not a matter of counting the days。 It’s making the days count。
  • 45、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in

  • 46、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew; If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart; But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it!
  • 47、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance, with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth, in think you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
  • 48、Don’t waste your time on a man,who isn’t willing to waste their time on you。
  • 49、The three little pigs in the fight, the boss to scold: hello boring, will only send information! Second scold: you are more boring, everyday hair yellow joke! But the most boring is old, only to see not hair。
  • 50、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 你的温柔象天使在撒娇,你的美丽如惊艳的孔雀,你的体贴恰似心口上的风湿膏,你的眼睛好比可爱的大熊猫!
  • 51、你的温柔象天使在撒娇,你的美丽如惊艳的孔雀,你的体贴恰似心口上的风湿膏,你的眼睛好比可爱的大熊猫!
  • 52、Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
  • 53、Blessed is he whose fame does not outshine his truth。
  • 54、听说最近你上电视了,不错哦!你可真上镜啊,那活蹦乱跳的样子,那自信满满的气势,那俏皮可爱的言行我早就知道,你演孙悟空准行!
  • 55、一滴水在海洋中渺小,在沙漠中伟大;丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小,在鸡群中伟大;你在人群中渺小,在猪圈伟大!

  • 56、感谢你在我伤心时安慰我。
  • 57、不是把对方留在自己身边才叫爱,能放手让所爱的人离开,也是爱的一种。
  • 58、感谢你在我伤心时安慰我。
  • 59、避免心碎最好的办法,就是假装自己没有心。
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