You fat rattan cane, my foot shock vibration, we bought pork to worship, to eat the pork change life of god, and said the short message? I wish you the Lantern Festival eat joss-stick, a happy work!

  • 1、日升月落,日历一翻,一天过去了;钟声阵阵,爆竹声声,一年过去了。元旦快乐!
  • 2、尊敬的客户,你好:由于雨天,导致系统故障,为不影响您的正常通讯,请将手机置放在水中!谢谢合作!
  • 3、新一年,幸福心头荡漾,福气喜气天降,快乐指数高涨,欢乐汇成海洋!
  • 4、Today are you going to beat people, or to be whole, wish you happy April fool's day! Comes but once a year, both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment!
  • 5、Wishes to wish you a year more than a year!
  • This holiday season, give all my love to you。
  • 6、This holiday season, give all my love to you。
  • 7、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 8、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 9、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。

  • 10、听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。
  • 11、月饼圆圆的、甜甜的在这最美好的时刻祝您和您的家人合家欢乐、幸福美满!
  • 12、Today are you going to beat people, or to be whole, wish you happy April fool's day! Comes but once a year, both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment!
  • 13、It's a sentimental thing。 The Mid-Autumn moon, quietly hung in the window。 My mother looked at it, as if it is a mirror, you and I watch each other。
  • 14、没有你的中秋节,月色清冷如水,你的身边应该有另外一个她吧。虽然我这边残月挂天边,不过仍然希望你月圆人团圆。
  • 15、愿新年的烛光带给你祥和与喜悦,祝你新年充满爱。
  • 16、月圆人团圆,月缺人分别。若是无情时,月圆亦月缺,若是有情时,月缺亦月圆。
  • 17、This holiday season, give all my love to you。
  • 18、On this special day, send a light faint scent, and easy of blessing for you! Distant with you, happy Mid-Autumn festival!
  • New Year's day approaching, repeatedly send constantly surprise! Idle away one's, and through many times? Wish for you, as in the past, wish you happy every day!

    19、New Year's day approaching, repeatedly send constantly surprise! Idle away one's, and through many times? Wish for you, as in the past, wish you happy every day!

  • 20、愿快乐幸福永伴你左右。
  • 21、心中升明月,天涯共此时,但愿人长久,千里共婵娟。中秋节到了,祝愿你幸福安康,事业进步,生活美满,合家欢乐!
  • 22、Moon cakes, round, sweet, at this time the best wish to you and your family happy happy family joy and happiness!
  • 23、Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!
  • 24、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 25、Everything complete year after year, month, day easy joy, to rejoice always, love is full of vigor, the month circle person circle take good, thing industry shun shun hing!
  • 26、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 27、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
  • 28、没有你的中秋节,月色清冷如水,你的身边应该有另外一个她吧。虽然我这边残月挂天边,不过仍然希望你月圆人团圆。
  • 29、The month circle person and reunion, the month lacks people respectively。 If the ruthless, is also a full moon moon lacks, if sentient beings, on the lack of a full moon also。

  • 30、没有你的中秋节,月色清冷如水,你的身边应该有另外一个她吧。虽然我这边残月挂天边,不过仍然希望你月圆人团圆。
  • 31、May the joy and happiness around you today and always。
  • 愿新年的烛光带给你祥和与喜悦,祝你新年充满爱。
  • 32、愿新年的烛光带给你祥和与喜悦,祝你新年充满爱。
  • 33、It's a sentimental thing。 The Mid-Autumn moon, quietly hung in the window。 My mother looked at it, as if it is a mirror, you and I watch each other。
  • 34、Luck, beaming, fresh。 Xiangyun floating ZiGe, beaming tin。 Short curtain can leave a month, don't hinder the cloud in the high building。 The sweet wind full, pine window night of month circle。
  • 35、祝你元旦快乐,新春愉快,记得常想我!
  • 36、Today are you going to beat people, or to be whole, wish you happy April fool's day! Comes but once a year, both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment!
  • 37、Always happy, happy time, hoping to enrich, seconds seconds, sweet every day, week, month rich, in romance, happiness year after year, but each peace!
  • 38、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 39、福星高照,喜气长留。祥云浮紫阁,喜气溢朱门。帘短能留月,楼高不碍云。兰经香风满,松窗夜月圆。

  • 40、龙腾虎跃庆国庆,国富山河壮江山;燕舞莺歌迎中秋,合家欢乐众喜庆。
  • 41、听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。
  • 42、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 43、The Mid-Autumn festival without you, the moonlight cold water, you should have another her。 Although the waning moon hung on my side of the sky, but still I hope you month circle person and reunion。
  • 44、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!
  • 精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 45、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 46、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!
  • 47、Always happy, happy time, hoping to enrich, seconds seconds, sweet every day, week, month rich, in romance, happiness year after year, but each peace!
  • 48、没有你的中秋节,月色清冷如水,你的身边应该有另外一个她吧。虽然我这边残月挂天边,不过仍然希望你月圆人团圆。
  • 49、Everything complete year after year, month, day easy joy, to rejoice always, love is full of vigor, the month circle person circle take good, thing industry shun shun hing!

  • 50、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 51、日升月落,日历一翻,一天过去了;钟声阵阵,爆竹声声,一年过去了。元旦快乐!
  • 52、In any country, regardless of gathering and leave all those blessings forever linked in my mind, I wish you all every beautiful!
  • 53、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 54、祝你元旦快乐,新春愉快,记得常想我!
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