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  • 1、Kyle,Kyle,Kyle,stop!stop doing your business on the Petunias!There yougo,go to Fred's、Go crazy、
  • 2、意见一致,我说了算。意见不一致,她说了算。
  • 3、生活就是生出来活下去,剩下的都是浮云。
  • 4、know someone whoabccan fix that for you、
  • 5、没想到你数学这么多年还是那么犀利。
  • 如果我们人人都少找一个备胎,那么世界将会更美好。
  • 6、如果我们人人都少找一个备胎,那么世界将会更美好。
  • 7、Look,I probably shouldn't be saying this,but your work as as a villain,waskind of,amazing、So, if you ever wanna get back to doing something awesome, giveus a call、
  • 8、打人不提倡,打脸伤自尊。
  • 9、如果开着一辆车,车哩坐在小红和小明,请问车主是谁?答案:是如果。

  • 10、天呐,我跳进日本海都洗不清了。
  • 11、You never know what kind of booby traps this guy could have set、
  • 12、Look,I probably shouldn't be saying this,but your work as as a villain,waskind of,amazing、So, if you ever wanna get back to doing something awesome, giveus a call、
  • 13、挣票子。买房子。泡妹子。这才是真汉子。
  • 14、这个世界上有三种人、男人、女人、女博士。女博士是人类中的战斗机、身上笼罩着多层光环。
  • 15、我有话要说,她亲吻我的伤口,她帮我扎小辫,我们爱你,亲爱的妈妈,我的新妈妈露西无人能比。
  • 16、你摔跤摔倒只剩一格血的时候,叫三声信曾哥,原地复活。
  • 17、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 yearsago、he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He hadthe reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all thegreats, El M
  • 18、The kid gives me the creeps!
  • 19、I miss being evil、 Sinister plots,large-scale crimes、It’s what I live for、I mean, don’t you think there’s more for our future than jelly?Well,I'm alsoconsidering a line of jams、The thing is,Gru,I've now been recruitedelsewhere、

  • 20、生活就是生出来活下去,剩下的都是浮云。
  • We are the Anti Villain League,an ultra secret organization dedicated tofighting crime on a global scale、Rob a bank? We're not interested、 Kill someone?Not our deal、But you want to melt the polar ice caps? Or vaporize Mount Fuji? Oreven [points his tea sp
  • 21、We are the Anti Villain League,an ultra secret organization dedicated tofighting crime on a global scale、Rob a bank? We're not interested、 Kill someone?Not our deal、But you want to melt the polar ice caps? Or vaporize Mount Fuji? Oreven [points his tea sp
  • 22、如果开着一辆车,车哩坐在小红和小明,请问车主是谁?答案:是如果。
  • 23、The kid gives me the creeps!
  • 24、I was thinking you two could get some grub、
  • 25、现在你的眼神很像梁朝伟,眉宇间有点金城武的味道,拿啤酒的动作,乍一看像吴镇宇。就是脸长的像曾志伟。
  • 26、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 yearsago、he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He hadthe reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all thegreats, El M
  • 27、是不是恋人不重要,重要的在于谁决定。
  • 28、Look,I probably shouldn't be saying this,but your work as as a villain,waskind of,amazing、So, if you ever wanna get back to doing something awesome, giveus a call、
  • 29、But not me、 I stepped up、

  • 30、如果开着一辆车,车哩坐在小红和小明,请问车主是谁?答案:是如果。
  • 31、The kid gives me the creeps!
  • 32、How come you're so fat?Because my house is made of candy!And sometimes,Ieat instead of facing my problems!
  • 33、I just need to get some things off my plate before we start taking overthe world, that's all、
  • 34、I was thinking you two could get some grub、
  • 35、这就是你们新新人类的爱情观,你们赢了,地球都是你们的,我们全是奥特曼。
  • I just need to get some things off my plate before we start taking overthe world, that's all、
  • 36、I just need to get some things off my plate before we start taking overthe world, that's all、
  • 37、没想到你数学这么多年还是那么犀利。
  • 38、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 yearsago、he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He hadthe reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all thegreats, El M
  • 39、三个臭皮匠,臭死诸葛亮。

  • 40、I was thinking you two could get some grub、
  • 41、Don't worry、It can only get better from here,right?But if it doesn't,youalways borrow my dart gun、I do use it on,one or two dates myself、Yeah,you knowas far as dates go,I think I'm good with just,the one、
  • 42、不想做保姆的推销员,不是好学生。
  • 43、不想做保姆的推销员,不是好学生。
  • 44、我从来不吃口香糖,又不能咽下去。
  • 45、这就是你们新新人类的爱情观,你们赢了,地球都是你们的,我们全是奥特曼。
  • 46、And that's where you come in、 As an ex-villain,abcyou know how a villainthinks, and acts、
  • 47、Kyle,Kyle,Kyle,stop!stop doing your business on the Petunias!There yougo,go to Fred's、Go crazy、
  • 48、我从来不吃口香糖,又不能咽下去。
  • 49、Hi everybody、I'd like to make some toast、、、She、、、umm、、、She kisses myboo-boos、She braids my hair、We love you mothers everywhere、And my new Mom Lucyis beyond compare。

  • 50、You never know what kind of booby traps this guy could have set、
  • 如果开着一辆车,车哩坐在小红和小明,请问车主是谁?答案:是如果。
  • 51、如果开着一辆车,车哩坐在小红和小明,请问车主是谁?答案:是如果。
  • 52、Wow, looks like your date's out for the count、
  • 53、How come you're so fat?Because my house is made of candy!And sometimes,Ieat instead of facing my problems!
  • 54、常言道,冰冻三尺,非微波炉不能解冻。
  • 55、独乐乐不如众乐乐,羊癫疯不如人来疯。
  • 56、现在你的眼神很像梁朝伟,眉宇间有点金城武的味道,拿啤酒的动作,乍一看像吴镇宇。就是脸长的像曾志伟。
  • 57、男人从一开始的听话、早睡、喝热水,到后来的在忙、开会、无所谓,这就是男女轻易上床之后造成的心理错位。正因为有这样的错位你才会一错再错,你以一个女友的身份发那些短信,从根本上剥夺了他的决定权,是不是恋人不重要,重要的在于谁决定。
  • 58、张伟:你满足吗?美嘉:我娘是满族。我爹,是兽族的。
  • 59、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 yearsago、he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He hadthe reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all thegreats, El M

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