1、First love is new version； Is rekindling retrofit； Premarital cohabitation is trial version； Wedding night is genuine； Rib is a collector； Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition； Wife seduce people is piracy。
2、出门无牵挂，先把火源查。火灾不难防，重在守规章。
3、我们向来喜欢崇拜自己的人，但我们不一定喜欢自己崇拜的人。
4、一秒钟车祸，一辈子痛苦。
5、你在我眼中最美：鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴，老鼠眼睛罗圈腿，鼻子下面一张嘴，滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐！
6、安全编织幸福的花环，违章酿成悔恨的苦酒。
7、即使道路坎坷不平，车轮也要前进；即使江河波涛汹涌，船只也航行。
8、Let step bridge wide road width, such as a car suitable person.
9、A wise man into a specification, encounter blind to do.
13、In spring， I will send you a smiling face， tossing and turning to let you， in the spring， I will send you a little poem， let you to extrapolate， spring， I will send you a heart， let you ratio who all happy April fool's day。
14、And out of the brilliant; The beauty of the only to come out.
16、Dear you really can't afford to， slept at 10 o 'clock， five meals bowl bottom， no one can than weight， gave the pigs， look at the messages happy April fool's day。
17、没有等出来的辉煌；只有走出来的美丽。
18、Even if the bumpy road, the wheels also advance; Even choppy rivers, the ships navigation.
26、Can hold themselves is the guarantee of your success in the future.
27、我们向来喜欢崇拜自己的人，但我们不一定喜欢自己崇拜的人。
28、没有等出来的辉煌；只有走出来的美丽。
29、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean， great in the desert； Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small， great in the chickens； You are infinitesimal in the crowd， great in the pigsty！
30、我荒废的今日，正是昨日殒身之人祈求的明日。
31、A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you？ Don't say electricity dead you！ College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said： I am a TV unive
32、即使道路坎坷不平，车轮也要前进；即使江河波涛汹涌，船只也航行。
33、安全法规血写成，违章害己害亲人。
34、整！往死里整！一定要整出个人样来！
35、当有人说你是傻瓜时，证明你离成功不远了。
36、Dear you really can't afford to， slept at 10 o 'clock， five meals bowl bottom， no one can than weight， gave the pigs， look at the messages happy April fool's day。
37、Dear you really can't afford to， slept at 10 o 'clock， five meals bowl bottom， no one can than weight， gave the pigs， look at the messages happy April fool's day。
38、即使道路坎坷不平，车轮也要前进；即使江河波涛汹涌，船只也航行。
39、Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named： Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day！
40、Dear you really can't afford to， slept at 10 o 'clock， five meals bowl bottom， no one can than weight， gave the pigs， look at the messages happy April fool's day。
41、When someone says you are a fool, prove that you are not far from success.
42、你和书本一定是好朋友吧，要不你怎会知道那么多。
43、Don't speak hygiene to get sick, do not speak security will die!
44、Even if the bumpy road, the wheels also advance; Even choppy rivers, the ships navigation.
45、出门无牵挂，先把火源查。火灾不难防，重在守规章。
46、安全是无形的节约，事故是有形的浪费。
47、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean， great in the desert； Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small， great in the chickens； You are infinitesimal in the crowd， great in the pigsty！
48、You are the author of your life, why should you write the screenplay.
49、Say you idiot you know words， say you fool you know angry， say you stupid you know back to SMS， said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone！ I wish you a happy April fool's day！
50、A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you？ Don't say electricity dead you！ College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said： I am a TV unive
51、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance， with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth， in think you feel excited with a sweet taste， I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
52、Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named： Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day！
53、多看一眼，安全保险。多防一步，少出事故。
54、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean， great in the desert； Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small， great in the chickens； You are infinitesimal in the crowd， great in the pigsty！
55、Dear you really can't afford to， slept at 10 o 'clock， five meals bowl bottom， no one can than weight， gave the pigs， look at the messages happy April fool's day。
56、You know, we are not only for now, but the struggle for the future!
57、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance， with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth， in think you feel excited with a sweet taste， I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
60、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean， great in the desert； Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small， great in the chickens； You are infinitesimal in the crowd， great in the pigsty！
