13、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
14、Today are you going to beat people, or to be whole, wish you happy April fool's day! Comes but once a year, both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment!
15、I am not the bones, can't let every dog ran after the run.
16、Hand in a broken rolls of evil men, than make a person not the end of a word.
20、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
21、A brother may not be a friend, but a friend is often as brothers.
28、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
29、Friendship comes down to the interests of the people, and I think that is the most precious thing in the friendship write-off.
36、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
37、同是天涯沦落人,相逢何必曾相识。
38、在爱的世界里,没有谁对不起谁,只有谁不懂得珍惜谁。
39、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
40、There are many people who are in youth happiness as the price of success.
41、Real very sensible is the most beautiful and good life priceless friendship.
42、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
43、Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!
45、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
54、Today are you going to beat people, or to be whole, wish you happy April fool's day! Comes but once a year, both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment!