世界上最遥远的距离就是我在你面前,你不知道我爱你。

  • 1、Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!
  • 2、元宵佳节月初圆,人间佳节赛过年。火树银花不夜天,观灯猜谜吃汤圆。男女老少笑开颜,祝福声声身边伴。愿你元宵万事顺,快快乐乐到永远!
  • 3、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 4、赏月,观灯,我等你!绽放,烟火,邀共赏!花灯,月下,把你想!月圆,汤圆,缘梦圆!十五,元宵,祝福送!又是一年元宵时,幸福传递万家乐!
  • 5、Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!
  • Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman, your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock, your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart, your eyes like a lovely panda!
  • 6、Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman, your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock, your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart, your eyes like a lovely panda!
  • 7、Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman, your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock, your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart, your eyes like a lovely panda!

  • 8、一份诚挚的祝福,祝你在元宵佳节里,开心像鞭炮,噼噼叭叭好快乐;幸福像彩灯,照亮甜蜜的生活,甜蜜像汤圆,圆出一生一世的执着!
  • 9、And enjoy the view of the lamp, I wait for you! Enjoy it bloom, fireworks, invited! The lanterns, the month, you want to! The month circle, dumplings, round edge dream!yuanxiao, send blessings! Another year yuanxiao, happiness pass macro!
  • 10、一份诚挚的祝福,祝你在元宵佳节里,开心像鞭炮,噼噼叭叭好快乐;幸福像彩灯,照亮甜蜜的生活,甜蜜像汤圆,圆出一生一世的执着!
  • 11、尊敬的客户,你好:由于雨天,导致系统故障,为不影响您的正常通讯,请将手机置放在水中!谢谢合作!
  • 12、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 13、The joy of New Year's day continues today, bright red lanterns hanging high up to now, delighted mood continues today, the warmth of spring continues today, boisterous fireworks continues today, sincerely wish continues today, wish you a happy Lantern Fes
  • 14、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 15、The three little pigs in the fight, the boss to scold: hello boring, will only send information! Second scold: you are more boring, everyday hair yellow joke! But the most boring is old, only to see not hair。
  • 16、Today's April fool's day, we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call, let me laugh, shout three shout into air, frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is, at speed。 Designation for April fool's day, fool don't do it。
  • 17、听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。

    元宵节到了,送上一碗用真情煮熟的爱心汤圆,让平安载着它,直到你面前。愿这碗汤圆储存所有的温暖,讲寒冷赶走,释放一切真情,让幸福快乐永远伴随你。
  • 18、元宵节到了,送上一碗用真情煮熟的爱心汤圆,让平安载着它,直到你面前。愿这碗汤圆储存所有的温暖,讲寒冷赶走,释放一切真情,让幸福快乐永远伴随你。
  • 19、元宵节到了,送上一碗用真情煮熟的爱心汤圆,让平安载着它,直到你面前。愿这碗汤圆储存所有的温暖,讲寒冷赶走,释放一切真情,让幸福快乐永远伴随你。
  • 20、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
  • 21、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 22、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 23、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 24、尊敬的客户,你好:由于雨天,导致系统故障,为不影响您的正常通讯,请将手机置放在水中!谢谢合作!
  • 25、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 26、Happy together, against the infinite love, beautiful, let the endless deep thinking, bless yuanxiao, drives the desire of the incomparably beautiful, wish you happy, happy for yuanxiao。
  • 27、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in

  • 28、Unconsciously, the night under little colourful continue to blossom, and then disappear, only in the blink of an eye, that is a glaring fireworks, seize person eyeball, also let people called to shout, to celebrate, the coming of the festival, the Lantern
  • 29、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
  • Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!
  • 30、Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!
  • 31、送你一颗汤圆,平安的米皮包着开心的果儿,用热情煮熟,吃一口吉祥,吃两口健康,吃三口幸福,喝口元宵快乐汤,回味的是甜蜜,寄托的是祝福。祝元宵快乐!
  • 32、紧急通知:今晚至明晨有小型地震,为了您的安全,请今晚包着棉被,头顶马桶,鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
  • 33、The joy of New Year's day continues today, bright red lanterns hanging high up to now, delighted mood continues today, the warmth of spring continues today, boisterous fireworks continues today, sincerely wish continues today, wish you a happy Lantern Fes
  • 34、三只猪在吵架,老大骂:你好无聊,只会发信息!老二骂:你更无聊,天天发黄色笑话!不过最无聊的都是老三,只看不发。
  • 35、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 36、Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!
  • 37、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。

  • 38、Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!
  • 39、根据本人的最高指示,从元宵节开始,幸福只眷恋你,好运只关照你,健康只粘着你,平安只罩着你,快乐只宠着你,财运只跟着你,要有心理准备哦!
  • 40、Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!
  • 41、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
  • 42、Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
  • 43、尊敬的客户,你好:由于雨天,导致系统故障,为不影响您的正常通讯,请将手机置放在水中!谢谢合作!
  • 44、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 45、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
  • 46、住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事一窝子都开心快乐。
  • 47、Today's April fool's day, we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call, let me laugh, shout three shout into air, frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is, at speed。 Designation for April fool's day, fool don't do it。

  • 48、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 49、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 50、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
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