生活是一个走向厌倦的漫长过程。

  • 1、三只猪在吵架,老大骂:你好无聊,只会发信息!老二骂:你更无聊,天天发黄色笑话!不过最无聊的都是老三,只看不发。
  • 2、Pillow wind is gentle, the term is happy, the lover flower is sweet, harvest moon is passionate, SMS is the talk of love, the moon cake is sweet。 Wish friends, a happy Mid-Autumn festival!
  • 3、A total of sea moon tide health, Trinidad acacia with cloud, remote to send blessings must lock, into the wind in the dream。 A happy Mid-Autumn festival!
  • 4、Happiness is very simple, but to do a simple but very difficult.
  • 5、我对家庭定义的表述是:按血缘和婚姻关系建立起来的经济组织。简单地说:血缘+经济=家庭。

    Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
  • 6、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
  • 7、中秋八月中,美景伴人行。愿皎月添你福,桂香增你喜,玉兔伴你乐,嫦娥共你舞。祝愿佳节快乐,花好月圆合家欢。
  • 8、Happiness is very simple, but to do a simple but very difficult.
  • 9、Life is often complicated, simplify complicated life will have no choice but in addition to the violence.
  • 10、凡是真的、善的和美的事物,不管它们外表如何,都是简单的,并且还是相似的。
  • 11、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
  • 12、The secret of success, is very simple, no matter when, no matter what, I never allow myself to have a little bit frustrated.
  • 13、如果你是小狗狗,我愿变成骨头给你啃;如果你孤单,我会用心来陪你;可这次我没带啥,只有香蕉一串,挂得高高的,我相信,你一定会叠上盒子把它摘取!
  • 14、天上有个月,水中有个月,我这儿也有个月。为送礼!现将月饼放在水中,用月光返照原理速递过来。祝中秋节快乐,月圆人更圆!
  • 15、住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事一窝子都开心快乐。

  • 16、The Mid-Autumn festival in August, the beauty with the pedestrian。 Add your blessing, wish her honey haired month you like cinnamon, yutu stay with you all the joy, the goddess of the moon, you dance。 Wish happy holidays, spending a good family。
  • 17、As close to your place, the farther the way; The most simple tones, need the most hard practice.
  • 18、月缺时我想你,月圆时我念你,无论月圆月缺,我的心如那恒古不变的月光默默地追随着你祝福你,愿你中秋月圆人圆!
  • 19、紧急通知:今晚至明晨有小型地震,为了您的安全,请今晚包着棉被,头顶马桶,鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
  • Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!
  • 20、Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!
  • 21、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
  • 22、Dedicated to the justice is a simple, dedicated to the evil is complex, and everything changes.
  • 23、紧急通知:今晚至明晨有小型地震,为了您的安全,请今晚包着棉被,头顶马桶,鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
  • 24、收到信息抖精神,教你如何来做人,读读信息变傻人,不转你会成呆人,删除证明你是痴人,回复表明你没成人,这条信息为整人,愚人节里送愚人。愚人快乐哟!
  • 25、The secret of success, is very simple, no matter when, no matter what, I never allow myself to have a little bit frustrated.

  • 26、中秋八月中,美景伴人行。愿皎月添你福,桂香增你喜,玉兔伴你乐,嫦娥共你舞。祝愿佳节快乐,花好月圆合家欢。
  • 27、Month is round, spend more and take good care of yourself to health; The rain in the swim, birds in the call, I wish you a ha ha laugh every day; Hand book, cup of wine, I wish you good luck every day! Joy more sorrow less, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn f
  • 28、All true, the good and things of beauty, no matter how they look, are simple, and similar.
  • 29、Life is often complicated, simplify complicated life will have no choice but in addition to the violence.
  • 30、A faraway friend are you all right? In this season of missing, the change of my appearance, the same is always worried about your heart! Real wish you happy holidays!
  • 31、You cakes I stuffing, smell the meeting; You are my kite is the line, recovery being chased by you; You mingyue I springs, mei-mei full ten thousand years!
  • 32、住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事一窝子都开心快乐。
  • 33、听说最近你上电视了,不错哦!你可真上镜啊,那活蹦乱跳的样子,那自信满满的气势,那俏皮可爱的言行我早就知道,你演孙悟空准行!
  • Month is round, spend more and take good care of yourself to health; The rain in the swim, birds in the call, I wish you a ha ha laugh every day; Hand book, cup of wine, I wish you good luck every day! Joy more sorrow less, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn f
  • 34、Month is round, spend more and take good care of yourself to health; The rain in the swim, birds in the call, I wish you a ha ha laugh every day; Hand book, cup of wine, I wish you good luck every day! Joy more sorrow less, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn f
  • 35、The three little pigs in the fight, the boss to scold: hello boring, will only send information! Second scold: you are more boring, everyday hair yellow joke! But the most boring is old, only to see not hair。

  • 36、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
  • 37、The month lacks is a full moon, because have a sunrise sunset, is happy, because the painful have failed because success, have tears because a laugh, and have a happy because when you are around。
  • 38、Miss green leaves, like a stretch, but also in the Mid-Autumn festival night, and on the other side of the moon, the stars ZuiYan, want to your heart into dreamily, bless you!
  • 39、简单生活,并不一定出于无奈,有时它是发自内心的选择。
  • 40、Strategy has a lot of meaning, a small company strategy a little bit more simple, is alive, alive is the most important.
  • 41、住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事一窝子都开心快乐。
  • 42、Life is often complex. Simplify complicated life will have no choice but in addition to the violence.
  • 43、今日愚人节,特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫,让我笑一笑,朝天吼三吼,吓走大狼狗。此令既已下,望尔速执行。四一愚人节,愚人不从命。
  • 44、用我的拥抱换你的转身,只需要一瞬间的决定,还有一秒钟的眼神,中秋到了,圆满的日子也就来临了,给团圆一个空间!
  • 45、简单两字看似很简单,要做到简单还真不简单。

  • 46、今日愚人节,特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫,让我笑一笑,朝天吼三吼,吓走大狼狗。此令既已下,望尔速执行。四一愚人节,愚人不从命。
  • 47、远方的朋友你是否无恙?在这个思念的季节里,改变的我的容颜,不变的是永远牵挂你的心!真心愿你佳节快乐!
  • 思念如绿叶,渐渐舒展,又是中秋月圆夜,与月亮星星相望醉眼,想你的心化作梦呓,祝福你!
  • 48、思念如绿叶,渐渐舒展,又是中秋月圆夜,与月亮星星相望醉眼,想你的心化作梦呓,祝福你!
  • 49、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
  • 50、A total of sea moon tide health, Trinidad acacia with cloud, remote to send blessings must lock, into the wind in the dream。 A happy Mid-Autumn festival!
  • 51、Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!
  • 52、枕头风是温柔的,太阳雨是开心的,情人花是甜蜜的,中秋月是多情的,短信是倾诉爱心的,月饼是包裹甜蜜的。祝福朋友,中秋快乐!
  • 53、收到信息抖精神,教你如何来做人,读读信息变傻人,不转你会成呆人,删除证明你是痴人,回复表明你没成人,这条信息为整人,愚人节里送愚人。愚人快乐哟!
  • 54、紧急通知:今晚至明晨有小型地震,为了您的安全,请今晚包着棉被,头顶马桶,鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
  • 55、Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!

  • 56、人生往往是复杂的。使复杂的人生简单化除了**就别无他法。
  • 57、Pillow wind is gentle, the term is happy, the lover flower is sweet, harvest moon is passionate, SMS is the talk of love, the moon cake is sweet。 Wish friends, a happy Mid-Autumn festival!
  • 58、今日愚人节,特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫,让我笑一笑,朝天吼三吼,吓走大狼狗。此令既已下,望尔速执行。四一愚人节,愚人不从命。
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