表演者：马丽、沈腾、杜晓宇

2023-05-17 00:46:12 5725

4、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 yearsago、he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He hadthe reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all thegreats, El M
5、舒淇：看到熊是你的幸运。

14、秦奋：像我这种低价抄底收进来的，你是准备长期持有呢?还是短线玩玩?
15、你的事算不得什么。
16、是你的过去，让你失去了抵抗的能力，而不是我的剑。
17、I just need to get some things off my plate before we start taking overthe world, that's all、
18、I was thinking you two could get some grub、
19、我有话要说，她亲吻我的伤口，她帮我扎小辫，我们爱你，亲爱的妈妈，我的新妈妈露西无人能比。

24、舒淇对葛优说出当第三者的烦恼。
25、But not me、 I stepped up、
26、没错!一开始，我也以为是仇恨，我的眼里只有仇恨，它是我世界的基石，是我的牢笼，是仇恨支持着我吃饭睡觉呼吸，我以为我死去时，血管里都会充满了仇恨。
27、Well, it seems that because of your checkered past, everyone else refusedto work with you、
28、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 yearsago、he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He hadthe reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all thegreats, El M
29、And that's where you come in、 As an ex-villain,abcyou know how a villainthinks, and acts、
30、人民不应该害怕他们的政。府，政。府应该害怕他们的人民。
31、And that's where you come in、 As an ex-villain,abcyou know how a villainthinks, and acts、
32、I'm happy to create an evil army to destroy the world but nobody messeswith my family、

34、你如果在这一行的时间和我一样长，就不会再相信巧合了。
35、范先生：二百万。
36、以真理的力量，我在死前征服全宇宙。
37、葛优遇到一个长相不错的，没想到却是性冷淡。
38、秦奋：你不愿意找一个身体棒的?非找个软柿子捏。
39、Don't worry、It can only get better from here,right?But if it doesn't,youalways borrow my dart gun、I do use it on,one or two dates myself、Yeah,you knowas far as dates go,I think I'm good with just,the one、
40、秦奋：少废话，我说的是日元。别觉着亏了，等明年的经济好转了，我再高价卖出去，和你分享。
41、Don't worry、It can only get better from here,right?But if it doesn't,youalways borrow my dart gun、I do use it on,one or two dates myself、Yeah,you knowas far as dates go,I think I'm good with just,the one、
42、人民不应该害怕他们的政。府，政。府应该害怕他们的人民。

48、Hi everybody、I'd like to make some toast、、、She、、、umm、、、She kisses myboo-boos、She braids my hair、We love you mothers everywhere、And my new Mom Lucyis beyond compare。
49、我跟你们很多人一样，欣赏规律生活的舒适、、、、、熟悉面孔所带来的安全感，以及日复一日的平静，我跟任何一个人都一样享受。
50、葛优扮熊找草地上躺着的舒淇。
51、我们的工作是报告新闻，不是伪造新闻，伪造是政府的事情。
52、秦奋：一百万，都要扔了。

54、Don't worry、It can only get better from here,right?But if it doesn't,youalways borrow my dart gun、I do use it on,one or two dates myself、Yeah,you knowas far as dates go,I think I'm good with just,the one、
55、这不是戏言，而是誓言。
56、孩子不教训不成器啊!
57、Oh,and just between you and me,You look much better bald、
58、我跟你们很多人一样，欣赏规律生活的舒适、、、、、熟悉面孔所带来的安全感，以及日复一日的平静，我跟任何一个人都一样享受。