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  • 1、初恋情人是全新版;旧情复燃是翻新版;婚前同居是试用版;新婚之夜是正版;金屋藏娇是珍藏版;爱上寡妇是修订版;勾引人妻是盗版。
  • 2、Buy right clothes and accessories. Your right is the best, so you don't love others.
  • 3、一滴水在海洋中渺小,在沙漠中伟大;丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小,在鸡群中伟大;你在人群中渺小,在猪圈伟大!
  • 4、Who is miss you? Who CARES you? Who to you? Who needs you? Who love you most? Who is the most caring you? Who always bless you? Don't want to, in addition to me, who else?
  • 5、亲爱的你真不起,每天睡到十点起、餐餐五碗都见底,体重没人能比,送给看短信的那头猪,愚人节快乐。
  • 欢欢喜喜迎新年,万事如意平安年,扬眉吐气顺心年,梦想成真发财年,事业辉煌成功年,祝君岁岁有好年!
  • 6、欢欢喜喜迎新年,万事如意平安年,扬眉吐气顺心年,梦想成真发财年,事业辉煌成功年,祝君岁岁有好年!
  • 7、志坚者,功名之柱也。登山不以艰险而止,则必臻乎峻岭。
  • 8、New Year new atmosphere, the Spring Festival to! A happy holiday! You would like to laugh, day inbe always happy and content as fascinating, seconds seconds of happiness。
  • 9、Dear you really can't afford to, slept at 10 o 'clock, five meals bowl bottom, no one can than weight, gave the pigs, look at the messages happy April fool's day。

  • 10、说你白痴你还认识字,说你傻瓜你还知道生气,说你笨蛋你还知道回短信,说你木头你还知道看手机!祝你愚人节快乐!
  • 11、元旦是新的一年的开头,祝愿你能有一个好的开头。元旦祝福你,生活圆圆满满,兜里装满人民币鼓得圆圆,祝你元旦快乐!
  • 12、你是我最深的思念,你是我无尽的挂牵,让风儿捎上我的祝福;让云儿带上我的问候:愿你度过一个幸福快乐的新年!
  • 13、You are born into this world, because you and the world decree by destiny, want to cherish this hard-won fate.
  • 14、道足以忘物之得春,志足以一气之盛衰。
  • 15、Life is only two options: to start, do the leading role of his life; Or stay put and do the supporting role of others.
  • 16、从前有一姑娘叫乔妮娜,她和一个叫沙德的相爱了,他们在一起看星星。当流星划过天空时,他们将这颗流星命名为:乔妮娜沙德星。祝您愚人节快乐!
  • 17、The moon has her light all over the sky, her dark spots to itself.
  • 谁在想念你?谁在牵挂你?谁舍不得你?谁离不开你?谁最心疼你?谁最惦记你?谁总祝福你?不用想啦,除了我,还有谁?
  • 18、谁在想念你?谁在牵挂你?谁舍不得你?谁离不开你?谁最心疼你?谁最惦记你?谁总祝福你?不用想啦,除了我,还有谁?
  • 19、New Year's day happiness! I wish you: get rich on marlboro; Cause to hongta; Lover excel ashimar; Step revenue through greater China!

  • 20、Time like an arrow flies, and the New Year's day, ding so old awakening, the 2013 marched, carve out a career, to create brilliant performance。 I wish a happy New Year's day。
  • 21、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 22、New Year wishes good luck to you, with you, the god of wealth follow you, car belong to you, bad luck away from you, happy things around you, I always with you!
  • 23、By considering a couple of days there will be a frenzy of blessing SMS blocking network, have ideal, have foresight and wisdom of the universe invincible super genius - I, early to wish you: happy New Year!
  • 24、First love is new version; Is rekindling retrofit; Premarital cohabitation is trial version; Wedding night is genuine; Rib is a collector; Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition; Wife seduce people is piracy。
  • 25、欢欢喜喜迎新年,万事如意平安年,扬眉吐气顺心年,梦想成真发财年,事业辉煌成功年,祝君岁岁有好年!
  • 26、说你白痴你还认识字,说你傻瓜你还知道生气,说你笨蛋你还知道回短信,说你木头你还知道看手机!祝你愚人节快乐!
  • 27、一大学生被敌人抓了,敌人把他绑在了电线杆上,然后问他:说,你是哪里的?不说就电死你!大学生回了敌人一句话,结果被电死了,他说:我是电大的!
  • 28、New Year's day is the beginning of the New Year, wish you can have a good beginning。 New Year's day wishes you life festive, a pocket full of the drum circle circle, I wish you a happy New Year's day!
  • 29、New Year's day arrived, in this special day, a sincere blessing to you, is a difficult to erase the memory of, a kind of can't forget the friendship, let blessing with time and space, happy New Year's day。

    You are the most beautiful in my eyes, aquiline nose mouth, toad rat eyes round, a mouth, under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day!
  • 30、You are the most beautiful in my eyes, aquiline nose mouth, toad rat eyes round, a mouth, under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day!
  • 31、圣诞老人刚走,我就来了,你肯定猜不到吧,我是来排队祝你元旦快乐的!排队祝你新年快乐的人太多了,这年头赶个第一我容易嘛我!
  • 32、Hope, and happiness will come you; Dreaming, opportunity will be over you.
  • 33、元旦到了,在这个特别的日子,一份真挚的祝福送给你,是一份难以抹去的回忆,一种无法忘怀的友谊,让祝福充满时空,元旦快乐。
  • 34、Dear you really can't afford to, slept at 10 o 'clock, five meals bowl bottom, no one can than weight, gave the pigs, look at the messages happy April fool's day。
  • 35、初恋情人是全新版;旧情复燃是翻新版;婚前同居是试用版;新婚之夜是正版;金屋藏娇是珍藏版;爱上寡妇是修订版;勾引人妻是盗版。
  • 36、Do good to set aside a moment, this is the purpose of life, but also obligations of the life.
  • 37、新年新气象,新春节日到!节日快乐!愿你在2016年,天天开怀,时时快乐,分分精彩,秒秒幸福。
  • 38、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 39、一滴水在海洋中渺小,在沙漠中伟大;丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小,在鸡群中伟大;你在人群中渺小,在猪圈伟大!

  • 40、吻你的感觉青涩中带着淡淡的芳香,抚你的感觉平滑中带着柔柔的起伏,想你的感觉兴奋中带着甜甜的滋味,我真想现在就剥开你衣服。生柿子。
  • 41、你是我最深的思念,你是我无尽的挂牵,让风儿捎上我的祝福;让云儿带上我的问候:愿你度过一个幸福快乐的新年!
  • 月儿把她的光明遍照在天上,却留着她的黑斑给它自己。
  • 42、月儿把她的光明遍照在天上,却留着她的黑斑给它自己。
  • 43、元旦快乐!祝你:致富踏上万宝路;事业登上红塔山;情人赛过阿诗玛;财源遍步大中华!
  • 44、Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!
  • 45、圣诞老人刚走,我就来了,你肯定猜不到吧,我是来排队祝你元旦快乐的!排队祝你新年快乐的人太多了,这年头赶个第一我容易嘛我!
  • 46、You are the most beautiful in my eyes, aquiline nose mouth, toad rat eyes round, a mouth, under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day!
  • 47、一大学生被敌人抓了,敌人把他绑在了电线杆上,然后问他:说,你是哪里的?不说就电死你!大学生回了敌人一句话,结果被电死了,他说:我是电大的!
  • 48、春天,我会送你一个笑脸,让你辗转难眠,春天,我会送你一些小诗,让你浮想联翩,春天,我会送你一次心跳,让你愚人节过的比谁都快乐。
  • 49、从前有一姑娘叫乔妮娜,她和一个叫沙德的相爱了,他们在一起看星星。当流星划过天空时,他们将这颗流星命名为:乔妮娜沙德星。祝您愚人节快乐!

  • 50、New Year's day is not a gift, the sealing message bless you! Happiness and happy longer with you, the god of wealth with you every day, money always stick together you, benefits to you all! Happy New Year!
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