我想送你个礼物，你敢不敢要!

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  • 1、Make up a fake news， let different people with the same person said。
  • 2、这是一首李白的诗，请大声朗读：卧室春绿，握梅又闻花，我只会中第，邀文卧室睡，卧室知春绿。
  • 3、这两天真的太冷了，你一定要照顾好自己啊，千万别冻着啦俗话说：人冻腿，猪冻嘴。我已经把毛裤穿上了，你也赶紧买个口罩吧。
  • 4、本信息为纯粹的骚扰信息！警告还没睡的快去睡，刚睡的翻个身继续睡，睡了很久的起来上个厕所接着睡，实在不想睡的和我一起拿起手机骚扰想睡的！

    • 5、A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said： thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs？ Remember tang poetry by the way, h

    这两天真的太冷了，你一定要照顾好自己啊，千万别冻着啦俗话说：人冻腿，猪冻嘴。我已经把毛裤穿上了，你也赶紧买个口罩吧。
  • 6、这两天真的太冷了，你一定要照顾好自己啊，千万别冻着啦俗话说：人冻腿，猪冻嘴。我已经把毛裤穿上了，你也赶紧买个口罩吧。
  • 7、This information is purely harassment information！ Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep！
  • 8、这两天真的太冷了，你一定要照顾好自己啊，千万别冻着啦俗话说：人冻腿，猪冻嘴。我已经把毛裤穿上了，你也赶紧买个口罩吧。
  • 9、Make up a fake news， let different people with the same person said。
  • 10、编一个假消息，让不同的人去跟同一个人说。
  • 11、从别人的办公室里拿走点什么，并留下一封勒索信。
  • 12、在别人车上留张便条，为一起从没实际发生事故道歉。
  • 13、Buy some underwear， write the name of a colleague， thrown on the floor of the office bathroom。
  • 14、Make up a fake news， let different people with the same person said。

    • 15、从别人的办公室里拿走点什么，并留下一封勒索信。

  • 16、在洗手间唯一的马桶前放一条裤子和一双鞋，看上去始终有人在用。
  • 17、人事经理：不好意思，你的专业和我们招聘的职位不是很对口！应聘者：啥叫不对口？难道当*****还得是*****这个专业的吗？
  • 18、From someone's office to take away something， and leave a blackmail letter。
    • The only toilet in the bathroom before put on a pair of trousers and a pair of shoes， it seems that someone is always in use。
  • 19、The only toilet in the bathroom before put on a pair of trousers and a pair of shoes， it seems that someone is always in use。
  • 20、在杯底粘上一块磁铁，放到车顶上，开着车四处兜风。
  • 21、请输入用户名：麦兜!请输入密码：一只快乐的肥猪!提示：密码正确，欢迎进入深圳国营养猪场，祝用餐愉快!
  • 22、等咱有了钱，天天去做美体。想瘦哪里瘦哪里，想大哪里就大哪里。贵宾卡一次买两张，上半身用一张，下半身用一张。
  • 23、不许动!**临检!全部举起手来，嫖客站左边，野鸡站右边，没穿裤子的站中间，还在看手机，说的就是你!
  • 24、将这封短信转发3次，你会走财运;转发6次，你会走官运;转发10次，你会走桃花运;转发20次，你将花掉2元钱!

    • 25、一见钟情爱上你，二话不说抱住你，三天两头来找你，四下无人亲亲你，五天之内娶到你，六十年内不分离!

  • 26、Personnel manager： sorry， your profession and our position is not very wrong！ A： what is wrong？ Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major？
  • 27、在杯底粘上一块磁铁，放到车顶上，开着车四处兜风。
  • 28、Wait the za riched， every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin， is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time， with a piece of upper body， lower body with a piece of。
  • 29、Respect of customer： your mobile phone has been drawing function， simply insert the sim card out cash machines， such as cash， the business is not acceptable， please use mobile hard hit a cash machine！ Happy April fool's day！
  • 30、Personnel manager： sorry， your profession and our position is not very wrong！ A： what is wrong？ Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major？
  • 31、在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油，笔就会写不出字。
    • 买些内衣，写上一个同事的名字，扔在办公室的洗手间地板上。
  • 32、买些内衣，写上一个同事的名字，扔在办公室的洗手间地板上。
  • 33、编一个假消息，让不同的人去跟同一个人说。
  • 34、雨下的断断续续，引起我无限思绪，说白了就是想你，等到了风和日丽，我还带你去那片草地，但是事先约定：猪只准吃草，不准拱地！

    • 35、Stick on a magnet in the bottom of a cup， put it on the roof， drove around for a ride。

  • 36、On someone else's pen off oil， pen will not write a word。
  • 37、Stick on a magnet in the bottom of a cup， put it on the roof， drove around for a ride。
  • 38、Stick on a magnet in the bottom of a cup， put it on the roof， drove around for a ride。
  • 39、The hearts of countless collisions， countless dream poetry， is the fate let us meet， is fate let us love， sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you！
  • 40、It rained off and on， cause I infinite thoughts， namely， think you wait to beautiful， I also take you to the meadow， but agree beforehand： pigs eat grass， no hog！
  • 41、希望你是我的太阳不，你是我的手电筒。因为太阳普照着所有的男人。而我只希望你照着我一个人。愚人节快乐!
  • 42、在杯底粘上一块磁铁，放到车顶上，开着车四处兜风。
  • 43、在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油，笔就会写不出字。
  • 44、A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said： thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs？ Remember tang poetry by the way, h
    • 这两天真的太冷了，你一定要照顾好自己啊，千万别冻着啦俗话说：人冻腿，猪冻嘴。我已经把毛裤穿上了，你也赶紧买个口罩吧。

    45、这两天真的太冷了，你一定要照顾好自己啊，千万别冻着啦俗话说：人冻腿，猪冻嘴。我已经把毛裤穿上了，你也赶紧买个口罩吧。

  • 46、This information is purely harassment information！ Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep！
  • 47、Respect of customer： your mobile phone has been drawing function， simply insert the sim card out cash machines， such as cash， the business is not acceptable， please use mobile hard hit a cash machine！ Happy April fool's day！
  • 48、That day every time I looked at your sexy body， naked in front of me twisting， gently caress your skin， I can't resist the temptation to you： boss， I'm going to the fish！ Happy April fool's day！
  • 49、收到信息者是埃及木乃伊，删除信息者是非洲臭虫，回信息者是卢旺达野猪，不回复者是手术不成功的泰国人妖!愚人节快乐!
  • 50、Hid food in the garbage can， someone passes out to eat。
  • 51、That day every time I looked at your sexy body， naked in front of me twisting， gently caress your skin， I can't resist the temptation to you： boss， I'm going to the fish！ Happy April fool's day！
  • 52、请输入用户名：麦兜!请输入密码：一只快乐的肥猪!提示：密码正确，欢迎进入深圳国营养猪场，祝用餐愉快!
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