17、Respect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!
18、只要你还在笑,这个世界就不算太糟糕。
19、From someone's office to take away something, and leave a blackmail letter。
20、骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。
21、早知道找个女朋友这么难,我就定娃娃亲了。
22、在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油,笔就会写不出字。
23、在洗手间唯一的马桶前放一条裤子和一双鞋,看上去始终有人在用。
24、现在的孩子,分手专挑情人节,告白专挑愚人。
25、路漫漫其修远兮,不如我们打的吧。
26、等我有钱了,买桶泡面吃,只吃面汤都不喝,直接倒了。
27、刚刚被表白了,让我们恭喜刚刚!
28、今天有人花心思捉弄你,一定是真的想捉弄你。
29、不能因为我们俩有过节,你就把我当节过。
30、愚人节就算你来骗我,那我也高兴,可惜你不会。
31、Wait the za riched, every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin, is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time, with a piece of upper body, lower body with a piece of。
33、Personnel manager: sorry, your profession and our position is not very wrong! A: what is wrong? Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major?
34、美食从不说谎,是长胖的身体不耐受。
35、Respect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!
36、愚人节不送花给我,那我就清明节送花给你。
37、那天我心血来潮把你的照片当电脑背景,呵呵!电脑居然中毒了。
38、Stick on a magnet in the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof, drove around for a ride。