夜里我不顾一切寻找你,我光着身子等着你,我在床上不能没有你,可以令我舒服只有你,你到底在哪里……睡衣。

  • 1、在杯底粘上一块磁铁,放到车顶上,开着车四处兜风。
  • 2、吻你的感觉青涩中带着淡淡的芳香,抚你的感觉平滑中带着柔柔的起伏,想你的感觉兴奋中带着甜甜的滋味,我真想现在就剥开你衣服。生柿子。
  • 3、在杯底粘上一块磁铁,放到车顶上,开着车四处兜风。

  • 4、初恋情人是全新版;旧情复燃是翻新版;婚前同居是试用版;新婚之夜是正版;金屋藏娇是珍藏版;爱上寡妇是修订版;勾引人妻是盗版。
  • 5、本人不慎于一月明风清之夜遗失初吻,请拾到者迅速归还,则不胜感激。
  • 你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 6、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 7、说你白痴你还认识字,说你傻瓜你还知道生气,说你笨蛋你还知道回短信,说你木头你还知道看手机!祝你愚人节快乐!
  • 8、春天,我会送你一个笑脸,让你辗转难眠,春天,我会送你一些小诗,让你浮想联翩,春天,我会送你一次心跳,让你愚人节过的比谁都快乐。
  • 9、买些内衣,写上一个同事的名字,扔在办公室的洗手间地板上。
  • 10、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance, with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth, in think you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
  • 11、Stick on a magnet in the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof, drove around for a ride。
  • 12、从别人的办公室里拿走点什么,并留下一封勒索信。
  • 13、春天,我会送你一个笑脸,让你辗转难眠,春天,我会送你一些小诗,让你浮想联翩,春天,我会送你一次心跳,让你愚人节过的比谁都快乐。

  • 14、刚打你手机提示说:您拨的用户正在吃草请稍侯。再打去说:您拨的用户正送往屠宰场请稍后!
  • 15、Stick on a magnet in the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof, drove around for a ride。
  • 16、The only toilet in the bathroom before put on a pair of trousers and a pair of shoes, it seems that someone is always in use。
  • 17、在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油,笔就会写不出字。
  • 18、亲爱的你真不起,每天睡到十点起、餐餐五碗都见底,体重没人能比,送给看短信的那头猪,愚人节快乐。
  • 19、Make up a fake news, let different people with the same person said。
  • First love is new version; Is rekindling retrofit; Premarital cohabitation is trial version; Wedding night is genuine; Rib is a collector; Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition; Wife seduce people is piracy。
  • 20、First love is new version; Is rekindling retrofit; Premarital cohabitation is trial version; Wedding night is genuine; Rib is a collector; Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition; Wife seduce people is piracy。
  • 21、From someone's office to take away something, and leave a blackmail letter。
  • 22、吻你的感觉青涩中带着淡淡的芳香,抚你的感觉平滑中带着柔柔的起伏,想你的感觉兴奋中带着甜甜的滋味,我真想现在就剥开你衣服。生柿子。
  • 23、编一个假消息,让不同的人去跟同一个人说。

  • 24、中国移不动用户:近期因调试网络,如遇您的手机信号不良,请您用力将手机往地上摔,尽量使劲摔,反复几次手机即恢复正常。
  • 25、买些内衣,写上一个同事的名字,扔在办公室的洗手间地板上。
  • 26、You are the most beautiful in my eyes, aquiline nose mouth, toad rat eyes round, a mouth, under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day!
  • 27、亲爱的你真不起,每天睡到十点起、餐餐五碗都见底,体重没人能比,送给看短信的那头猪,愚人节快乐。
  • 28、Buy some underwear, write the name of a colleague, thrown on the floor of the office bathroom。
  • 29、Hid food in the garbage can, someone passes out to eat。
  • 30、In spring, I will send you a smiling face, tossing and turning to let you, in the spring, I will send you a little poem, let you to extrapolate, spring, I will send you a heart, let you ratio who all happy April fool's day。
  • 31、亲爱的你真不起,每天睡到十点起、餐餐五碗都见底,体重没人能比,送给看短信的那头猪,愚人节快乐。
  • 32、一人说我丑,被打断了手;一人说我矮,被人狂踩;一人说我胖,被打得没了样;你说我长得不够靓,只让你做我对像算了!
  • 33、一滴水在海洋中渺小,在沙漠中伟大;丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小,在鸡群中伟大;你在人群中渺小,在猪圈伟大!

    你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 34、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 35、猪追羊,羊上树。知道为什么吗?你看!这只猪也正在想呢!
  • 36、初恋情人是全新版;旧情复燃是翻新版;婚前同居是试用版;新婚之夜是正版;金屋藏娇是珍藏版;爱上寡妇是修订版;勾引人妻是盗版。
  • 37、中国移不动用户:近期因调试网络,如遇您的手机信号不良,请您用力将手机往地上摔,尽量使劲摔,反复几次手机即恢复正常。
  • 38、Make up a fake news, let different people with the same person said。
  • 39、在别人车上留张便条,为一起从没实际发生事故道歉。
  • 40、Buy some underwear, write the name of a colleague, thrown on the floor of the office bathroom。
  • 41、Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named: Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day!
  • 42、初恋情人是全新版;旧情复燃是翻新版;婚前同居是试用版;新婚之夜是正版;金屋藏娇是珍藏版;爱上寡妇是修订版;勾引人妻是盗版。
  • 43、一滴水在海洋中渺小,在沙漠中伟大;丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小,在鸡群中伟大;你在人群中渺小,在猪圈伟大!

  • 44、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean, great in the desert; Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small, great in the chickens; You are infinitesimal in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
  • 45、把食品藏在垃圾桶里,有人经过时抓出来吃。
  • 46、在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油,笔就会写不出字。
  • 47、Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!
  • 在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油,笔就会写不出字。
  • 48、在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油,笔就会写不出字。
  • 49、不要以为我忘了你,在关键的时候,比如说今天,我第一个想起的就是你。愚人节快乐!
  • 50、仅仅是一阵风也罢了,偏偏是这样永恒,仅仅是一场梦也罢了,偏偏是如此真实,你低头不语,我却难以平静,我终于禁不住要对你说:下次放屁时,说一声!
  • 51、在洗手间唯一的马桶前放一条裤子和一双鞋,看上去始终有人在用。
  • 52、In spring, I will send you a smiling face, tossing and turning to let you, in the spring, I will send you a little poem, let you to extrapolate, spring, I will send you a heart, let you ratio who all happy April fool's day。
  • 53、说你白痴你还认识字,说你傻瓜你还知道生气,说你笨蛋你还知道回短信,说你木头你还知道看手机!祝你愚人节快乐!

  • 54、A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you? Don't say electricity dead you! College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said: I am a TV unive
  • 55、Leave a note on others car, apologize for never actually occurred accident。
  • 56、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance, with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth, in think you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
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