3、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean, great in the desert; Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small, great in the chickens; You are infinitesimal in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
4、The hearts of countless collisions, countless dream poetry, is the fate let us meet, is fate let us love, sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you!
10、A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you? Don't say electricity dead you! College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said: I am a TV unive
11、今天骗我的,我清明节给他烧钱。
12、等我有钱了,买桶泡面吃,只吃面汤都不喝,直接倒了。
13、A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you? Don't say electricity dead you! College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said: I am a TV unive
20、Respect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!
21、生活总喜欢开玩笑,要做一个有资格笑的人。
22、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance, with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth, in think you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
23、The hearts of countless collisions, countless dream poetry, is the fate let us meet, is fate let us love, sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you!
34、Respect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!
35、限量款的告白,只给心中的你。
36、哪家的名门之后啊,你爹是天蓬元帅啊!
37、Wait the za riched, every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin, is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time, with a piece of upper body, lower body with a piece of。
38、有一些善意的谎言,让每天都是愚人节。
39、挚爱不“愚”,爱到永远。
40、有人问我为什么还不睡,我惊了,我是保安啊,我能睡吗?我睡了这个朋友圈的安全谁来管?
41、Respect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!
53、It rained off and on, cause I infinite thoughts, namely, think you wait to beautiful, I also take you to the meadow, but agree beforehand: pigs eat grass, no hog!
54、情人节表白,人家不听。愚人节表白,人家不信。清明节表白,人家不应。
55、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean, great in the desert; Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small, great in the chickens; You are infinitesimal in the crowd, great in the pigsty!