3、Is used to lay eggs， chicken cow is living on dry， the cat went very seriously， sheep are barbecue in the future， a dog is a let a person to be used， you are waiting for ones。
4、This is a necessary warning you： because hackers your phone system， the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that！
5、星期一愚人节，老师竟然让我们去上课！越想不对劲儿，不行！咱不能上当！
6、脸上的快乐，别人看得到，心里的痛又有谁能感觉到。
7、The respect customer， hello： due to the rainy day， lead to system failures， for not affect your normal communication， please send cellular phone in the water！ Thank you for your cooperation！
8、谎言和誓言的区别在于，一个是听的人当真了，一个是说的人当真了。
9、This is a necessary warning you： because hackers your phone system， the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that！
10、Today are you going to beat people， or to be whole， wish you happy April fool's day！ Comes but once a year， both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment！
11、I heard that you made a fortune， but also has all of the foreign debt， so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also， plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
12、Notice： tomorrow above leadership inspection work， each colleague dressing， as required， please man： suit tie shorts slippers； Ms： swimsuit trousers for leather shoes！
16、Is used to lay eggs， chicken cow is living on dry， the cat went very seriously， sheep are barbecue in the future， a dog is a let a person to be used， you are waiting for ones。
17、Are you go to work， right？ Whether very tired？ There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time， after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth， I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
23、A beautiful pig fart dian fart， ran to the front of you， looking at you with adoring eyes， his tail， swing the ass。 Singing a song to you： after be brought up， I became you！ Happy April fool's day！
26、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" ： long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc
32、The classmates， read English for "should give interest" when the President； Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that？
34、April fool's day to， see acquaintances around， see the beauty to crane， see the boss polite， see the friends， see his family strong smile， see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light， catch you don't want to go！
39、When you see this message， congratulations， you have 99 competitors from， you won the love， I want to come out to celebrate？ Happy April fool's day！
42、Today are you going to beat people， or to be whole， wish you happy April fool's day！ Comes but once a year， both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment！
47、The classmates， read English for "should give interest" when the President； Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that？
48、Please call 110 if you look ugly。 Please call 120 if you are out of shape。 Please call 119 if you have a bad temper。 If you think you're beautiful， please call my mobile phone， discuss
49、愚人节那天最敢说真话，但是别人总是把它当玩笑。
50、I heard that you made a fortune， but also has all of the foreign debt， so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also， plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
53、April fool's day to， see acquaintances around， see the beauty to crane， see the boss polite， see the friends， see his family strong smile， see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light， catch you don't want to go！
56、This message to let you know： first， our deepest love！ Second， let you know that I did not forget you！ Third， I care about most is you！ Fourth， eat more sleep， keep of fat， such for years ago， sell a good price！
