愚昧者怨天尤人,无能者长吁短叹,儒弱者颓然放弃。

  • 1、Today's April fool's day, we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call, let me laugh, shout three shout into air, frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is, at speed。 Designation for April fool's day, fool don't do it。
  • 2、收到信息抖精神,教你如何来做人,读读信息变傻人,不转你会成呆人,删除证明你是痴人,回复表明你没成人,这条信息为整人,愚人节里送愚人。愚人快乐哟!
  • 3、三只猪在吵架,老大骂:你好无聊,只会发信息!老二骂:你更无聊,天天发黄色笑话!不过最无聊的都是老三,只看不发。
  • 4、A person's biggest bankruptcy is desperation, the greatest assets is hope.
  • 5、紧急通知:今晚至明晨有小型地震,为了您的安全,请今晚包着棉被,头顶马桶,鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
  • Greetings: good weekend, let cool xiafeng blown away is your trouble, bring a good luck all week。
  • 6、Greetings: good weekend, let cool xiafeng blown away is your trouble, bring a good luck all week。
  • 7、许一个美好的心愿祝你新年快乐连连,送一份美妙的感觉祝你来年万事圆圆,送一份漂亮的礼物祝你微笑甜甜。
  • 8、许一个美好的心愿祝你新年快乐连连,送一份美妙的感觉祝你来年万事圆圆,送一份漂亮的礼物祝你微笑甜甜。

  • 9、牵着你的手,一块奔腾,一起闯荡,我们的爱势不可挡;贴近你的心,时刻紧随,永远相映,我们的爱利可断金。
  • 10、三只猪在吵架,老大骂:你好无聊,只会发信息!老二骂:你更无聊,天天发黄色笑话!不过最无聊的都是老三,只看不发。
  • 11、在这宁静的夜晚,寄上我温馨的祝福,带去我深深的思念,愿我的一声祝福洗去你一天的劳累,一句晚安带你进入美妙的梦境!
  • 12、Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
  • 13、Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!
  • 14、智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。
  • 15、今日愚人节,特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫,让我笑一笑,朝天吼三吼,吓走大狼狗。此令既已下,望尔速执行。四一愚人节,愚人不从命。
  • 16、Off a year of hard work, another one ushered in the New Year, I wish you in the New Year, the future, the source of money widely enter!
  • 17、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
  • 18、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in

    Life is like an article, only after carefully modified many times, to constantly improve.
  • 19、Life is like an article, only after carefully modified many times, to constantly improve.
  • 20、送走了一年的辛劳,迎来了又一个崭新的年月,祝您在新的一年里,大展宏图,财源广进!
  • 21、捉一只蝴蝶送您,愿您拥有快乐的翅膀,兜一丝清风送您,愿您心情舒畅,发个短信给您,愿天天幸福陪伴你。
  • 22、每天的某一刻,听不到你的声音,见不到你的影子,日子变得无滋无味!我爱搜集你!就象老蛇爱大米!
  • 23、今日愚人节,特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫,让我笑一笑,朝天吼三吼,吓走大狼狗。此令既已下,望尔速执行。四一愚人节,愚人不从命。
  • 24、Life is a no return one-way road, god will not give you a return ticket.
  • 25、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew; If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart; But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it!
  • 26、Catch a butterfly to send you, wish you have a happy wings, a cool breeze to send you, I hope you feel better, send a message to you, may happiness accompany you every day。
  • 27、星空中点点闪烁的荧光,环绕着缤纷的绮丽梦想,祝福你今年许下的心愿,都能一一实现在你眼前,祝你佳节温馨喜悦!
  • 28、人的一生就像一篇文章,只有经过多次精心修改,才能不断完善。

  • 29、Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!
  • 30、Greetings: good weekend, let cool xiafeng blown away is your trouble, bring a good luck all week。
  • 31、如果你是小狗狗,我愿变成骨头给你啃;如果你孤单,我会用心来陪你;可这次我没带啥,只有香蕉一串,挂得高高的,我相信,你一定会叠上盒子把它摘取!
  • 人生是一条没有回程的单行线,上帝不会给你一张返程的票。
  • 32、人生是一条没有回程的单行线,上帝不会给你一张返程的票。
  • 33、拥有一份美好的心情,如拥有一份诚挚的祝福。愿您健康,愿您快乐,但愿我千万个祝福永远陪伴您左右。
  • 34、牵着你的手,一块奔腾,一起闯荡,我们的爱势不可挡;贴近你的心,时刻紧随,永远相映,我们的爱利可断金。
  • 35、Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman, your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock, your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart, your eyes like a lovely panda!
  • 36、Life is like an article, only after carefully modified many times, to constantly improve.
  • 37、恭喜发财,财源广进!恭祝您的事业蒸蒸日上!
  • 38、紧急通知:今晚至明晨有小型地震,为了您的安全,请今晚包着棉被,头顶马桶,鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。

  • 39、不能做最快乐的自己,但一定要做最真实的自己。
  • 40、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
  • 41、在每天的清晨,我的祝福都会陪你慢慢醒来,慢慢实现,慢慢成功。祝你天天有个好心情!
  • 42、快乐不是拥有的太多,而是计较的太少。
  • 43、这是郁金香的日子,也是你的日子。愿你年年这一天吉祥如意,芬芳馥郁!
  • 44、紧急通知:今晚至明晨有小型地震,为了您的安全,请今晚包着棉被,头顶马桶,鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
  • 决定一个人的一生,以及整个命运的,只是一瞬之间。
  • 45、决定一个人的一生,以及整个命运的,只是一瞬之间。
  • 46、一个人最大的破产是绝望,最大的资产是希望。
  • 47、Time to take don't walk lover's laughter, the past does not water down the lover's memory。 Life is long, the cape tianya, everywhere have my greetings softly。
  • 48、在每天的清晨,我的祝福都会陪你慢慢醒来,慢慢实现,慢慢成功。祝你天天有个好心情!

  • 49、Let a cool summer rain to come, let the wind bring a breath of fresh, after a week of busy, now, let's put down the burden, easy to accompany you, wish you have a very pleasant weekend!
  • 50、Holding your hand, a pentium, make together, our love is unstoppable; Close to your heart, and follow all the time, set each other off forever, our love can be broken gold。
  • 51、Should do not do today, tomorrow early and delayed again.
  • 52、The three little pigs in the fight, the boss to scold: hello boring, will only send information! Second scold: you are more boring, everyday hair yellow joke! But the most boring is old, only to see not hair。
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