2、This message to let you know: first, our deepest love! Second, let you know that I did not forget you! Third, I care about most is you! Fourth, eat more sleep, keep of fat, such for years ago, sell a good price!
3、Notice: tomorrow above leadership inspection work, each colleague dressing, as required, please man: suit tie shorts slippers; Ms: swimsuit trousers for leather shoes!
7、The innocent and dusty, the lively, free to fly, the intelligent packaging, let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant, walk river's lake。 My dear friends, happy April fool's day!
8、Respect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!
9、That day every time I looked at your sexy body, naked in front of me twisting, gently caress your skin, I can't resist the temptation to you: boss, I'm going to the fish! Happy April fool's day!
12、The hearts of countless collisions, countless dream poetry, is the fate let us meet, is fate let us love, sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you!
13、This information is purely harassment information! Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep!
16、A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said: thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs? Remember tang poetry by the way, h
17、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement: big pig plugging the door! Two pigs to plugging window! When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly: old three, don't look at SMS! You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
19、Personnel manager: sorry, your profession and our position is not very wrong! A: what is wrong? Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major?
25、The hearts of countless collisions, countless dream poetry, is the fate let us meet, is fate let us love, sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you!
27、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
28、Is used to lay eggs, chicken cow is living on dry, the cat went very seriously, sheep are barbecue in the future, a dog is a let a person to be used, you are waiting for ones。
29、Notice: tomorrow above leadership inspection work, each colleague dressing, as required, please man: suit tie shorts slippers; Ms: swimsuit trousers for leather shoes!
30、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
31、The hearts of countless collisions, countless dream poetry, is the fate let us meet, is fate let us love, sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you!
34、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
35、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
36、亲爱的,我又开始想你了,我对你的爱每天都在巨增,因为有人告诉我:猪肉涨价了,你能卖个好价钱!
37、The hearts of countless collisions, countless dream poetry, is the fate let us meet, is fate let us love, sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you!
39、This information is purely harassment information! Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep!
44、The innocent and dusty, the lively, free to fly, the intelligent packaging, let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant, walk river's lake。 My dear friends, happy April fool's day!
45、The classmates, read English for "should give interest" when the President; Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that?
47、Please call 110 if you look ugly。 Please call 120 if you are out of shape。 Please call 119 if you have a bad temper。 If you think you're beautiful, please call my mobile phone, discuss
48、Wait the za riched, every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin, is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time, with a piece of upper body, lower body with a piece of。
56、The innocent and dusty, the lively, free to fly, the intelligent packaging, let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant, walk river's lake。 My dear friends, happy April fool's day!