同一片天空,同一个家园。

  • 1、Continuing to love, a happy marriage, wife solid to please her husband, the husband should please the wife, as to how to please, but an advanced art.为了爱情的持续,婚姻的美满,妻子固要取悦丈夫,丈夫也要取悦妻子,至于如何取悦,乃是一种高级的艺术。
  • 2、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 3、Her husband, the marriage is a life sentence, the purpose is to keep you closer to other people, do not let another woman close to you。 His wife, the marriage is just a lifelong Insurance。对老公来说,婚姻是一种终身监禁,目的是不让你接近别的人,也不让别的女人接近你。对老婆来说,婚姻只是一种终身保险
  • 4、一个人只能为别人引路,不能代替他们走路。
  • 5、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。

    6、听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。

  • 7、能培养独创性和唤起对知识愉悦的,是教师的最高本领。
  • 8、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 9、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 10、Wishing you were enenaiai, Benedict Italian love eternal love, life, love grow with each passing day!愿你俩恩恩爱爱,意笃情深,此生爱情永恒,爱心与日俱增!
  • 11、Marriage can never be used to save a broken love, broken love can only get broken marriages。婚姻从来不能用来挽救一段破碎的爱情,破碎的爱情只能得到破碎的婚姻。
  • 12、Woman's marriage is a psychological Running is constantly overcome their own process, but also continued to own the process of compromise。女人的婚姻就是一场心理暗战,是不断战胜自己的过程,也是不断向自己妥协的过程。
  • 13、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
  • 14、不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!
  • 15、Marriage tastes like strawberries, sweet and sour and refreshing just picked when, over time, leaving only the sour, sour later also slip into tasteless difficult entrance, but in fact, only this time, truly understand the marriage。婚姻的味道就像草莓,刚摘的时候甜酸爽口,过一段
  • 16、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!

  • 17、Marriage is their own, just as his own life and breathing, others unable to participate, the opinions of others only for reference, in fact, for everyone, happy marriage are the same, but unfortunately there is their unfortunate marriage。婚姻是自己的,就如同自己的生命和呼
  • 18、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 19、Today are you going to beat people, or to be whole, wish you happy April fool's day! Comes but once a year, both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment!
  • 愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 20、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 21、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 22、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 23、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" : long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc
  • 24、愚人节要到了,为了愚你同乐,我愚重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信,愿你做个快乐的愉人:能力绰绰有愚,做人无愧愚心;生活如愚得水。
  • 25、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!
  • 26、Since into the marriage, with time like a wolf with tiger。 Hua Yan old completely gone, ferocious everywhere at any time crazy。 I do not know what things worldly marriage, and now I discovered that the siege wall。自从走进婚姻殿堂,时刻犹如伴虎伴狼。昔日花颜完全不见,满目狰狞随时抓狂。不知世间婚姻

  • 27、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
  • 28、Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!
  • 29、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 30、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!
  • 31、In this warm spring flowers, beautiful and fragrant flowers Tuyan day, you both forever enthusiasts, is called born of a land born pair! I wish you both Enenaiai life together!在这春暧花开、群芳吐艳的日子里,你俩永结同好,正所谓天生一对、地生一双!祝愿你俩恩恩爱爱,白头偕老!
  • 32、Let my brother as Isaac, honest and brave, trust and obey, such as wings of the eagle soar; let my sister like Rebekah, gentle and kind, industrious virtuous, as a fruitful vine!愿我的弟兄如同以撒,诚实勇敢、信靠顺服,如展翅飞腾的鹰;愿我的姊妹如同利百加,温柔善良、勤劳才德,如多结果子的葡萄树!
  • 33、Peer most unfavorable marriage, because what each expert, who also coax who does not fall, the husband does not worship enigmatic wife, the rise will not blindly worship her husband, the foundation of marriage is not strong。同行最不宜结婚,因为彼此事行家,谁也哄不倒谁,丈夫不会莫测高深
  • Marriage can never be used to save a broken love, broken love can only get broken marriages。婚姻从来不能用来挽救一段破碎的爱情,破碎的爱情只能得到破碎的婚姻。
  • 34、Marriage can never be used to save a broken love, broken love can only get broken marriages。婚姻从来不能用来挽救一段破碎的爱情,破碎的爱情只能得到破碎的婚姻。
  • 35、Can develop originality and evoke pleasure, for knowledge is the highest power of teachers.
  • 36、有了真正的方法,还是不够的;还要懂得运用它。

  • 37、Let my brother as Isaac, honest and brave, trust and obey, such as wings of the eagle soar; let my sister like Rebekah, gentle and kind, industrious virtuous, as a fruitful vine!愿我的弟兄如同以撒,诚实勇敢、信靠顺服,如展翅飞腾的鹰;愿我的姊妹如同利百加,温柔善良、勤劳才德,如多结果子的葡萄树!
  • 38、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 39、A greeting to wish you a new mood, ready to bring you a blessing a new starting point。 Sincerely wish you a happy wedding, happy, always be in love!愿一个问候带给你们一个新的心情,愿一个祝福带给你们一个新的起点。真诚地祝福你们新婚快乐、幸福美满、永浴爱河!
  • 40、我们不需要死读硬记,我们需要用基本的知识来发展和增进每个学习者的思考力。
  • 41、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 42、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 43、By a friend and love, the more love and friend。 Shenxianjuanlv often said that to you! One year, I wish you love, friend each new year!由相知而相爱,由相爱而更加相知。人们常说的神仙眷侣就是你们了!祝你们相爱年年岁岁,相知岁岁年年!
  • 44、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 45、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 46、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" : long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc

  • 47、Sometimes the premise of marriage love, will be easier to find those small bright spot her for a lasting marriage and lay a solid foundation。有时候以结婚为前提的恋爱,会更容易发现她身上那些细小的闪光点,为婚姻的持久打下坚实的基础。
  • Get to know God, know each other's sincerity, love affection, accompanied by the mind, once free, now turned into a Sweetie, once any, wishful doing now。 Life wholeheartedly, love sincere meaning。结识的天意,相知的诚意,相爱的情意,相伴的心意,曾经的随意,化作今朝的蜜意,曾经的任意,边做今朝的如意。一生一心一意,
  • 48、Get to know God, know each other's sincerity, love affection, accompanied by the mind, once free, now turned into a Sweetie, once any, wishful doing now。 Life wholeheartedly, love sincere meaning。结识的天意,相知的诚意,相爱的情意,相伴的心意,曾经的随意,化作今朝的蜜意,曾经的任意,边做今朝的如意。一生一心一意,
  • 49、不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!
  • 50、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!
  • 51、Education in a "and" word, is a "oblique word, even if every day from the minor matter.
  • 52、不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!
  • 53、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 54、The highest level of sexual gratification is a relative of two insatiable, bless you really love each other, similar to permanent hand! He holds Jubilee wedding!两情相悦的最高境界是相对两无厌,祝福你们真心相爱,牵手相约永久!抱贺新婚之禧!
  • 55、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 56、Give students a world, a piece of the sky to the teacher.

  • 57、愚人节要到了,为了愚你同乐,我愚重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信,愿你做个快乐的愉人:能力绰绰有愚,做人无愧愚心;生活如愚得水。
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