13、The three little pigs in the fight, the boss to scold: hello boring, will only send information! Second scold: you are more boring, everyday hair yellow joke! But the most boring is old, only to see not hair。
16、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew; If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart; But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it!
17、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
31、Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
42、Today's April fool's day, we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call, let me laugh, shout three shout into air, frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is, at speed。 Designation for April fool's day, fool don't do it。
48、Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman, your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock, your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart, your eyes like a lovely panda!
55、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew; If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart; But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it!