5、Tell you a story, once upon a time there was a fool, he is very stupid, others ask him what problem he would only shake head or answer "no", have you heard of the story?
14、One live really tired! Get on the bus line, unrequited love really suffer, eat no fragrance, drink drunk, go to work very tired, not robbery, earn money to pay tax, even send a text message to the pigs have to charge。
15、我很坚强,起码不会像你一样,一句分手都不说,就把我删了。
16、有太多行李就别单独旅行,不能够离开请不要接近。
17、我又不是人民币,怎么能让人人都喜欢我?!
18、我错过了最在乎我的人,现在才发现可是他已经走了,我该怎么办。
19、You will go to other travel, sincere friends to see you off。 The cold wind stop our friendship; I hold your hand say: good reformation, fight for commutation! Happy April fool's day!
22、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。