3、On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.
4、If I use the badger who will, I will.
5、In fact in the world the most faithful is money and agreed to go out together, then it will not come back with me, in vain I Taoxin Tao lung to it!
6、你永远看不见我眼里的泪，因为你不在时我才会哭泣。
7、世界上最痛苦的事就是，从上课憋尿憋到下课老师还拖堂。
8、My mind is split, and I'm fine with me.
9、如果不能美得惊人，那就丑得勾魂吧。
10、If one day, I can not continue to breathe, it is just that my world is missing the air, or, the lack of you.
11、Uncle, laugh when I remember Wu mouth Oh, be careful of your teeth.
12、A monk fetching water and drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks landlords, the five monks can go to dress up as Fuwa.
13、呀！我不小心把我爱你误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来，如果你不接受，就把这三个字返发给我。
14、Uncle, laugh when I remember Wu mouth Oh, be careful of your teeth.
15、大胸只是胖子的遮羞布，腿细也只是平胸的无花果。
16、A monk fetching water and drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks landlords, the five monks can go to dress up as Fuwa.
17、我愿意牵你的手，从老婆到老婆婆！
18、If not beautiful, the ugly soul.
19、God, you let the summer and winter building? Give birth to this ghost weather!
20、呀！我不小心把我爱你误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来，如果你不接受，就把这三个字返发给我。
21、路上捡到了一百块钱，很开心的请室友吃了全家桶，最后发现钱是自己掉的。
22、forerunner
23、别动不动给人脸色看，你当你的脸是调色盘么。
24、唯一值得欣慰的事情是，以前没有得到的人现在都变得超丑。
25、forerunner
26、The most painful thing in the world is from class to class teacher Tuotang hold hold.
27、一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝，四个和尚斗地主，五个和尚可以去扮福娃了。
28、ICE:cold
29、luck one
30、My mind is split, and I'm fine with me.
31、如果不能美得惊人，那就丑得勾魂吧。
32、原以为自己挺恶的，认识了他才知道比我还善的人几乎不存在。
33、**，谢谢你抢走了不值得我爱的男人；小四，谢谢你替我报仇了。
34、Haggard
35、长成那样，就不要撒娇了吧，容易让人起妊娠反应。
36、长成那样，就不要撒娇了吧，容易让人起妊娠反应。
37、穷啊，真穷，简直太穷了，穷的就剩下钱了。
38、要期末考的同学你们记住一句话：考前做学霸，幸福一寒假。
39、你再怎么牛B，天上掉耙耙你能用嘴接着。
40、有钱的人怕别人知道他有钱，没钱的人怕别人知道他没钱。
41、我不是超人，我很平凡，我会痛，我也会崩溃。
42、Money is like garbage in my hand, Nothing is right., but I use it to buy the most humble love.
43、On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.
44、世界上最痛苦的事就是，从上课憋尿憋到下课老师还拖堂。
45、别人都是笑起来很好看，我却不一样，我是看起来很好笑。
46、Ah! I don't care to "I love you" mistakenly sent to you. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send it back to me. Three.
47、我死以后，我的墓要有免费的WiFi，这样大家就会经常来看看我。
48、别撕开嘴的笑，在撕你都不会有酒窝。
49、别以为比我年轻你就能多蹦跶几天，棺材装的是死人不是老人！
50、记得小时候说得最多的一句话就是，我不跟你玩了。
51、Thought and moral is not passed, better than not good.
52、大街上那么多人穿的那么危险，却长得那么安全！
53、The thought that he was very evil, and know him better than I know that there is almost No.
