2、Next life I also look for you, because in addition to me, you are the most stupid.
3、知道这么多年为什么我一直没瘦吗，只因当年你的那句保重。
4、灵魂bair╰╮
5、别撕开嘴的笑，在撕你都不会有酒窝。
6、Uncle, laugh when I remember Wu mouth Oh, be careful of your teeth.
7、Damn couples
8、老天，你让夏天和冬天同房了吧？生出这种鬼天气！
9、God, you let the summer and winter building? Give birth to this ghost weather!
10、路上捡到了一百块钱，很开心的请室友吃了全家桶，最后发现钱是自己掉的。
11、别动不动给人脸色看，你当你的脸是调色盘么。
12、我不是超人，我很平凡，我会痛，我也会崩溃。
13、学霸晒成绩，女神晒自拍，土豪晒有钱，模特晒身材，老子放假回家晒太阳！
14、What kind of fool's Day confession, Tomb-sweeping Day confession is the kingly way, because if you fail, you say the ghost!
15、人是铁，饭是钢，一天不装憋得慌。
16、老鼠活多久，还得看猫的心情。
17、What kind of fool's Day confession, Tomb-sweeping Day confession is the kingly way, because if you fail, you say the ghost!
18、If one day, I can not continue to breathe, it is just that my world is missing the air, or, the lack of you.
19、花不会藏掖自己的芬芳，透明的心也不会藏掖自己的景致。
20、最近又胖了，打电话时一笑，脸蛋就碰能到挂机键。
21、思想品德不及格，总比没思想好。
22、呀！我不小心把我爱你误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来，如果你不接受，就把这三个字返发给我。
23、Don't say I'm fat, or I'll think you're jealous I'm better than you.
24、Ah! I don't care to "I love you" mistakenly sent to you. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send it back to me. Three.
25、Next life I also look for you, because in addition to me, you are the most stupid.
26、The girl is precious, our price is higher, if there is rich in two can throw.
27、Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!
28、If I use the badger who will, I will.
29、人是铁，饭是钢，一天不装憋得慌。
30、少女诚可贵，少妇价更高，若有富婆在，二者皆可抛。
31、记得小时候说得最多的一句话就是，我不跟你玩了。
32、人生不就希望个老来伴嘛，现在就慢慢培养吧。
33、钱在我的手里一无是处，就像垃圾，但我却用它买到了最卑微的爱情。
34、世界上最痛苦的事就是，从上课憋尿憋到下课老师还拖堂。
35、Obstinate.固执
36、当我决定放弃，你就该知道，无人愿意再像我，陪你回顾，为你揽险。
37、The thought that he was very evil, and know him better than I know that there is almost No.
38、The thought that he was very evil, and know him better than I know that there is almost No.
39、A monk fetching water and drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks landlords, the five monks can go to dress up as Fuwa.
40、唯一值得欣慰的事情是，以前没有得到的人现在都变得超丑。
41、迷人hero
42、Remember when I was a little more than a word, I do not play with you.
43、为啥到了年龄就该谈恋爱？难道你活到了平均寿命就该死吗？
44、你的世界会有光，因为我记忆的太阳庇佑你。
45、岁月的历程中，我们逐渐学会了取舍。
46、大起大悲看清自己，大起大落看清朋友。
47、不要崇拜哥，哥兜里的钱不多。
48、Grow like that, don't act like a spoiled child, easy to have the pregnancy reaction.
49、Thought and moral is not passed, better than not good.
50、有钱的人怕别人知道他有钱，没钱的人怕别人知道他没钱。
51、别人都是笑起来很好看，我却不一样，我是看起来很好笑。
52、stick’man
53、If one day, I can not continue to breathe, it is just that my world is missing the air, or, the lack of you.
54、If I use the badger who will, I will.
55、迷人hero
56、如果不能美得惊人，那就丑得勾魂吧。
57、Great mercy to see yourself, see friends change radically.
58、In fact in the world the most faithful is money and agreed to go out together, then it will not come back with me, in vain I Taoxin Tao lung to it!
