那1次邂逅,我的2只眼睛再没离开你,3生有幸成为你知己,想你5次,相思泪6成河,漂着7零8落的记忆和99雀跃的心,说10话,今天愚人节哈。

  • 1、人生没有彩排,每天都是现场直播!
  • 2、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 3、有时候,不是对方不在乎你,而是你把对方看的太重。
  • 4、想在愚人节那天对你说我还爱着你,只可惜连骗你的资格都没有。
  • 5、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 愚人节那天,班主任把我和她给分开了,再也不能上课一起打闹,一起说悄悄话.怀念那最后一桌的位置和她。
  • 6、愚人节那天,班主任把我和她给分开了,再也不能上课一起打闹,一起说悄悄话.怀念那最后一桌的位置和她。
  • 7、尊敬的客户,你好:由于雨天,导致系统故障,为不影响您的正常通讯,请将手机置放在水中!谢谢合作!
  • 8、不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!
  • 9、Today are you going to beat people, or to be whole, wish you happy April fool's day! Comes but once a year, both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment!
  • 10、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!

  • 11、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 12、愚人节那天,班主任把我和她给分开了,再也不能上课一起打闹,一起说悄悄话.怀念那最后一桌的位置和她。
  • 13、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 14、脸上的快乐,别人看得到,心里的痛又有谁能感觉到。
  • 15、其实愚对了人,愚人节每天都过。
  • 16、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 17、愚人节,你愚得了天下人,却愚不了你的心。
  • 18、听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。
  • 19、星期一愚人节,老师竟然让我们去上课!越想不对劲儿,不行!咱不能上当!
  • 20、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!

    精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 21、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 22、其实愚对了人,愚人节每天都过。
  • 23、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 24、我不怕愚人节有人向你告白,我怕你会答应。
  • 25、你若给我玩儿愚人节,我给你玩儿清明节。
  • 26、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!
  • 27、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 28、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 29、愚人节,是开着玩笑说真心话的日子。
  • 30、脸上的快乐,别人看得到,心里的痛又有谁能感觉到。

  • 31、愚人节,你愚得了天下人,却愚不了你的心。
  • 32、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
  • 33、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!
  • 34、人生没有彩排,每天都是现场直播!
  • 35、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
  • 妈,我渴了。妈,我饿了。妈,我那衣服呢?妈,买好吃的了吗而跟我爸就一句话爸,我妈呢?
  • 36、妈,我渴了。妈,我饿了。妈,我那衣服呢?妈,买好吃的了吗而跟我爸就一句话爸,我妈呢?
  • 37、我们在愚人节告白日的前一天,永远做了普通朋友。
  • 38、不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!
  • 39、有时候,不是对方不在乎你,而是你把对方看的太重。
  • 40、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!

  • 41、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" : long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc
  • 42、愚人节后是清明节,这什么节奏啊!
  • 43、人生没有彩排,每天都是现场直播!
  • 44、脸上的快乐,别人看得到,心里的痛又有谁能感觉到。
  • 45、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 46、Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!
  • 47、喜欢你,只是让愚人节过得久了一点而已。
  • 48、星期二愚人节,老师竟然让我们去上课,越想越不对劲儿,不行,咱不能上当!
  • 49、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 50、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!

    Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!
  • 51、Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!
  • 52、谁让我过愚人节,我就让谁过清明节。
  • 53、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 54、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 55、金钱视我为粪土,我还视金钱为粪土呢!都是粪土谁怕谁啊!
  • 56、愚人节,是开着玩笑说真心话的日子。
  • 57、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 58、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
  • 59、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
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