3、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
4、If you want to know the value of money, just borrow some from others.
5、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
6、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
8、Just want to find a can bear my tears, when I am frustrated when I am happy, can let I bite shoulders.
9、你笑一次,我就可以高兴好几天;可看你哭一次,我就难过了好几年。
10、与其祈求生活平淡点,不如祈求自己强大点。
11、The three little pigs in the fight, the boss to scold: hello boring, will only send information! Second scold: you are more boring, everyday hair yellow joke! But the most boring is old, only to see not hair。
12、Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
13、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew; If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart; But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it!
14、Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
15、Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman, your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock, your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart, your eyes like a lovely panda!
16、话多不如话少,话少不如话好。
17、Love to end will end, when the time comes, you don't want to end.
18、只想找一个在我失意时可以承受我的眼泪,在我快乐时,可以让我咬一口的肩膊。
19、只想找一个在我失意时可以承受我的眼泪,在我快乐时,可以让我咬一口的肩膊。
20、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew; If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart; But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it!
21、Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love is dead have no resting-place.
22、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
23、Maybe love only because of loneliness, need to find someone to love, even without any ending.
24、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
25、There are two realms of life, pain without words, laughter without words.
26、Today's April fool's day, we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call, let me laugh, shout three shout into air, frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is, at speed。 Designation for April fool's day, fool don't do it。
28、The road of love, two people good, three people too much.
29、Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman, your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock, your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart, your eyes like a lovely panda!
30、You laugh once, I can be happy for several days; To see you cry once, I was sad for several years.
31、生活不为任何人停留,你的生活只有现在!
32、心随境转是凡夫,境随心转是圣贤。
33、结婚是爱情的坟墓,但是如果不结婚,爱情就死无葬身之地。
34、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
35、It's better to pray for your own strength than to pray for a dull life.
36、多年后仍能让你心痛的,是当年轻易放弃的真爱。
37、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
38、Today's April fool's day, we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call, let me laugh, shout three shout into air, frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is, at speed。 Designation for April fool's day, fool don't do it。
42、If you don't fight for it or grasp it, you will never have a chance.
43、Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
46、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
47、God created man to make him lonely, and create a woman is to make him more lonely.
48、The three little pigs in the fight, the boss to scold: hello boring, will only send information! Second scold: you are more boring, everyday hair yellow joke! But the most boring is old, only to see not hair。
49、There are two realms of life, pain without words, laughter without words.