为啥到了年龄就该谈恋爱？难道你活到了平均寿命就该死吗？
2023-03-30 11:41:51
1977
- 1、I scold you even, than I hit you, just know me but.
- 2、这种闲着没事干儿的滋味，比穷困潦倒更不好受。
- 3、时光会叫你看清，谁是真朋友谁是喂不熟的狗。
- 4、Grow like that, don't act like a spoiled child, easy to have the pregnancy reaction.
- 5、路上捡到了一百块钱，很开心的请室友吃了全家桶，最后发现钱是自己掉的。
- 6、大部分人一辈子只做三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺。
- 7、What kind of fool's Day confession, Tomb-sweeping Day confession is the kingly way, because if you fail, you say the ghost!
8、I am not the RMB, how can let everyone love me?
- 9、没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我。
- 10、Lonely is a person's Carnival, carnival is a group of people alone!
- 11、我的病是一个人的名字、我的命也是一个人的名字。
- 12、一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝，四个和尚斗地主，五个和尚可以去扮福娃了。
- 13、下辈子我还找你，因为除了我，你是最傻的。
- 14、贱女就是矫情，贱男就是多情。
- 15、直到有一天你会发现，真正爱你的人独自守着伤悲。
- 16、Ah! I don't care to "I love you" mistakenly sent to you. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send it back to me. Three.
- 17、我是个冷性子，对于你我却热的不得了。
18、记得小时候说得最多的一句话就是，我不跟你玩了。
- 19、Don't tear the mouth smile, you will not have dimples in the tear.
- 20、Money like dirt, but all the people are scrambling to do dirt collector.
- 21、我只是自己不放过自己而已，现在我不会再逼自己眷恋了。
- 22、Do you know well? It's OK to play a video, when it's your home TV, one by one.
- 23、我不想缺席你的未来，因为已经缺席了你的曾经。
- 24、On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.
- 25、大起大悲看清自己，大起大落看清朋友。
- 26、The most painful thing in the world is from class to class teacher Tuotang hold hold.
- 27、谎言当眼泪流下来，才知道，分开也是另一种明白。
28、In fact in the world the most faithful is money and agreed to go out together, then it will not come back with me, in vain I Taoxin Tao lung to it!
- 29、What kind of fool's Day confession, Tomb-sweeping Day confession is the kingly way, because if you fail, you say the ghost!
- 30、愚人节表白算什么，清明节表白才是王道，因为，如果失败了，你就说鬼附身了！
- 31、不爱就不爱，不要舍不得离开，让这个错误的爱情早点结束。
- 32、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱，说好的一起出门，然后它就不跟我回来，枉我掏心掏肺对它！
- 33、The day just fell asleep, received a message: the sleeping position, heavy sleep.
- 34、我想把你变成我的未来，你却想把我变成你的过去。
- 35、我蹲在这里不走等你找到我好不好，你快来呀我都要长蘑菇了。
- 36、有钱的人怕别人知道他有钱，没钱的人怕别人知道他没钱。
- 37、In fact in the world the most faithful is money and agreed to go out together, then it will not come back with me, in vain I Taoxin Tao lung to it!
38、The thought that he was very evil, and know him better than I know that there is almost No.
- 39、牵手唱因为爱情，那一刻我很幸福。
- 40、愚人节表白算什么，清明节表白才是王道，因为，如果失败了，你就说鬼附身了！
- 41、In Egypt, a man can marry four wives, and that much more tired, or china.
- 42、原以为自己挺恶的，认识了他才知道比我还善的人几乎不存在。
- 43、What kind of fool's Day confession, Tomb-sweeping Day confession is the kingly way, because if you fail, you say the ghost!
- 44、人世间最蛋疼的事儿，正在做美梦呢被尿憋醒。
- 45、In Egypt, a man can marry four wives, and that much more tired, or china.
- 46、醒是一回事，起床又是一回事。
- 47、有钱的人怕别人知道他有钱，没钱的人怕别人知道他没钱。
48、Uncle, laugh when I remember Wu mouth Oh, be careful of your teeth.
- 49、Time is right, the address is right, and the feeling is right!
- 50、世界上最幸福的事情莫过于，在想哭的时候还有人逗你笑。
- 51、The most painful thing in the world is from class to class teacher Tuotang hold hold.
- 52、I'm not familiar with Wu Bai, his brother was familiar with me two hundred and fifty.
- 53、把头扎高，把零食丢掉，把手机放下，把眼泪擦干，别折腾自己，姑娘你还有未来。
- 54、I scold you even, than I hit you, just know me but.
- 55、If I use the badger who will, I will.
