我就是我,颜色不一样的烟花,他就是他,五毛钱一捆的呲花。
2023-04-20 06:30:06
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- 1、老天,你让夏天和冬天同房了吧?生出这种鬼天气!
- 2、思想品德不及格,总比没思想好。
- 3、Money is like garbage in my hand, Nothing is right., but I use it to buy the most humble love.
- 4、The streets so many people wear so dangerous, but so safe!
5、长成那样,就不要撒娇了吧,容易让人起妊娠反应。
- 6、你总认为她多让人心疼,却忘了我也怕冷。
- 7、你说你活在自己的世界里谁也不爱,还是心里爱着一个人却始终无法向爱靠近。
- 8、The streets so many people wear so dangerous, but so safe!
- 9、时间会让我放弃曾经,我的习惯已经不再是习惯。
- 10、What are you doing up so early? The nightclub is not open yet!
- 11、When it thunders, standing under a tree, for God said, I also want to cross!
- 12、Money like dirt, but all the people are scrambling to do dirt collector.
- 13、路上捡到了一百块钱,很开心的请室友吃了全家桶,最后发现钱是自己掉的。
- 14、学霸晒成绩,女神晒自拍,土豪晒有钱,模特晒身材,老子放假回家晒太阳!
15、The most happy to go to school is: today the class teacher is not in.
- 16、我没有甜言蜜语也不会算计,所以爱我别离开我。
- 17、以后谁惹我,我就把百奇插进你的耳机口里然后再掰断。
- 18、不爱就不爱,不要舍不得离开,让这个错误的爱情早点结束。
- 19、If not beautiful, the ugly soul.
- 20、大起大悲看清自己,大起大落看清朋友。
- 21、Money is like garbage in my hand, Nothing is right., but I use it to buy the most humble love.
- 22、What kind of fool's Day confession, Tomb-sweeping Day confession is the kingly way, because if you fail, you say the ghost!
- 23、The world's most egg pain thing, is to do the dream is to wake up.
- 24、Next life I also look for you, because in addition to me, you are the most stupid.
25、The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money.
- 26、The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money.
- 27、平时骂你就算了,非要等我打你,才知道我文武双全。
- 28、If not beautiful, the ugly soul.
- 29、God, you let the summer and winter building? Give birth to this kind of weather!
- 30、你总认为她多让人心疼,却忘了我也怕冷。
- 31、如果不能美得惊人,那就丑得勾魂吧。
- 32、Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!
- 33、你那副正经的样子,貌似真的听懂人话呐!
- 34、不要说我胖,不然我会认为你在嫉妒我比你吃得好。
35、我的病是一个人的名字、我的命也是一个人的名字。
- 36、Great mercy to see yourself, see friends change radically.
- 37、On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.
- 38、我的精神分裂好了,我和我都很好。
- 39、每次在伤痛过后,总是会掩饰伤痛,还自己一堆微笑。
- 40、大起大悲看清自己,大起大落看清朋友。
- 41、What kind of fool's Day confession, Tomb-sweeping Day confession is the kingly way, because if you fail, you say the ghost!
- 42、大街上那么多人穿的那么危险,却长得那么安全!
- 43、谁若对我使用美人计,我就会将计就计。
- 44、曾经试着用微笑细数你给的伤,无奈最后泪却随微笑流出眼眶。
45、每次在伤痛过后,总是会掩饰伤痛,还自己一堆微笑。
- 46、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱,说好的一起出门,然后它就不跟我回来,枉我掏心掏肺对它!
- 47、没有人败给了爱情,却是一次次地败给了自己!
- 48、曾经试着用微笑细数你给的伤,无奈最后泪却随微笑流出眼眶。
- 49、The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money.
- 50、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱,说好的一起出门,然后它就不跟我回来,枉我掏心掏肺对它!
- 51、When it thunders, standing under a tree, for God said, I also want to cross!
- 52、大叔,笑的时候记得捂嘴巴哦,小心您的假牙。
- 53、Time is right, the address is right, and the feeling is right!
- 54、我是个冷性子,对于你我却热的不得了。
55、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱,说好的一起出门,然后它就不跟我回来,枉我掏心掏肺对它!