我就是我,颜色不一样的烟花,他就是他,五毛钱一捆的呲花。

  • 1、老天,你让夏天和冬天同房了吧?生出这种鬼天气!
  • 2、思想品德不及格,总比没思想好。
  • 3、Money is like garbage in my hand, Nothing is right., but I use it to buy the most humble love.
  • 4、The streets so many people wear so dangerous, but so safe!
  • 5、长成那样,就不要撒娇了吧,容易让人起妊娠反应。

    你总认为她多让人心疼,却忘了我也怕冷。
  • 6、你总认为她多让人心疼,却忘了我也怕冷。
  • 7、你说你活在自己的世界里谁也不爱,还是心里爱着一个人却始终无法向爱靠近。
  • 8、The streets so many people wear so dangerous, but so safe!
  • 9、时间会让我放弃曾经,我的习惯已经不再是习惯。
  • 10、What are you doing up so early? The nightclub is not open yet!
  • 11、When it thunders, standing under a tree, for God said, I also want to cross!
  • 12、Money like dirt, but all the people are scrambling to do dirt collector.
  • 13、路上捡到了一百块钱,很开心的请室友吃了全家桶,最后发现钱是自己掉的。
  • 14、学霸晒成绩,女神晒自拍,土豪晒有钱,模特晒身材,老子放假回家晒太阳!
  • 15、The most happy to go to school is: today the class teacher is not in.

  • 16、我没有甜言蜜语也不会算计,所以爱我别离开我。
  • 17、以后谁惹我,我就把百奇插进你的耳机口里然后再掰断。
  • 18、不爱就不爱,不要舍不得离开,让这个错误的爱情早点结束。
  • 19、If not beautiful, the ugly soul.
  • 大起大悲看清自己,大起大落看清朋友。
  • 20、大起大悲看清自己,大起大落看清朋友。
  • 21、Money is like garbage in my hand, Nothing is right., but I use it to buy the most humble love.
  • 22、What kind of fool's Day confession, Tomb-sweeping Day confession is the kingly way, because if you fail, you say the ghost!
  • 23、The world's most egg pain thing, is to do the dream is to wake up.
  • 24、Next life I also look for you, because in addition to me, you are the most stupid.
  • 25、The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money.

  • 26、The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money.
  • 27、平时骂你就算了,非要等我打你,才知道我文武双全。
  • 28、If not beautiful, the ugly soul.
  • 29、God, you let the summer and winter building? Give birth to this kind of weather!
  • 30、你总认为她多让人心疼,却忘了我也怕冷。
  • 31、如果不能美得惊人,那就丑得勾魂吧。
  • 32、Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!
  • 33、你那副正经的样子,貌似真的听懂人话呐!
  • 不要说我胖,不然我会认为你在嫉妒我比你吃得好。
  • 34、不要说我胖,不然我会认为你在嫉妒我比你吃得好。
  • 35、我的病是一个人的名字、我的命也是一个人的名字。

  • 36、Great mercy to see yourself, see friends change radically.
  • 37、On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.
  • 38、我的精神分裂好了,我和我都很好。
  • 39、每次在伤痛过后,总是会掩饰伤痛,还自己一堆微笑。
  • 40、大起大悲看清自己,大起大落看清朋友。
  • 41、What kind of fool's Day confession, Tomb-sweeping Day confession is the kingly way, because if you fail, you say the ghost!
  • 42、大街上那么多人穿的那么危险,却长得那么安全!
  • 43、谁若对我使用美人计,我就会将计就计。
  • 44、曾经试着用微笑细数你给的伤,无奈最后泪却随微笑流出眼眶。
  • 45、每次在伤痛过后,总是会掩饰伤痛,还自己一堆微笑。

  • 46、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱,说好的一起出门,然后它就不跟我回来,枉我掏心掏肺对它!
  • 47、没有人败给了爱情,却是一次次地败给了自己!
  • 曾经试着用微笑细数你给的伤,无奈最后泪却随微笑流出眼眶。
  • 48、曾经试着用微笑细数你给的伤,无奈最后泪却随微笑流出眼眶。
  • 49、The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money.
  • 50、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱,说好的一起出门,然后它就不跟我回来,枉我掏心掏肺对它!
  • 51、When it thunders, standing under a tree, for God said, I also want to cross!
  • 52、大叔,笑的时候记得捂嘴巴哦,小心您的假牙。
  • 53、Time is right, the address is right, and the feeling is right!
  • 54、我是个冷性子,对于你我却热的不得了。
  • 55、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱,说好的一起出门,然后它就不跟我回来,枉我掏心掏肺对它!

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