1、Don't tear the mouth smile, you will not have dimples in the tear.
2、这种闲着没事干儿的滋味，比穷困潦倒更不好受。
3、妳何時才能真正的放下，不再回憶令妳悲傷的過往。
4、The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money.
5、人世间最蛋疼的事儿，正在做美梦呢被尿憋醒。
6、You're a real person, you really understand!
7、The girl is precious, our price is higher, if there is rich in two can throw.
8、梦魇。梦中一切都是原样。现实一切都已变换了模样。
9、跟你很熟吗？没事弹个视频，当是你家电视啊，一按就出人。
10、I was Sichuan rape, the only thing I can do now is to maximize the pose of!
11、把男人的话就当放屁吧！无色、无味、但是能中毒身亡。
12、我千不该万不该最不该的，就是在不懂爱的年纪爱上你。
13、大起大悲看清自己，大起大落看清朋友。
14、我想把你变成我的未来，你却想把我变成你的过去。
15、我爱你不长，一分钟就六十秒而已。
16、Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!
17、我用尽一生一世来将你供养，只期盼你停住流转的目光。
18、大街上那么多人穿的那么危险，却长得那么安全！
19、醒是一回事，起床又是一回事。
20、跟你很熟吗？没事弹个视频，当是你家电视啊，一按就出人。
21、我千不该万不该最不该的，就是在不懂爱的年纪爱上你。
22、在埃及，一个男人可以娶四个老婆，那得多累啊，还是中国好。
23、下辈子我还找你，因为除了我，你是最傻的。
24、A monk fetching water and drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks landlords, the five monks can go to dress up as Fuwa.
25、On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.
26、If not beautiful, the ugly soul.
27、左眼跳跳，考试翘翘，手机丢掉，人都傻掉。
28、世界上最痛苦的事就是，从上课憋尿憋到下课老师还拖堂。
29、下辈子我还找你，因为除了我，你是最傻的。
30、Don't say I'm fat, or I'll think you're jealous I'm better than you.
31、梦魇。梦中一切都是原样。现实一切都已变换了模样。
32、Don't tear the mouth smile, you will not have dimples in the tear.
33、你说你活在自己的世界里谁也不爱，还是心里爱着一个人却始终无法向爱靠近。
34、Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!
35、大部分人一辈子只做三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺。
36、I am not the RMB, how can let everyone love me?
37、原以为自己挺恶的，认识了他才知道比我还善的人几乎不存在。
38、长成那样，就不要撒娇了吧，容易让人起妊娠反应。
39、If not beautiful, the ugly soul.
40、我想把你变成我的未来，你却想把我变成你的过去。
41、哭不是勇敢不勇敢，它只是一种本能
42、A monk fetching water and drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks landlords, the five monks can go to dress up as Fuwa.
43、让我以世纪为单位，陪你到世界的终结。
44、那天刚睡着，收到一个短信：睡姿不对，重睡。
45、不要说我胖，不然我会认为你在嫉妒我比你吃得好。
46、On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.
47、If I use the badger who will, I will.
48、我是个冷性子，对于你我却热的不得了。
49、贱女就是矫情，贱男就是多情。
50、God, you let the summer and winter building? Give birth to this ghost weather!
51、牵手唱因为爱情，那一刻我很幸福。
52、If I use the badger who will, I will.
53、Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!
54、The man is so lazy that nothing is left.
55、Remember when I was a little more than a word, I do not play with you.
56、Uncle, laugh when I remember Wu mouth Oh, be careful of your teeth.
