13、Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!
16、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
17、我比任何人都希望你幸福,只是想到你以后的幸福不是因为我,还是会很难过。
18、The three little pigs in the fight, the boss to scold: hello boring, will only send information! Second scold: you are more boring, everyday hair yellow joke! But the most boring is old, only to see not hair。
31、Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
32、世界是归强有力者管辖的,应当做强有力者,应当超于一切之上。
33、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
42、The three little pigs in the fight, the boss to scold: hello boring, will only send information! Second scold: you are more boring, everyday hair yellow joke! But the most boring is old, only to see not hair。