小鸟虽小,可它玩的确是整个天空。

  • 1、一个机缘认识你,两次见面留意你,三番四次约会你,七上八下挂念你,九成应是喜欢你,十分肯定我爱你。百年修到遇真爱,千年成全你和我,万事具备愿意吗。
  • 2、心语无声,却很甘甜;问候平常,却很温暖;朋友信任,却最真切;友情淡雅,却最珍重;祝福朋友:开心快乐!周末愉快!
  • 3、看你长的一副欠抽样,真是驴见驴踢,猪见猪踩。
  • 4、It is a kind of strength to have friends with a friend. It is a kind of comfort to have a friend to encourage, a friend to miss is a kind of blessing, and a friend to care is a kind of happiness.
  • 5、欢喜未必是笑话,悲伤未必是诗句。我从字里行间得到情绪,全是因着你。
  • 把生活酿成酒浆,用快乐作瓶,用微笑命名,用和谐构图,用舒畅着色,聘请看短信的你,做永远的品酒师。
  • 6、把生活酿成酒浆,用快乐作瓶,用微笑命名,用和谐构图,用舒畅着色,聘请看短信的你,做永远的品酒师。
  • 7、世界太拥挤,心里太空虚。城市的喧闹,始终不属于自我。想到你,心里就会充实。愿我最好的朋友幸福平安,快乐每一天!
  • 8、经你流年,成你过客,我俩最终结局,依旧没有在一起。

  • 9、The wind blowing, breeze not to witness of friendship; The rain water stop, wash not to drop accompanying mark; Xie, flowers bloom faded to time of youth. Friends, I wish you happiness!
  • 10、I wish you in the new year a bonanza, like cattle; the body as strong as a horse; love is sweet as milk; good luck much like the ox hair; cause steams like daniel.
  • 11、The wine bottle with a life, be happy, with a smile named, with harmonious composition, with ease shading, hire you see the message, do forever taster.
  • 12、风吹风止,拂不去友谊的见证;雨落雨停,洗不掉相伴的印痕;花开花谢,褪不去青春的年华。朋友,祝你幸福美满!
  • 13、赚钱是老子,花钱是儿子。老子挣钱很累,儿子花钱无罪。老子起早贪黑受苦,儿子消费潇洒刷卡。愿你适当消费,不要拖老子的后腿。
  • 14、如果回忆也可以成为一瓶罐头,我希望它永不过期;如果非要加上一个期限个话,我希望是:一万年!
  • 15、少在我面前拽的跟二五八万似的,摆好POSE在装逼!
  • 16、我想起你描述梦想天堂的样子,手指着远方画出一栋一栋房子。
  • 17、要不是老师说不能乱扔垃圾,不然偶早把你扔出去。
  • 18、PS:早上六点了!不写了不写!太困!其实女人要哄,但不要宠这是男人们从长期生活中积累起来的经验!哄,不是骗,虽然哄和骗这两个字常常连在一起,叫哄骗。但哄和骗毕竟还是有区别的。男人哄女人,其实也就跟大人哄孩子差不多是一样的。聪明的男人知道女人身上的弱点,也知道女人好哄的道理,往往会用一张嘴巴把个女人像哄孩子一样,女人就是永远都需要恭维滴,永远需要你的美言,需要你夸大的赞赏。套用我一句长说的话吧!

  • 19、我发誓,以前发的誓从现在开始都取消!我发誓以后再也不发誓了!
  • The earth knows firmamental sincerity, because of rain; the coast knows the sincerity of sea, because of tidal fondle; I know your sincerity, because of Xinyu transfer.
  • 20、The earth knows firmamental sincerity, because of rain; the coast knows the sincerity of sea, because of tidal fondle; I know your sincerity, because of Xinyu transfer.
  • 21、你也够蠢的啊!一眼被人就看出来屎傻子了啊!
  • 22、你我相拥倾听新年的钟声犹如年轮的呼吸,簇拥着我们共同的梦,满心的爱意化作真挚的祝福新年快乐!
  • 23、不管未来有多遥远,成长的路上有你有我;不管相逢在什么时候,我们是永远的朋友。
  • 24、爱一个人不一定要用语言表达出来,就算是行动也要爱的更彻底。
  • 25、You and I listen to the new year's bell, like the breath of the ring, the dream of our common dream and the sincere love to be a sincere blessing to the new year.
  • 26、拿个镜子照照您那走形,瞅瞅长大可不可以当歌星,呵呵,没夸你,我说的是哥伦比亚的大猩猩,真像诶。
  • 27、一朋友她老公是律师,专打离婚官司。
  • 28、你我相拥倾听新年的钟声犹如年轮的呼吸,簇拥着我们共同的梦,满心的爱意化作真挚的祝福新年快乐!

  • 29、It is a kind of strength to have friends with a friend. It is a kind of comfort to have a friend to encourage, a friend to miss is a kind of blessing, and a friend to care is a kind of happiness.
  • 30、永远有多远?你小子就给我滚多远!
  • 31、你光着身子追我两公里,我回一次头都算我是流氓!
  • 32、小舟在青春的港口起航,我们暂时分手,满载着理想和追求。重新相聚在何时?将在那丰收的时候!
  • 33、郑重申明:本人QQ被盗!如叫你汇款请直接大骂。
  • 郁闷是微尘,轻飘飘无处不在,忽略却如常生活;快乐是空气,静悄悄如影随形,没有就不能呼吸。亲爱的朋友,快乐工作,健康生活!
  • 34、郁闷是微尘,轻飘飘无处不在,忽略却如常生活;快乐是空气,静悄悄如影随形,没有就不能呼吸。亲爱的朋友,快乐工作,健康生活!
  • 35、朋友是梦相互惦念,朋友是金永远灿烂;朋友是缘一世相牵,朋友是路越走越走宽;朋友是福吉祥无边。
  • 36、When it comes to rainy days, please smile and worry, run around, keep your mood around, keep your mood in good mood, enjoy your life and send messages to you.
  • 37、由于森林面积不断减少,狮子规定每只动物只能有一间房子。不久,兔子被捕了,原因是狡兔三窟。蜜蜂知道了,想了想,回家自杀了。。。
  • 38、想你想的饭都吃不下,太恶心了!

  • 39、Day give you warm, the month give you warm, the star give you romantic, give you fresh wind, the rain moist for you, give you a perfect snow, frost crystal clear to you, I give you blessings!
  • 40、Numerous hills and streams difficult to give gifts, Clockwork SMS bless you, healthy and beautiful always accompany you, likes you fancy money billion to follow you, friends are always bless you.
  • 41、The wine bottle with a life, be happy, with a smile named, with harmonious composition, with ease shading, hire you see the message, do forever taster.
  • 42、听你说话,一种智商上的优越感油然而生!
  • 43、再不疯狂我们就开学了,再不写作业我们就完了。
  • 44、Xinyu silent, but very sweet; the usual greetings, but very warm; friends trust, but the most sincere friendship; elegant, but most cherished friends: happy blessing! Have a great weekend!
  • 45、遗憾留下来的是后悔,眼泪留下来的是心痛,离别留下来的是思念,结局留下来的是追忆。
  • 46、见过不少长得丑的,真心没见过你这样的,比猪圈里的猪都难看!
  • 47、不管未来有多遥远,成长的路上有你有我;不管相逢在什么时候,我们是永远的朋友。
  • When you are alone, the wind is my singing, and I hope it can give you a moment's comfort. When you are proud, raindrops are my alarm bell, and I hope it can make you get eternal humility.

    48、When you are alone, the wind is my singing, and I hope it can give you a moment's comfort. When you are proud, raindrops are my alarm bell, and I hope it can make you get eternal humility.

  • 49、你这个可怕的外星人,来地球拼事业?
  • 50、半夜三更、厕所无灯、你去解手、掉进茅坑、与虫搏斗、与屎竞争、无人救你、壮烈牺牲。
  • 51、不在乎女人这五点的男人,应该会找到一个自己满意的女人:不在乎是不是处女。不在乎生不生孩子。不在乎会不会做家务。不在乎长的漂不漂亮。不在乎以前是不是女人。。
  • 52、老公:拆一对成全两对,积德行善。
  • 53、告诉你一个秘密,请先看后面,再看左边,再右边,好了好了,拜托不要拿着手机东张西望好不好!
  • 54、你头也不回,带走了我的一切,从此我的心,荒芜在下雪边界。
  • 55、就算你再不好意思也别把**当脸用,用**对着别人不礼貌啊!
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