Not situation makes people, but people make situation

  • 1、Something directly to Ben theme, do not take your ignorance, challenge my blacklist。有事直接奔主题, 不要拿你的无知, 挑战我的黑名单。
  • 2、Devil killer body, a large wavy golden hair shine, slender legs wearing a yellow goose miniskirts, show figure of the perfect。魔鬼般惹火的身材,一头大波浪形金黄卷发发出耀眼的光芒,修长的大腿穿着一条鹅黄色的超短迷你裙,显出身材的完美绝伦。
  • 3、Devil killer body, a large wavy golden hair shine, slender legs wearing a yellow goose miniskirts, show figure of the perfect。魔鬼般惹火的身材,一头大波浪形金黄卷发发出耀眼的光芒,修长的大腿穿着一条鹅黄色的超短迷你裙,显出身材的完美绝伦。
  • 4、A mature person can often find fewer and fewer people to blame, because everyone has difficulties。一个成熟的人往往发觉可以责怪的人越来越少,因为人人都有难处。
  • 5、I too admire my own, and sometimes look in the mirror gave their kowtow。我太佩服我自己了、有时候照镜子的时候都给自己磕头
  • 说你白痴你还认识字,说你傻瓜你还知道生气,说你笨蛋你还知道回短信,说你木头你还知道看手机!祝你愚人节快乐!
  • 6、说你白痴你还认识字,说你傻瓜你还知道生气,说你笨蛋你还知道回短信,说你木头你还知道看手机!祝你愚人节快乐!
  • 7、Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!
  • 8、元宵节将至,送你几盏名贵的灯笼:橘灯、绢灯、五彩羊皮灯、无骨麦秸灯、走马灯、孔明灯,灯灯照亮你的前程,祝你身体健康,事事顺风!
  • 9、Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named: Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day!
  • 10、You are the most beautiful in my eyes, aquiline nose mouth, toad rat eyes round, a mouth, under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day!

  • 11、Dear you really can't afford to, slept at 10 o 'clock, five meals bowl bottom, no one can than weight, gave the pigs, look at the messages happy April fool's day。
  • 12、Love is not a refuge, refuge then want to go, they will be driven out。爱情不是避难所,想进去避难的话,是会被赶出来的。
  • 13、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean, great in the desert; Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small, great in the chickens; You are infinitesimal in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
  • 14、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance, with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth, in think you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
  • 15、从前有一姑娘叫乔妮娜,她和一个叫沙德的相爱了,他们在一起看星星。当流星划过天空时,他们将这颗流星命名为:乔妮娜沙德星。祝您愚人节快乐!
  • 16、Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named: Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day!
  • 17、Eye for you the rain, but their heart for you umbrella。眼睛为你下着雨,心却为你撑着伞
  • Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!
  • 18、Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!
  • 19、一滴水在海洋中渺小,在沙漠中伟大;丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小,在鸡群中伟大;你在人群中渺小,在猪圈伟大!
  • 20、Can take away the love, it is not called love。能被抢走的爱人,那不叫爱人。

  • 21、A friend of the depth of trust, not you will not see him laugh, but to see you willing to cry in front of him。对一个朋友信任的深浅,不是看你会不会对他笑,而是看你愿不愿意当着他的面哭。
  • 22、Send you a love dumplings, the underlying life safe, middle endless blessing, filled with wealth geely, around the top covered with happy and happiness forever!
  • 23、Drive away the sadness of heart, bring sweet embrace; Expulsion of job is fatigue, let carefree to replace; Forget about the trouble of life, the good luck to spread。 I wishes for Lantern Festival, I wish you a happy, good dream!
  • 24、First love is new version; Is rekindling retrofit; Premarital cohabitation is trial version; Wedding night is genuine; Rib is a collector; Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition; Wife seduce people is piracy。
  • 25、Someone always care of you, there is someone thinking of you all the time。 Lantern Festival of lights, is the eye of an your smiling love。 It compose in sparking starshanging on the curtain of my heart。
  • 26、Sons of light shone night such as day, and fireworks bursts desire, longteng lion dances the has, the universe, gongs rang as I in line, crowded crowded streets, lantern riddle so sudden, spring breeze invited you yuanxiao。 Happy Lantern Festival!
  • 27、过了元宵节,朋友去上学,特在元宵节到来之际,把欢笑写在你的脸上,把祝福装进你的书包,把快乐凝在你的笔端,把幸运带在你的身边,从元宵节走向美好明天!
  • 28、一大学生被敌人抓了,敌人把他绑在了电线杆上,然后问他:说,你是哪里的?不说就电死你!大学生回了敌人一句话,结果被电死了,他说:我是电大的!
  • 29、一滴水在海洋中渺小,在沙漠中伟大;丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小,在鸡群中伟大;你在人群中渺小,在猪圈伟大!
  • 正月十五月儿圆,万家欢乐闹团圆;花灯点燃新希望,幸福汤圆把甜传;传递思念送祝福,品尝友谊心温暖。祝元宵节快乐!

    30、正月十五月儿圆,万家欢乐闹团圆;花灯点燃新希望,幸福汤圆把甜传;传递思念送祝福,品尝友谊心温暖。祝元宵节快乐!

  • 31、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 32、元宵节到了,送您一碗汤圆,将圆起一场事业的美梦,圆出温暖如春的爱情,圆得家人幸福的团聚,圆来新一年精彩的运程!元宵快乐!
  • 33、Infants round, the flowers, take good care of yourself to health; The fish to swim, birds call, wish you ha ha laugh every day; Hand book, cup of wine, I wish you good luck every day! More happy, less sad, happy yuanxiao, trouble run away!
  • 34、First love is new version; Is rekindling retrofit; Premarital cohabitation is trial version; Wedding night is genuine; Rib is a collector; Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition; Wife seduce people is piracy。
  • 35、Enthusiasm is a beautiful secret。 No warm beauty is unattractive。热情是美丽的秘密。没有热情的美丽是没有吸引力的。
  • 36、从前有一姑娘叫乔妮娜,她和一个叫沙德的相爱了,他们在一起看星星。当流星划过天空时,他们将这颗流星命名为:乔妮娜沙德星。祝您愚人节快乐!
  • 37、Enthusiasm is a beautiful secret。 No warm beauty is unattractive。热情是美丽的秘密。没有热情的美丽是没有吸引力的。
  • 38、Something directly to Ben theme, do not take your ignorance, challenge my blacklist。有事直接奔主题, 不要拿你的无知, 挑战我的黑名单。
  • 39、Someone always care of you, there is someone thinking of you all the time。 Lantern Festival of lights, is the eye of an your smiling love。 It compose in sparking starshanging on the curtain of my heart。
  • 40、The fifteenth day of the moon is round, m happy reunion; Lanterns lit new hope, tangyuan hand; the sweet happiness Pass to wishing you, taste friendship heart warm。 I wish a happy Lantern Festival!

  • 41、The Lantern Festival is coming, send you a bowl of dumplings, dream of going to round up a career, round out the warm love, to family happy reunion, round to the New Year good fortune! Yuanxiao is happy!
  • Do not do the biggest difference is: the latter has the right to comment on the former。做与不做的最大区别是:后者拥有对前者的评论权。
  • 42、Do not do the biggest difference is: the latter has the right to comment on the former。做与不做的最大区别是:后者拥有对前者的评论权。
  • 43、Devil killer body, a large wavy golden hair shine, slender legs wearing a yellow goose miniskirts, show figure of the perfect。魔鬼般惹火的身材,一头大波浪形金黄卷发发出耀眼的光芒,修长的大腿穿着一条鹅黄色的超短迷你裙,显出身材的完美绝伦。
  • 44、正月十五月初圆,神州大地人人欢。鞭炮声声在耳畔,家人团聚品汤圆。珠圆玉润汤圆美,颗颗汤圆味道鲜。汤圆代表我心愿,全家幸福又平安。祝元宵节快乐无限!
  • 45、Enthusiasm is a beautiful secret。 No warm beauty is unattractive。热情是美丽的秘密。没有热情的美丽是没有吸引力的。
  • 46、The fifteenth day of the moon is round, m happy reunion; Lanterns lit new hope, tangyuan hand; the sweet happiness Pass to wishing you, taste friendship heart warm。 I wish a happy Lantern Festival!
  • 47、Infants round, the flowers, take good care of yourself to health; The fish to swim, birds call, wish you ha ha laugh every day; Hand book, cup of wine, I wish you good luck every day! More happy, less sad, happy yuanxiao, trouble run away!
  • 48、Love is not a refuge, refuge then want to go, they will be driven out。爱情不是避难所,想进去避难的话,是会被赶出来的。
  • 49、初恋情人是全新版;旧情复燃是翻新版;婚前同居是试用版;新婚之夜是正版;金屋藏娇是珍藏版;爱上寡妇是修订版;勾引人妻是盗版。
  • 50、月儿圆,花儿香,保重身体要健康;鱼儿游,鸟儿叫,愿你天天哈哈笑;手中书,杯中酒,祝你好运天天有!欢乐多,忧愁少,祝元宵快乐,烦恼跑掉!

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