The 2016 New Year, send you a big birthday cake; Would you please first make a wish, I'll help you cut the cake; Cut to sadness, cut off the busy, failed to cut off the trouble。 I wish you a happy New Year's day。

  • 1、Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself. This is a trick life plays on philosophy of life.
  • 2、听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。
  • 3、人有二亩田,白天的一亩田是填饱肚子,晚上的一亩田是耕种自己的未来。
  • 4、Please don't take me back to moderate little by little he had, I helpless.
  • 5、今天应做的事没有做,明天再早也是耽误了。
  • 不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!
  • 6、不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!
  • 7、尊敬的客户,你好:由于雨天,导致系统故障,为不影响您的正常通讯,请将手机置放在水中!谢谢合作!
  • 8、If winter comes , can spring be far behind ?

  • 9、不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!
  • 10、愚人节要到了,为了愚你同乐,我愚重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信,愿你做个快乐的愉人:能力绰绰有愚,做人无愧愚心;生活如愚得水。
  • 11、Youth means limitless possibilities.
  • 12、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 13、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 14、快乐不是拥有的太多,而是计较的太少。
  • 15、肤浅的人相信运气,而成功的第一秘诀是自信。
  • 16、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 17、 Suffering is the most powerful teacher of life.
  • 18、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!

    April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 19、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 20、二十岁时起支配作用的是意志,三十岁时是机智,四十岁时是判断。(美国总统 富兰克林 . B.)
  • 21、Can't do the most happy, but must do the most authentic self.
  • 22、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 23、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 24、True mastery of any skill takes a lifetime.
  • 25、第一步是最关键的一步。
  • 26、Decide a person's life, and the entire fate, is just a blink.
  • 27、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 28、决定一个人的一生,以及整个命运的,只是一瞬之间。

  • 29、苦难是人生最伟大的老师。
  • 30、If a treat every day of my life is like the last day of life to treat, the life will be more wonderful.
  • 31、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 请别带着我一点一点的回温和他曾经的片段,我会无奈。
  • 32、请别带着我一点一点的回温和他曾经的片段,我会无奈。
  • 33、工欲善其事,必先利其器。
  • 34、There is no royal road to learning.
  • 35、听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。
  • 36、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 37、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" : long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc
  • 38、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。

  • 39、一个人要用他所爱的东西有多好来衡量。
  • 40、People have 2 acres of fields, a mu field is to eat during the day, night a mu tian is plowing his future.
  • 41、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
  • 42、愚人节要到了,为了愚你同乐,我愚重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信,愿你做个快乐的愉人:能力绰绰有愚,做人无愧愚心;生活如愚得水。
  • 43、如果你竭尽全力,你就不用担心失败。
  • 44、Do one thing at a time, and do well.
  • 这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
  • 45、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
  • 46、For man is man and master of his fate.
  • 47、True mastery of any skill takes a lifetime.
  • 48、Life is like an article, only after carefully modified many times, to constantly improve.

  • 49、艰难困苦出能人。
  • 50、Journey of a thousand miles begins with single step.
  • 51、一次只做一件事,做到!
  • 52、人就是人,是自己命运的主人。
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