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  • 1、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
  • 2、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 3、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" : long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc
  • 4、Without a friend, also don't have too many friends.
  • 5、Who were you, an insignificant little girl, to chase me from the place I wanted to be? (Edward)你是谁?不就是一个不起眼的小女孩儿吗?哪能让你把我从我喜欢待的地方赶走呢?
  • Bring on the shacklesI’m your prisoner。 (Edward)把镣铐拿来我让你俘虏了。

    6、Bring on the shacklesI’m your prisoner。 (Edward)把镣铐拿来我让你俘虏了。

  • 7、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 8、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
  • 9、If I’d ever feared death before in his presence, it was nothing compared to how I felt now。 (Bella)要说我以前在他面前怕死过,可要与此刻的感觉相比,那简直算不上什么了。
  • 10、在紧急时舍弃你的朋友不可信赖。
  • 11、When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end。 (Bella)当生活给了你一个远远超过你期望的美梦,那么,当这一期结束时,也就没有理由再去伤心。
  • 12、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 13、很多显得像朋友的人其实不是朋友,而很多是朋友的并不显得像朋友。
  • 14、Today are you going to beat people, or to be whole, wish you happy April fool's day! Comes but once a year, both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment!
  • 15、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
  • 16、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" : long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc

  • 17、Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise? (Edward)你还觉得头晕吗?是因为刚才奔跑,还是我亲吻的技术太好?
  • 18、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 19、Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise? (Edward)你还觉得头晕吗?是因为刚才奔跑,还是我亲吻的技术太好?
  • Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 20、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 21、千林风雨莺求友,万里云天雁断行。
  • 22、Bring on the shacklesI’m your prisoner。 (Edward)把镣铐拿来我让你俘虏了。
  • 23、千林风雨莺求友,万里云天雁断行。
  • 24、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 25、重要的不在于你是谁生的,而在于你跟谁交朋友。
  • 26、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" : long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc

  • 27、What's important is not who you are, but who is that you make friends with.
  • 28、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 29、Only you could get in trouble in a town this small。 You would have devastated their crime rate statistics for a decade, you know。 (Edward)只有你才会在这么小的一个城市里遇到麻烦。你知道吗,你本来会打破他们十年来的犯罪率统计数据的。
  • 30、It’s twilight。 It’s the safest time of day for us。 The easiest time。 But also the saddest, in a waythe end of another day, the return of the night。 Darkness is so predictable, don’t you think? (Edward)已经是傍晚了。这是一天中对我们最安全的时刻,最轻松的时刻,在某种程度上,
  • 31、Shall I explain how you are tempting me? (Edward)用我解释你什么地方让我动心了吗?
  • 32、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!
  • 33、Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone I loved。 Noble, even。 That ought to count for something。 (Bella)这无疑是个不错的死法,死在别人我所钟爱的人的家里,甚至可以说,轰轰烈烈。这应该算是死得其所。
  • This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
  • 34、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
  • 35、A man without a friend is only half a man.
  • 36、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!

  • 37、I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster。 (Jacob)我估计连坦克都拿那老怪物没办法。
  • 38、Bring on the shacklesI’m your prisoner。 (Edward)把镣铐拿来我让你俘虏了。
  • 39、Common sense told me I should be terrified。 Instead, I was relieved to finally understand。 And I was filled with compassion for his suffering, even now, as he confessed his craving to take my life。 (Bella)按常理说,我应该感到害怕才对,可我却为能揭开这一谜底感到轻松。我十分同情他所经历的所有这些痛苦,哪怕
  • 40、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 41、I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster。 (Jacob)我估计连坦克都拿那老怪物没办法。
  • 42、Timid people, will send a friend to the executioner.
  • 43、不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!
  • 44、What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me! (Edward)你叫我拿你如何是好呢?昨天我吻你,你打我!今天你又昏过去了!
  • 45、你若聪明,莫把那人当做朋友,假如他和你的敌人交情深厚。
  • 46、His voice was like melting honey。 I could imagine how much more overwhelming his eyes would be。 (Bella)他的声音甜得跟蜂蜜似的。我可以想像出他的眼神的杀伤力不知还要比这大多少。

  • 47、Timid people, will send a friend to the executioner.
  • 尊敬的客户,你好:由于雨天,导致系统故障,为不影响您的正常通讯,请将手机置放在水中!谢谢合作!
  • 48、尊敬的客户,你好:由于雨天,导致系统故障,为不影响您的正常通讯,请将手机置放在水中!谢谢合作!
  • 49、Who were you, an insignificant little girl, to chase me from the place I wanted to be? (Edward)你是谁?不就是一个不起眼的小女孩儿吗?哪能让你把我从我喜欢待的地方赶走呢?
  • 50、千林风雨莺求友,万里云天雁断行。
  • 51、在紧急时舍弃你的朋友不可信赖。
  • 52、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 53、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!
  • 54、听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。
  • 55、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 56、Friendship is always a virtue for, not the assistant of evil.

  • 57、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" : long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc
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