坐教室无聊时,我每次幻想过吊扇旋转下来的血腥场面。

    1、八戒不要以为你站在灯塔下就是夜明猪了。

  • 2、有一种人只做两件事你成功了,他妒嫉你;你失败了,他笑话你。
  • 3、一杯烈酒一口孤独
  • 4、鬼魅╰☆╮潮人
  • 5、每个家长都有时差,明明才点偏要说点半。
  • ╭情剩〃
  • 6、╭情剩〃
  • 7、真爱就像鬼一样,信的人那么多,看见的人那么少。
  • 8、一声问候就是一段缘分的开始,一场相逢就是一篇美丽的传说,一次点击就是一部动听的神话,一段交流就是一首优美的旋律。
  • 9、听说看武打片能减肥,因为里面经常说,你快受(瘦)死吧!
  • 10、╭情剩〃
  • 11、每一天都是新的;笑容每一天都是真的;问候每一天都是纯的;祝福每句都是深的;愿你开心快乐快乐!

  • 12、The wine bottle with a life, be happy, with a smile named, with harmonious composition, with ease shading, hire you see the message, do forever taster.
  • 13、幸福就是,早安后的早餐,到晚餐后的晚安,你都在。
  • 14、The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the cloud is flowing, the song is free, the love is the heart, the love is crazy, the sky is eternal, you are unforgettable.
  • 15、就算我跟你讲人话你也未必听得懂,出门时,一定要佩戴避雷针,防患于未然。
  • 16、Xinyu silent, but very sweet; the usual greetings, but very warm; friends trust, but the most sincere friendship; elegant, but most cherished friends: happy blessing! Have a great weekend!
  • 17、我不太肯定我的方向,但是我希望自己能走的远一点。
  • 18、男人混得好,头发向后倒;女人混得好,衣服穿得少。
  • 19、You and I listen to the new year's bell, like the breath of the ring, the dream of our common dream and the sincere love to be a sincere blessing to the new year.
  • The vast sea of people, you are the only thing I can not put down, but also I can not be able to forget the helpless, no matter you go to the ends of the earth, I will bless you!
  • 20、The vast sea of people, you are the only thing I can not put down, but also I can not be able to forget the helpless, no matter you go to the ends of the earth, I will bless you!
  • 21、人之初,性本善,你掏钱,我吃饭。

  • 22、愿你是风,鼓起希望的帆;愿你是船,冲开未来的波澜;生活就在前方微笑,勇敢的走上前去,将彩色的人生拥抱。祝你好!
  • 23、两个人在一起,只要有一个人是主动的,都会带动另一个人的。
  • 24、When it comes to rainy days, please smile and worry, run around, keep your mood around, keep your mood in good mood, enjoy your life and send messages to you.
  • 25、世界太拥挤,心里太空虚。城市的喧闹,始终不属于自我。想到你,心里就会充实。愿我最好的朋友幸福平安,快乐每一天!
  • 26、下雨天来到,请面带微笑,烦恼都冲跑,快乐身边绕,保持心情好,生活乐逍遥,短信送祝福,愿你天天开心,时时快乐,一生幸福。
  • 27、朋友是梦相互惦念,朋友是金永远灿烂;朋友是缘一世相牵,朋友是路越走越走宽;朋友是福吉祥无边。
  • 28、╭情剩〃
  • 29、染指流年之间,我学习并领悟了怎样用一个旁观者的姿态来诠释一切。
  • 30、If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you an East China Sea. If a star represents a joy, I will send you a galaxy. If a tree represents a yearning, I will send you a forest.
  • 31、执子之手,方知子丑,泪流满面,子不走我走。

  • 32、泪染胭脂
  • 33、生命的等同价值,没有高低贵贱之分。
  • 请给我1颗心丶
  • 34、请给我1颗心丶
  • 35、It is a kind of strength to have friends with a friend. It is a kind of comfort to have a friend to encourage, a friend to miss is a kind of blessing, and a friend to care is a kind of happiness.
  • 36、社会是一部书,让我们刻苦地去攻读它,去领会它的深切含意,再去续写它的新篇。
  • 37、无语就是法官问:你为什么印假钞?罪犯说:真钞我不会印。
  • 38、愿你是风,鼓起希望的帆;愿你是船,冲开未来的波澜;生活就在前方微笑,勇敢的走上前去,将彩色的人生拥抱。祝你好!
  • 39、隐身守侯
  • 40、都说我长得像周润发,其实我像刘德华。
  • 41、No matter how far the future is, you have me on the way of growing up. No matter when we meet, we are forever friends.

  • 42、世界上最感动人的话不是我爱你、而是你瘦了,世界上最伤人的话、不是我恨你、而是你胖了。
  • 43、回不到最初看不到未来
  • 44、说贱都不能衬托出你贱的本质,你已经贱的不能用贱来形容了。
  • 45、幸福就是,早安后的早餐,到晚餐后的晚安,你都在。
  • 46、执子之手,方知子丑,泪流满面,子不走我走。
  • 47、没有访问权的空间我这辈子都不会再进
  • 人之初,性本善,你掏钱,我吃饭。
  • 48、人之初,性本善,你掏钱,我吃饭。
  • 49、神经病依旧恶化
  • 50、每一个闷骚的人,都有一个极为正经的外表。
  • 51、千山万水难送礼,发条短信祝福你,健康美丽常伴你,财神老爷看上你,金钱上亿跟着你,朋友时刻祝福你。

  • 52、The day gives you warm, the moon gives you warm, the star gives you romantic, the wind gives you refreshing, the rain gives you moisten, the snow gives you perfect, the frost gives you crystal clear, I give you the blessing!
  • 53、把生活酿成酒浆,用快乐作瓶,用微笑命名,用和谐构图,用舒畅着色,聘请看短信的你,做永远的品酒师。
  • 54、The wind blowing, breeze not to witness of friendship; The rain water stop, wash not to drop accompanying mark; Xie, flowers bloom faded to time of youth. Friends, I wish you happiness!
  • 55、The world is too crowded and the space is empty. The noise of the city does not belong to the self. Think of you, the heart will be full. May my best friend be happy and happy every day!
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