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  • 1、You are the most beautiful in my eyes, aquiline nose mouth, toad rat eyes round, a mouth, under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day!
  • 2、Buy some underwear, write the name of a colleague, thrown on the floor of the office bathroom。
  • 3、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 4、从别人的办公室里拿走点什么,并留下一封勒索信。
  • 5、First love is new version; Is rekindling retrofit; Premarital cohabitation is trial version; Wedding night is genuine; Rib is a collector; Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition; Wife seduce people is piracy。
  • 春天,我会送你一个笑脸,让你辗转难眠,春天,我会送你一些小诗,让你浮想联翩,春天,我会送你一次心跳,让你愚人节过的比谁都快乐。
  • 6、春天,我会送你一个笑脸,让你辗转难眠,春天,我会送你一些小诗,让你浮想联翩,春天,我会送你一次心跳,让你愚人节过的比谁都快乐。
  • 7、从别人的办公室里拿走点什么,并留下一封勒索信。
  • 8、一滴水在海洋中渺小,在沙漠中伟大;丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小,在鸡群中伟大;你在人群中渺小,在猪圈伟大!
  • 9、From someone's office to take away something, and leave a blackmail letter。

  • 10、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean, great in the desert; Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small, great in the chickens; You are infinitesimal in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
  • 11、On someone else's pen off oil, pen will not write a word。
  • 12、Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named: Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day!
  • 13、Make up a fake news, let different people with the same person said。
  • 14、在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油,笔就会写不出字。
  • 15、You are the most beautiful in my eyes, aquiline nose mouth, toad rat eyes round, a mouth, under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day!
  • 16、买些内衣,写上一个同事的名字,扔在办公室的洗手间地板上。
  • 17、Make up a fake news, let different people with the same person said。
  • 18、Buy some underwear, write the name of a colleague, thrown on the floor of the office bathroom。
  • 19、从别人的办公室里拿走点什么,并留下一封勒索信。

    一大学生被敌人抓了,敌人把他绑在了电线杆上,然后问他:说,你是哪里的?不说就电死你!大学生回了敌人一句话,结果被电死了,他说:我是电大的!
  • 20、一大学生被敌人抓了,敌人把他绑在了电线杆上,然后问他:说,你是哪里的?不说就电死你!大学生回了敌人一句话,结果被电死了,他说:我是电大的!
  • 21、春天,我会送你一个笑脸,让你辗转难眠,春天,我会送你一些小诗,让你浮想联翩,春天,我会送你一次心跳,让你愚人节过的比谁都快乐。
  • 22、In spring, I will send you a smiling face, tossing and turning to let you, in the spring, I will send you a little poem, let you to extrapolate, spring, I will send you a heart, let you ratio who all happy April fool's day。
  • 23、在别人车上留张便条,为一起从没实际发生事故道歉。
  • 24、编一个假消息,让不同的人去跟同一个人说。
  • 25、在洗手间唯一的马桶前放一条裤子和一双鞋,看上去始终有人在用。
  • 26、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance, with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth, in think you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
  • 27、In spring, I will send you a smiling face, tossing and turning to let you, in the spring, I will send you a little poem, let you to extrapolate, spring, I will send you a heart, let you ratio who all happy April fool's day。
  • 28、编一个假消息,让不同的人去跟同一个人说。
  • 29、在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油,笔就会写不出字。

  • 30、在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油,笔就会写不出字。
  • 31、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
  • 32、在杯底粘上一块磁铁,放到车顶上,开着车四处兜风。
  • 33、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean, great in the desert; Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small, great in the chickens; You are infinitesimal in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
  • In spring, I will send you a smiling face, tossing and turning to let you, in the spring, I will send you a little poem, let you to extrapolate, spring, I will send you a heart, let you ratio who all happy April fool's day。
  • 34、In spring, I will send you a smiling face, tossing and turning to let you, in the spring, I will send you a little poem, let you to extrapolate, spring, I will send you a heart, let you ratio who all happy April fool's day。
  • 35、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance, with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth, in think you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
  • 36、You are the most beautiful in my eyes, aquiline nose mouth, toad rat eyes round, a mouth, under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day!
  • 37、把食品藏在垃圾桶里,有人经过时抓出来吃。
  • 38、一滴水在海洋中渺小,在沙漠中伟大;丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小,在鸡群中伟大;你在人群中渺小,在猪圈伟大!
  • 39、一大学生被敌人抓了,敌人把他绑在了电线杆上,然后问他:说,你是哪里的?不说就电死你!大学生回了敌人一句话,结果被电死了,他说:我是电大的!

  • 40、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean, great in the desert; Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small, great in the chickens; You are infinitesimal in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
  • 41、Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!
  • 42、Stick on a magnet in the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof, drove around for a ride。
  • 43、Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!
  • 44、从别人的办公室里拿走点什么,并留下一封勒索信。
  • 45、Leave a note on others car, apologize for never actually occurred accident。
  • 46、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance, with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth, in think you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
  • 47、Make up a fake news, let different people with the same person said。
  • 编一个假消息,让不同的人去跟同一个人说。
  • 48、编一个假消息,让不同的人去跟同一个人说。
  • 49、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance, with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth, in think you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。

  • 50、Hid food in the garbage can, someone passes out to eat。
  • 51、Leave a note on others car, apologize for never actually occurred accident。
  • 52、在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油,笔就会写不出字。
  • 53、一大学生被敌人抓了,敌人把他绑在了电线杆上,然后问他:说,你是哪里的?不说就电死你!大学生回了敌人一句话,结果被电死了,他说:我是电大的!
  • 54、一滴水在海洋中渺小,在沙漠中伟大;丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小,在鸡群中伟大;你在人群中渺小,在猪圈伟大!
  • 55、Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named: Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day!
  • 56、亲爱的你真不起,每天睡到十点起、餐餐五碗都见底,体重没人能比,送给看短信的那头猪,愚人节快乐。
  • 57、Stick on a magnet in the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof, drove around for a ride。
  • 58、The only toilet in the bathroom before put on a pair of trousers and a pair of shoes, it seems that someone is always in use。
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