Real girls aren’t perfect。 Perfect girls aren’t real。

  • 1、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 2、The same thing, and would like to open is heaven, he took things too hard is hell.
  • 3、Care for and bless others silently, it is a kind of invisible alms.
  • 4、The same thing, and would like to open is heaven, he took things too hard is hell.
  • 5、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 好问的人,只做了五分种的愚人;耻于发问的人,终身为愚人。
  • 6、好问的人,只做了五分种的愚人;耻于发问的人,终身为愚人。
  • 7、我们中国祖师大德们常说,爱不重不生娑婆,念不一不生净土。
  • 8、We should put down to the money and power, rather than itself.
  • 9、听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。

  • 10、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 11、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 12、Be good, is a kind heart; Do a nice guy, is a fickle face.
  • 13、We should put down to the money and power, rather than itself.
  • 14、愚人节要到了,为了愚你同乐,我愚重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信,愿你做个快乐的愉人:能力绰绰有愚,做人无愧愚心;生活如愚得水。
  • 15、A little knowledge of the people, the more humble; Well informed person with ability. You must be modest.
  • 16、眼睛所能看到的地方,就是你会到达的地方。
  • 17、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
  • 18、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 19、The same thing, and would like to open is heaven, he took things too hard is hell.

    以往所有的努力和汗水,都是明天成功的机遇和本钱。
  • 20、以往所有的努力和汗水,都是明天成功的机遇和本钱。
  • 21、世界上那些最容易的事情中,拖延时间最不费力。
  • 22、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 23、爱人先自爱,自爱先自觉,自觉先自省,自省先自悟。
  • 24、Maybe you listened to, but you definitely don't remember, harbored.
  • 25、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 26、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" : long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc
  • 27、Care for and bless others silently, it is a kind of invisible alms.
  • 28、不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!
  • 29、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!

  • 30、The most easy thing in the world, the delay time is the least effort.
  • 31、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!
  • 32、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
  • 33、We China's father, a teacher is often said that "love is not heavy not retinues, read differ not gave birth to the pure land".
  • 做好人,靠的是一颗善良的心;做老好人,靠的是一张善变的脸。
  • 34、做好人,靠的是一颗善良的心;做老好人,靠的是一张善变的脸。
  • 35、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
  • 36、不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!
  • 37、做好人,靠的是一颗善良的心;做老好人,靠的是一张善变的脸。
  • 38、也许你听过笨鸟先飞,但是你绝对没记住,枪打出头鸟。
  • 39、First love first love, self-love, consciously conscious self-examination first, introspection first since the enlightenment.

  • 40、学贵有疑,小疑则小进,大疑则大进。
  • 41、我们应该放下对金钱与权力的执着,而不是其本身。
  • 42、Threesome, thus also. Their good qualities and from, its shortcomings are to be no.
  • 43、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!
  • 44、Today are you going to beat people, or to be whole, wish you happy April fool's day! Comes but once a year, both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment!
  • 45、做好人,靠的是一颗善良的心;做老好人,靠的是一张善变的脸。
  • 46、Today are you going to beat people, or to be whole, wish you happy April fool's day! Comes but once a year, both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment!
  • 47、Without hard learning, there is no the simplest invention.
  • 同一件事,想开了就是天堂,想不开就是地狱。
  • 48、同一件事,想开了就是天堂,想不开就是地狱。
  • 49、听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。

  • 50、愚人节要到了,为了愚你同乐,我愚重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信,愿你做个快乐的愉人:能力绰绰有愚,做人无愧愚心;生活如愚得水。
  • 51、A friend is both money and comfort.
  • 52、正是问题激发我们去学习,去实践,去观察。
  • 53、三人行,必有我师也。择其善者而从之,其不善者而改之。
  • 54、Should believe that he is the victor of life.
  • 55、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
  • 56、Only, can be known. Pride hurts, modesty benefits. Full will overflow, arrogant losing.
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