1、A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you? Don't say electricity dead you! College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said: I am a TV unive
3、A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you? Don't say electricity dead you! College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said: I am a TV unive
4、You are the most beautiful in my eyes, aquiline nose mouth, toad rat eyes round, a mouth, under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day!
5、Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love is dead have no resting-place.
6、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
7、你笑一次,我就可以高兴好几天;可看你哭一次,我就难过了好几年。
8、Wearing high heels run wild in the street, I think this is my ten years of the venting method.
9、穿着高跟鞋在大街上疯跑,我想这是我十几年来做过的最发泄情绪的方法。
10、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
11、你在我眼中最美:鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴,老鼠眼睛罗圈腿,鼻子下面一张嘴,滴滴答答流口水。愚人节快乐!
12、Like walk alone, I don't like to talk. Sometimes, talk is also need the mood.
13、Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named: Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day!
27、Dear you really can't afford to, slept at 10 o 'clock, five meals bowl bottom, no one can than weight, gave the pigs, look at the messages happy April fool's day。
28、那些最终会让你陷进去的,一开始总是美好。
29、Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!
30、The road of love, two people good, three people too much.
31、爱情的路上,两个人就好,三个人太多。
32、A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you? Don't say electricity dead you! College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said: I am a TV unive
33、多年后仍能让你心痛的,是当年轻易放弃的真爱。
34、寿命的缩短与思想的虚耗成正比。
35、Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone! I wish you a happy April fool's day!
36、生命只有一次,对于谁都是宝贵的。
37、I was still in situ wait for you, but you have forgotten had been here.
38、Human life, it is naturally to carve gems.
39、Those who will eventually let you sink in, the beginning is always beautiful.
40、我还在原地等你,你却已经忘记曾来过这里。
41、Make a person's limited life, more effective, which is equal to extend the lives of people.
42、In spring, I will send you a smiling face, tossing and turning to let you, in the spring, I will send you a little poem, let you to extrapolate, spring, I will send you a heart, let you ratio who all happy April fool's day。
43、First love is new version; Is rekindling retrofit; Premarital cohabitation is trial version; Wedding night is genuine; Rib is a collector; Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition; Wife seduce people is piracy。
44、Still can let you heartache, after so many years is easily give up true love.
45、God created man to make him lonely, and create a woman is to make him more lonely.
46、Maybe love only because of loneliness, need to find someone to love, even without any ending.
47、Shortening is proportional to the ideological view of life.
51、Make a person's limited life, more effective, which is equal to extend the lives of people.
52、上帝创造了男人是为了使他孤独,而创造女人是为了让他更孤独。
53、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance, with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth, in think you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
54、我们的生命是天赋的,我们惟有献出生命,才能得到生命。
55、God created man to make him lonely, and create a woman is to make him more lonely.