5、Respect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!
12、Wait the za riched, every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin, is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time, with a piece of upper body, lower body with a piece of。
27、Personnel manager: sorry, your profession and our position is not very wrong! A: what is wrong? Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major?
28、It rained off and on, cause I infinite thoughts, namely, think you wait to beautiful, I also take you to the meadow, but agree beforehand: pigs eat grass, no hog!
30、The hearts of countless collisions, countless dream poetry, is the fate let us meet, is fate let us love, sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you!
31、有人考试靠实力,有人考试靠视力,有人考试靠想像力,总之,靠的都是个人能力。
32、像我这种又懒又好吃的人,唯一可以依靠的减肥方式就是多拉屎。
33、Respect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!
39、Personnel manager: sorry, your profession and our position is not very wrong! A: what is wrong? Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major?
40、说真的,每次遇到那种不是很好使的感应水龙头,都感觉自己好像要饭的。
41、That day every time I looked at your sexy body, naked in front of me twisting, gently caress your skin, I can't resist the temptation to you: boss, I'm going to the fish! Happy April fool's day!