Covered with a light run and jump, not walk loose flesh。跑跑跳跳浑身轻,不走不动皮肉松。

  • 1、The waterfall on the cliff is afraid, so I sing the song of the life of the majestic.
  • 2、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
  • 3、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew; If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart; But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it!
  • 4、三只猪在吵架,老大骂:你好无聊,只会发信息!老二骂:你更无聊,天天发黄色笑话!不过最无聊的都是老三,只看不发。
  • 5、听说最近你上电视了,不错哦!你可真上镜啊,那活蹦乱跳的样子,那自信满满的气势,那俏皮可爱的言行我早就知道,你演孙悟空准行!
  • 住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事一窝子都开心快乐。
  • 6、住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事一窝子都开心快乐。
  • 7、人生就像一出戏,恩恩怨怨又何必太在意,名和利啊什么东西,生不带来死不带去。
  • 8、牵着孩子们的手,快乐地迎接每一天!
  • 9、Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!

  • 10、不要小看两粒种子的力量,也许他们日后就能成为一片大森林。
  • 11、Genuine interest in others point, is the most important character of the salesman.
  • 12、Raise your hand if you can get things, people tend to ignore them because of their easy to, delay does not do.
  • 13、今日愚人节,特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫,让我笑一笑,朝天吼三吼,吓走大狼狗。此令既已下,望尔速执行。四一愚人节,愚人不从命。
  • 14、要有比教师学习更快的能力。要有比别人善于学习的能力。
  • 15、真心的对别人产生点兴趣,是推销员最重要的品格。
  • 16、Love is the premise, YanLi rules; With respect to win trust, wisdom wisdom.
  • 17、Know you until now, you place in my heart you should be clear, in addition to you, others is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't, because you are two heap!
  • 18、人生就像一出戏,恩恩怨怨又何必太在意,名和利啊什么东西,生不带来死不带去。
  • 19、愿乘风破万里浪,甘面壁谈十年书。

    The most easy thing in the world, the delay time is the least effort.
  • 20、The most easy thing in the world, the delay time is the least effort.
  • 21、收到信息抖精神,教你如何来做人,读读信息变傻人,不转你会成呆人,删除证明你是痴人,回复表明你没成人,这条信息为整人,愚人节里送愚人。愚人快乐哟!
  • 22、The slowest person, as long as he doesn't lose target than wandering aimlessly walk fast.
  • 23、收到信息抖精神,教你如何来做人,读读信息变傻人,不转你会成呆人,删除证明你是痴人,回复表明你没成人,这条信息为整人,愚人节里送愚人。愚人快乐哟!
  • 24、Today's April fool's day, we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call, let me laugh, shout three shout into air, frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is, at speed。 Designation for April fool's day, fool don't do it。
  • 25、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
  • 26、Interest in the knowledge data could be comprehend motives.
  • 27、If we are to do their ability to do it, we would call surprise ourselves.
  • 28、Don't underestimate the power of the two seed, maybe they can become a big forest in the future.
  • 29、对所学知识资料的兴趣可能成为领悟动机。

  • 30、三只猪在吵架,老大骂:你好无聊,只会发信息!老二骂:你更无聊,天天发黄色笑话!不过最无聊的都是老三,只看不发。
  • 31、牵着孩子们的手,快乐地迎接每一天!
  • 32、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
  • 33、Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
  • 住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事一窝子都开心快乐。
  • 34、住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事一窝子都开心快乐。
  • 35、Survival is the first law: no more dangerous than yesterday's success.
  • 36、如果你是小狗狗,我愿变成骨头给你啃;如果你孤单,我会用心来陪你;可这次我没带啥,只有香蕉一串,挂得高高的,我相信,你一定会叠上盒子把它摘取!
  • 37、Let the wind to break the waves, gump side wall about ten years.
  • 38、友善伴随着孩子,他看见洒向人间的都是爱。
  • 39、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!

  • 40、All sad past, when time is slowly precipitation, you will find your own happiness is much larger than expected.
  • 41、There is no desperate situation, only people with a slough of despond.
  • 42、What the teacher has produced what kind of students.
  • 43、The slowest person, as long as he doesn't lose target than wandering aimlessly walk fast.
  • 44、成功的方法多种多样,别不接受你看不惯的方法。
  • 45、We must put the old habits, old bondage, so we can fly again.
  • 46、失败对强者是逗号,对弱者则是句号。
  • 47、紧急通知:今晚至明晨有小型地震,为了您的安全,请今晚包着棉被,头顶马桶,鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
  • The three little pigs in the fight, the boss to scold: hello boring, will only send information! Second scold: you are more boring, everyday hair yellow joke! But the most boring is old, only to see not hair。
  • 48、The three little pigs in the fight, the boss to scold: hello boring, will only send information! Second scold: you are more boring, everyday hair yellow joke! But the most boring is old, only to see not hair。
  • 49、If the compass feet are still, forever also could not draw a circle.

  • 50、三只猪在吵架,老大骂:你好无聊,只会发信息!老二骂:你更无聊,天天发黄色笑话!不过最无聊的都是老三,只看不发。
  • 51、According to understand their own meaning, don't look down on yourself, be the opinions of others astray.
  • 52、今日愚人节,特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫,让我笑一笑,朝天吼三吼,吓走大狼狗。此令既已下,望尔速执行。四一愚人节,愚人不从命。
  • 53、The waterfall on the cliff is afraid, so I sing the song of the life of the majestic.
  • 54、Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman, your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock, your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart, your eyes like a lovely panda!
  • 55、今日愚人节,特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫,让我笑一笑,朝天吼三吼,吓走大狼狗。此令既已下,望尔速执行。四一愚人节,愚人不从命。
  • 56、Belief in the role of the human brain as alarm clock, when you need to wake you.
  • 57、As a gardener, I believe that every flower is in full bloom.
  • 58、The square of education plus appreciation education.
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