懂得生命真谛的人,可以使短促的生命延长。

    1、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!

  • 2、真实的十分理智的友谊是人生最美好的无价之宝。
  • 3、Wise than a foolish friend worse enemy.
  • 4、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 5、临着一切不平常的急难,只有勇敢和坚强才能拯救。
  • April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 6、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 7、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 8、Real very sensible is the most beautiful and good life priceless friendship.
  • 9、Everyone must die, and return steps according to historical records.
  • 10、滴水之恩,当涌泉相报。
  • 11、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!

  • 12、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
  • 13、知道危险而不说的人,是敌人。
  • 14、尊敬的客户,你好:由于雨天,导致系统故障,为不影响您的正常通讯,请将手机置放在水中!谢谢合作!
  • 15、教育是人才的娘家,社会是人才的婆家。
  • 16、事常与人违,事总在人为。
  • 17、愚人节要到了,为了愚你同乐,我愚重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信,愿你做个快乐的愉人:能力绰绰有愚,做人无愧愚心;生活如愚得水。
  • 18、Real very sensible is the most beautiful and good life priceless friendship.
  • 不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!
  • 19、不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!
  • 20、Aspire to be established is not sharp, success in a long time not in speed.
  • 21、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" : long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc

  • 22、Things often breach with people, things always in artificial.
  • 23、与其结交可靠的朋友,不如自己结交朋友可靠。
  • 24、Things often breach with people, things always in artificial.
  • 25、智者一切求自己,愚者一切求他人。
  • 26、日出唤醒大地,读书唤醒头脑。
  • 27、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 28、顽强的毅力可以征服世界上任何一座**!
  • 29、书籍是朋友,虽然没有热情,但是非常忠实。
  • 30、想要壮志凌云,做要脚踏实地。
  • 31、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!

    以勇敢的胸膛面对逆境。
  • 32、以勇敢的胸膛面对逆境。
  • 33、Not looks like, the good luck body is in the mountain.
  • 34、腰板挺得笔直的人,终究不会走在攀登者队伍的前列。
  • 35、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 36、愚人节要到了,为了愚你同乐,我愚重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信,愿你做个快乐的愉人:能力绰绰有愚,做人无愧愚心;生活如愚得水。
  • 37、愚蠢的朋友比明智的敌人更糟糕。
  • 38、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 39、The best way to keep friendship is not to betray friends.
  • 40、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 41、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!

  • 42、愚人节要到了,为了愚你同乐,我愚重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信,愿你做个快乐的愉人:能力绰绰有愚,做人无愧愚心;生活如愚得水。
  • 43、Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!
  • 44、天下之事常成于困约,而败于奢靡。
  • For people, the greatest joy, the greatest happiness is to put his spirit power to others.
  • 45、For people, the greatest joy, the greatest happiness is to put his spirit power to others.
  • 46、Know dangerous and don't say, is the enemy of study.
  • 47、兄弟可能不是朋友,但朋友常常如兄弟。
  • 48、智者一切求自己,愚者一切求他人。
  • 49、To save time is to lengthen life.
  • 50、勇气通往天堂,怯懦通往地狱。
  • 51、兄弟可能不是朋友,但朋友常常如兄弟。

  • 52、Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!
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