你大脑抽筋,小脑打结,中枢神经变态,我劝你还是**算了。

    1、世界上最感动人的话不是我爱你、而是你瘦了,世界上最伤人的话、不是我恨你、而是你胖了。

  • 2、If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you an East China Sea. If a star represents a joy, I will send you a galaxy. If a tree represents a yearning, I will send you a forest.
  • 3、Society is a book, let's work hard to study it, and to understand the deep meaning of it, Marty natalegawa to repeat it again.
  • 4、拍死的是蚊子,流血的是老子!
  • 5、The day gives you warm, the moon gives you warm, the star gives you romantic, the wind gives you refreshing, the rain gives you moisten, the snow gives you perfect, the frost gives you crystal clear, I give you the blessing!
  • The vast sea of people, you are the only thing I can not put down, but also I can not be able to forget the helpless, no matter you go to the ends of the earth, I will bless you!
  • 6、The vast sea of people, you are the only thing I can not put down, but also I can not be able to forget the helpless, no matter you go to the ends of the earth, I will bless you!
  • 7、不管未来有多遥远,成长的路上有你有我;不管相逢在什么时候,我们是永远的朋友。
  • 8、如果一滴水代表一个祝福,我送你一个东海;如果一颗星代表一份快乐,我送你条银河;如果一棵树代表一份思念,我送你一片森林。
  • 9、插人家洞的是插头,有洞被人家插的是插座!
  • 10、班主任讲起废话的时候,就像嚼了炫迈,根本停不下来!
  • 11、You are a good friend, let me worthy of respect in the future days, believe you will be making significant achievements.

  • 12、曾经的海枯石烂,抵不过好聚好散。
  • 13、你攒够四块五,我也攒够四块五,我们就可以去民政局结婚了。
  • 14、无语就是法官问:你为什么印假钞?罪犯说:真钞我不会印。
  • 15、The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the cloud is flowing, the song is free, the love is the heart, the love is crazy, the sky is eternal, you are unforgettable.
  • 16、When you are alone, the wind is my singing, and I hope it can give you a moment's comfort. When you are proud, raindrops are my alarm bell, and I hope it can make you get eternal humility.
  • 17、Xinyu silent, but very sweet; the usual greetings, but very warm; friends trust, but the most sincere friendship; elegant, but most cherished friends: happy blessing! Have a great weekend!
  • 18、谁能懂我心
  • 郁闷是微尘,轻飘飘无处不在,忽略却如常生活;快乐是空气,静悄悄如影随形,没有就不能呼吸。亲爱的朋友,快乐工作,健康生活!
  • 19、郁闷是微尘,轻飘飘无处不在,忽略却如常生活;快乐是空气,静悄悄如影随形,没有就不能呼吸。亲爱的朋友,快乐工作,健康生活!
  • 20、心语无声,却很甘甜;问候平常,却很温暖;朋友信任,却最真切;友情淡雅,却最珍重;祝福朋友:开心快乐!周末愉快!
  • 21、当你孤独时,风儿就是我的歌声,愿它能使你得到片刻的安慰;当你骄傲时,雨点就是我的警钟,愿它能使你获得永恒的谦逊。

  • 22、日给你温暖,月给你温馨,星给你浪漫,风给你清爽,雨给你滋润,雪给你完美,霜给你晶莹,我给你祝福!
  • 23、每一个闷骚的人,都有一个极为正经的外表。
  • 24、深碍过
  • 25、真爱就像鬼一样,信的人那么多,看见的人那么少。
  • 26、一杯烈酒一口孤独
  • 27、Friends are always at heart, bosom friend is precious, light thinking Xianyou, small message Jiayin, vayo see news as one time do not forget the heart of a friend.
  • 28、风吹风止,拂不去友谊的见证;雨落雨停,洗不掉相伴的印痕;花开花谢,褪不去青春的年华。朋友,祝你幸福美满!
  • 29、女汉子会有一群兄弟陪着他,萌妹子会有一群男朋友陪着她。
  • 30、谁说结果不重要,我辛辛苦苦奋斗的结果为什么要给别人。
  • 31、我占有欲很强,别碰我的东西,小心我跟你拼命。

    试金可以用火,试女人可以用金,试男人可以用女人。
  • 32、试金可以用火,试女人可以用金,试男人可以用女人。
  • 33、你是我这辈子追的第一个男人、也是这辈子我追的最后一个男人。
  • 34、季小沫╰☆╮
  • 35、孤单是一个人的狂欢,狂欢是一群人的孤单!
  • 36、Xinyu silent, but very sweet; the usual greetings, but very warm; friends trust, but the most sincere friendship; elegant, but most cherished friends: happy blessing! Have a great weekend!
  • 37、Give you a first good luck message: received will come into a good fortune, readers will come ture, store will love sweet, forwarding will become rich, year after year to delete will be a lifetime thing.
  • 38、送牛奶的人比喝牛奶的人身体棒。
  • 39、有情人终成眷属,没情人夏天中暑。
  • 40、永远不要和父母吵架,因为你吵不赢的时候,只有挨骂,但是当你吵得赢的时候,就是挨打了。
  • 41、Xinyu silent, but very sweet; the usual greetings, but very warm; friends trust, but the most sincere friendship; elegant, but most cherished friends: happy blessing! Have a great weekend!

  • 42、真正的装逼,敢于直面本身没有厚度的脸皮。
  • 43、拍死的是蚊子,流血的是老子!
  • 44、℡旧伤疤°
  • 一杯烈酒一口孤独
  • 45、一杯烈酒一口孤独
  • 46、你攒够四块五,我也攒够四块五,我们就可以去民政局结婚了。
  • 47、我幸不幸福,都不关你的事
  • 48、A hehemumu, a happy life, happy, peaceful lives, full of energy every day, month and year festivity Yangyang, linfe. Happy New Year's Day!
  • 49、A friend is happy to forget people, people suffering, is your miscues you see another person, is your promotion to you call still the same person!
  • 50、It is a kind of strength to have friends with a friend. It is a kind of comfort to have a friend to encourage, a friend to miss is a kind of blessing, and a friend to care is a kind of happiness.
  • 51、对于你喜欢我这件事,我认为你做得非常对。

  • 52、情花一谢付东流,流到何方几时休。待到地老天荒日,流到心碎难罢休。
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