8、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
12、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
13、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
22、Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!
27、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
30、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" : long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc
43、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!